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dishwasher safe (top rack only)
the internet’s girlfriend. but not yours.
the internet’s girlfriend. but not yours.
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I take Wikipedia for granted. Reading this Jimmy Wales interview reminded me in our Fantasyland age what a remarkable and important creation it is. True pillar of civilization. Runs on only $200 million a year. Requires our support. So I’m finally donating. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/m...
The Culture Wars Came for Wikipedia. Jimmy Wales Is Staying the Course.
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I take Wikipedia for granted. Reading this Jimmy Wales interview reminded me in our Fantasyland age what a remarkable and important creation it is. True pillar of civilization. Runs on only $200 million a year. Requires our support. So I’m finally donating. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/m...
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I’m not on scholarship or NIL, I’m not letting that man fuck up my Sunday
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I’m not on scholarship or NIL, I’m not letting that man fuck up my Sunday
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Still see lots of you posting screenshots etc without alt text and assume you’re doing it on purpose out of some kind of animus against people who need it
It takes about four seconds. Cmon
It takes about four seconds. Cmon
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Still see lots of you posting screenshots etc without alt text and assume you’re doing it on purpose out of some kind of animus against people who need it
It takes about four seconds. Cmon
It takes about four seconds. Cmon
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There’s a reason Auburn is 5-6.
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
There’s a reason Auburn is 5-6.
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Autolabelling service that tells you if a poster needs a wellness check or if they are watching sport
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Autolabelling service that tells you if a poster needs a wellness check or if they are watching sport
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The most 1980s-coded product possible:
Casio QL-10 (1981)
You’ve heard it a million times growing up; don’t play with matches. Well folks, the Calcu-Lighter ain’t no match.
You’ve heard it a million times growing up; don’t play with matches. Well folks, the Calcu-Lighter ain’t no match.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The most 1980s-coded product possible:
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FAILED FUCKING EMPIRE
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
FAILED FUCKING EMPIRE
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See-through
Friona, TX
Friona, TX
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
See-through
Friona, TX
Friona, TX
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Happy birthday, William Blake
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Happy birthday, William Blake
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"Put your shoes back on."
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Put your shoes back on."
one of my favorite days on the internet
happy Henry Kissinger Died On November 29th 2023 to all who celebrate
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
one of my favorite days on the internet
woke up sick with something gross, love this for me 🫠
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
woke up sick with something gross, love this for me 🫠
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“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
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Its all FAKE. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. AI. Fake. Fake. Fake.
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Its all FAKE. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. AI. Fake. Fake. Fake.
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"Why don't kids go outside anymore?!"
Kids outside:
Kids outside:
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
"Why don't kids go outside anymore?!"
Kids outside:
Kids outside:
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To thine own self please be fr
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
To thine own self please be fr
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anybody who uses liquid IV amazon has the best deal i’ve ever seen on em right now
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
anybody who uses liquid IV amazon has the best deal i’ve ever seen on em right now
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If you try to correct my posts, that is perjury
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If you try to correct my posts, that is perjury
i would watch hours of this
Have you ever seen a bike lane sweeper - pulled behind a bike?
Volunteers in Kirkland have a new tool that attaches to the back of an e-bike. It's good for protected bike lanes, sidewalks, and narrow trails.
My @kuow.org story: www.kuow.org/stories/clea...
Volunteers in Kirkland have a new tool that attaches to the back of an e-bike. It's good for protected bike lanes, sidewalks, and narrow trails.
My @kuow.org story: www.kuow.org/stories/clea...
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i would watch hours of this
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Ordering no quarter, as Hegseth effectively did, isn't a newfangled modern war crime. It was understood as a crime as far back as the Revolutionary War. Washington threatened to do reprisals over it. The bad guy in 'The Patriot' is (very loosely) based off a British officer who was notorious for it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Ordering no quarter, as Hegseth effectively did, isn't a newfangled modern war crime. It was understood as a crime as far back as the Revolutionary War. Washington threatened to do reprisals over it. The bad guy in 'The Patriot' is (very loosely) based off a British officer who was notorious for it.
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Eagles lost because Philly fans don’t care about sports enough.
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Eagles lost because Philly fans don’t care about sports enough.
quick stop at the weed store was the way to go bc holy fuck thank you deals!!!
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
quick stop at the weed store was the way to go bc holy fuck thank you deals!!!
haven’t eaten today so i’m super tempted to just bust this turkey leg out for the drive home
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
haven’t eaten today so i’m super tempted to just bust this turkey leg out for the drive home