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dishwasher safe (top rack only) the internet’s girlfriend, but not yours.

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 22d

spooky season approacheth 🎃🎃

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 12m

Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1h

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 9m

“Ok cool fall is really here this time” is my Charlie Brown falling for the football gag again

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 42m

every time i’m like ‘oh good the last hot day’ there’s another one. 86 degrees today can kiss my ass.

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nightcheeseriot @nightcheeseriot.bsky.social · 4h

Evergreen.

Tweet by @KateHarding that reads, “What haunts me is that I am just not smart enough for so many people to be this much stupider than I am.”

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 9h

save me bean sock

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 9h

earache on your birthday 👎

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h

well this is the most precious thing i’ll see today 🥰

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h

no fuckin way that’s incredible i love that movie and this *so much*

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h

you misunderstand.

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h

really.

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h

quack quack quack quack quack mr ducksworth

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h

thank you!

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h

thank you lovely, it was a pretty decent tuesday lol :)

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h

this rules

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12h

The Ducks are giving out goalie masks 🫡
(via Anaheim Ducks)

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gabriel x. michael 👻 @g-x-m.bsky.social · 13h

A transient block survives from old Chicago: light-up pawn shop, liquor store, men-only hotel signs and “La Cocina” with a pagoda — likely the last extant remnant of the city’s old Chinatown here on Clark Street

gabriel x. michael 👻 @g-x-m.bsky.social · 13h

400 South Clark Street

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Laurel Krahn @wintwins.bsky.social · 12h

If the Dodgers win this series can both the Blue Jays and Mariners face them? (They could be an AL Voltron.)

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 12h

thank you lovely

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 12h

everybody who spent the last ten years waxing their bush can’t grow one anymore, so now they’re back in fashion 🥲

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 12h

i don’t think i knew this i LOVE this lore! bring on the pies is right

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 12h

the merkin stage of capitalism 😭😭😭😭

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 12h

did not know this was today, love this for me :)

gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 17h

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 12h

thank you :)

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 12h

oh it’s terrible lol, but thank you 💋

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 12h

only one label? must be slippin lol

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