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the internet’s girlfriend. but not yours.
the internet’s girlfriend. but not yours.
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I directed the episode of MURDOCH MYSTERIES set in 1910 where they invented the internet AND the concept of the nude selfie.
best we've got right now is Murdoch Mysteries, a detective show set in late 1800's Toronto, where the lead characters regularly invent modern technology by accident. Detective Murdoch created the Roomba. Tatiana Maslany's brother plays a gay jewish cop. It's incredible.
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I directed the episode of MURDOCH MYSTERIES set in 1910 where they invented the internet AND the concept of the nude selfie.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
thankful for xans and weed bc boy my bitch sister is out for my blood lol
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
thankful for xans and weed bc boy my bitch sister is out for my blood lol
sass family thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
sass family thanksgiving
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5:45 pm on Thanksgiving Eve?
Now THIS is how you news dump.
Now THIS is how you news dump.
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
5:45 pm on Thanksgiving Eve?
Now THIS is how you news dump.
Now THIS is how you news dump.
then why am i still single
Every garbage can finds its lid, as they say.
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
then why am i still single
just not having to do the interstate in the dark is such a fucking godsend
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
just not having to do the interstate in the dark is such a fucking godsend
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just one reporter hitting trump with a “hey man fuck you” would speed things up by at least a few months, depending on the delivery. the delivery matters a lot
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
just one reporter hitting trump with a “hey man fuck you” would speed things up by at least a few months, depending on the delivery. the delivery matters a lot
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Sir, we have all
Great cause to give great thanks.
Great cause to give great thanks.
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sir, we have all
Great cause to give great thanks.
Great cause to give great thanks.
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"y'all still hating on generative AI over here?"
"yep, y'all still paying the world's most powerful racist for clout over there?"
"yep, y'all still paying the world's most powerful racist for clout over there?"
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"y'all still hating on generative AI over here?"
"yep, y'all still paying the world's most powerful racist for clout over there?"
"yep, y'all still paying the world's most powerful racist for clout over there?"
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not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
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Article full of "stop being fat" advice after a younger, skinny celebrity has a stroke. Not one acknowledgment of how COVID has wrecked our long-term health.
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Article full of "stop being fat" advice after a younger, skinny celebrity has a stroke. Not one acknowledgment of how COVID has wrecked our long-term health.
😃😃😃
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
😃😃😃
must NOT forget the poultry seasoning! note to self!!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
must NOT forget the poultry seasoning! note to self!!!!!!!
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Keep the vision board simple and fun.
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Keep the vision board simple and fun.
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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There are over 100 harvest festivals around the globe. Thanksgiving isn’t an American invention. No one expects you to be sorry, we all know you’re an idiot.
How to piss the entire US off in a single post 101.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
There are over 100 harvest festivals around the globe. Thanksgiving isn’t an American invention. No one expects you to be sorry, we all know you’re an idiot.
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Well yeah man. Thats how holidays work. Theyre made up. We got some. Yall got some. No one is pissed. And its baby shit to puff your chest and close replies. If you’re gonna troll stand on it!
How to piss the entire US off in a single post 101.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Well yeah man. Thats how holidays work. Theyre made up. We got some. Yall got some. No one is pissed. And its baby shit to puff your chest and close replies. If you’re gonna troll stand on it!
this also means i can rescue my packages from last week from the office! if they’re open. they probably won’t be lol
SASS GETS AN UNEXPECTED EARLY OUT HELL YES
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
this also means i can rescue my packages from last week from the office! if they’re open. they probably won’t be lol
SASS GETS AN UNEXPECTED EARLY OUT HELL YES
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
SASS GETS AN UNEXPECTED EARLY OUT HELL YES
quick question Eric, where do WE live
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
quick question Eric, where do WE live
smells like nachos in the path office ?
a white cat is sitting on a box with the words " i am confusion " above it
Alt: a white cat is sitting on a box with the words " i am confusion " above it
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
smells like nachos in the path office ?
🎯🎯🎯
I don’t really get pecan pie as a concept, but it’s very good at drawing the safeties away from the targets I really wanna hit at dessert
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
🎯🎯🎯
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Kareem Hunt is the AFC Offensive Player of the Week after handling a career-high 30 carries for 104 yards on Sunday. His 10 rushing first downs were the second-most by any player in a game this year.
It's Kareem's first time winning the award since Week 9 of the 2018 season.
It's Kareem's first time winning the award since Week 9 of the 2018 season.
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Kareem Hunt is the AFC Offensive Player of the Week after handling a career-high 30 carries for 104 yards on Sunday. His 10 rushing first downs were the second-most by any player in a game this year.
It's Kareem's first time winning the award since Week 9 of the 2018 season.
It's Kareem's first time winning the award since Week 9 of the 2018 season.