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dishwasher safe (top rack only)

the internet’s girlfriend. but not yours.
oh no
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
but does anyone want to arm wrestle
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Tyler 😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
it’s my local that’s hilarious they have google reviews
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
i’m not going to.

but what if i did.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
dad opened netflix and it blew my eardrums
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
i have a bottle of chocolate baileys that does nicely :)
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
and my dad made stovetop popcorn :)
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
i fuckin wish
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
it’s nice :)
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
🥲
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
she can’t ruin my party :)
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
🫶🫶🫶
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
not bad for an hour!
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
florida, california, s carolina, texas, wisconsin, indiana, oklahoma, colorado, nebraska, iowa, kansas, missouri
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
you serious clark
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM