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@sasscarpone.bsky.social
dishwasher safe (top rack only)
the internet’s girlfriend. but not yours.
the internet’s girlfriend. but not yours.
i didn’t bring hors d’oeuvres but i did bring stuff to make boozy hot chocolate
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
i didn’t bring hors d’oeuvres but i did bring stuff to make boozy hot chocolate
she can’t ruin my party :)
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
she can’t ruin my party :)
the day they named the new chicago pope i got popeyes and took a pic holding my red beans n rice to send to @elideep.bsky.social, i titled it ‘POPE-YES’ anyway that’s not a good story what IS is that my phone thinks it’s important for some reason and shows it to me in featured photos lol
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
the day they named the new chicago pope i got popeyes and took a pic holding my red beans n rice to send to @elideep.bsky.social, i titled it ‘POPE-YES’ anyway that’s not a good story what IS is that my phone thinks it’s important for some reason and shows it to me in featured photos lol
Intrusive Thought REALLY wants me to punch this can off the top of the lockers. i’m not going to. but i really want to.
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Intrusive Thought REALLY wants me to punch this can off the top of the lockers. i’m not going to. but i really want to.
when you accidentally hit the dictate button while you’re singing karma chameleon to yourself
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
when you accidentally hit the dictate button while you’re singing karma chameleon to yourself
chiefs win have to post a cute pic 💋
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
chiefs win have to post a cute pic 💋
your friend’s 40th is a good enough reason! love you lady, happy birthday 💋 @amypinkc.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
your friend’s 40th is a good enough reason! love you lady, happy birthday 💋 @amypinkc.bsky.social
my sister does her own christmas lights 😍
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
my sister does her own christmas lights 😍
these are high-quality Freezer Trash. endorse
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
these are high-quality Freezer Trash. endorse
what if instead of a warm hug you get a paper cut? hmmmm?
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
what if instead of a warm hug you get a paper cut? hmmmm?
what, like it’s hard?
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
what, like it’s hard?
it’s Thursday babies, really i swear! if you’re in the mood for thirstin or think maybe you will be later, come join me and all my sexy friends, TONIGHT right here on the skyline for Thirst Trap Thursday! 10/9p central, consider yourself invited 😋💋 #TTT
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
it’s Thursday babies, really i swear! if you’re in the mood for thirstin or think maybe you will be later, come join me and all my sexy friends, TONIGHT right here on the skyline for Thirst Trap Thursday! 10/9p central, consider yourself invited 😋💋 #TTT
hey THAT GUY made big messes w his blood, not gonna fly in the clinical lab lmao
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
hey THAT GUY made big messes w his blood, not gonna fly in the clinical lab lmao
perfect blood smear is still perfect, your girl’s still got it. look at that feathered edge 😌
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
perfect blood smear is still perfect, your girl’s still got it. look at that feathered edge 😌
these make me want to set myself on fire. what a cunty straw. judging people who find cunty straws necessary for their lives.
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
these make me want to set myself on fire. what a cunty straw. judging people who find cunty straws necessary for their lives.