Don Elfant
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If you can't handle me at my rootiness, you don't deserve me at my tootiness.
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Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
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It’s getting so the only safe place to be is in the Epstein Files. 🔄
January 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
It’s getting so the only safe place to be is in the Epstein Files. 🔄
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'Tough break with your Aunt and Uncle, but they should have complied with the Stormtroopers'
January 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
'Tough break with your Aunt and Uncle, but they should have complied with the Stormtroopers'
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the thing about that “first they came for” poem is that we’re at least halfway through it, and it’s not a very long poem
January 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
the thing about that “first they came for” poem is that we’re at least halfway through it, and it’s not a very long poem
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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if you think this is bad wait'll he cancels the midterms
January 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
if you think this is bad wait'll he cancels the midterms
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We're going to need a bigger Hague.
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 AM
We're going to need a bigger Hague.
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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"Would you like your Alexa to be more conversational?" I don't even want my barber to and he's real
December 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"Would you like your Alexa to be more conversational?" I don't even want my barber to and he's real
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It was just locker room sex trafficking
December 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It was just locker room sex trafficking
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What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?
November 15, 2023 at 9:55 PM
What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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The joy one feels whilst eating the penultimate pancake, knowing that there is yet another to come, is balanced in equal measure by the despair at the realization that there is but one more remaining.
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The joy one feels whilst eating the penultimate pancake, knowing that there is yet another to come, is balanced in equal measure by the despair at the realization that there is but one more remaining.
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Every culture should create their own version of Santa but instead of everyone getting presents, we should all go to war over who has chosen the correct one.
December 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Every culture should create their own version of Santa but instead of everyone getting presents, we should all go to war over who has chosen the correct one.
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And some will be by suicide, so get ready for that.
December 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
And some will be by suicide, so get ready for that.
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Let me make this extremely clear: most of you know someone who will probably die in the next year because of this.
December 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Let me make this extremely clear: most of you know someone who will probably die in the next year because of this.
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This priest is right.
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This priest is right.
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November 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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This is true.
Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This is true.
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…