Austin Swafford
@swaffordaustin.bsky.social
Longhorns. Astros. Chiefs. Texas Democrat. Star Wars. All things Disney. Marvel. Aspiring Californian. Unashamed Swiftie and dog dad. I like pizza. Not beer so much but other carbonated beverages are nice.
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Trump’s officially been in office for a month. How’s he doing on that promise to lower grocery prices from day 1?
I don’t think he’s doing anything
Eggs: ⬆️ 8.4%
Bacon: ↔️
Milk: ⬇️ 2.1%
Bananas: ↔️
I don’t think he’s doing anything
Eggs: ⬆️ 8.4%
Bacon: ↔️
Milk: ⬇️ 2.1%
Bananas: ↔️
Has Trump been asked what blame he shares for deploying people who should have been at home with their families and not on the streets of DC laying sod or whatever pointless bullshit Trump had them doing?
Army Specialist Sarah Beckstrom, 20, has died. She faithfully and honorably served our country. l can't begin to imagine what her family, friends, and colleagues are experiencing right now. Keep them in your thoughts.
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Has Trump been asked what blame he shares for deploying people who should have been at home with their families and not on the streets of DC laying sod or whatever pointless bullshit Trump had them doing?
Reporters should be allowed to ask Trump if he’s a stupid person for insisting vetted people weren’t vetted
Furthermore he keeps saying what he would have done with the withdrawal but the reality is he left Biden with a deadline and no plan for withdrawal. No way this goes any better with Trump
Furthermore he keeps saying what he would have done with the withdrawal but the reality is he left Biden with a deadline and no plan for withdrawal. No way this goes any better with Trump
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Reporters should be allowed to ask Trump if he’s a stupid person for insisting vetted people weren’t vetted
Furthermore he keeps saying what he would have done with the withdrawal but the reality is he left Biden with a deadline and no plan for withdrawal. No way this goes any better with Trump
Furthermore he keeps saying what he would have done with the withdrawal but the reality is he left Biden with a deadline and no plan for withdrawal. No way this goes any better with Trump
Chiefs blatantly held on the TD AND the 2PC so of course the only penalty they call is roughing on the Chiefs.
Wtf is happening right now?
Wtf is happening right now?
It’s almost like the officiating is trying to prove the national narrative wrong that the Chiefs get all the calls….in front of probably 50 Million people
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Chiefs blatantly held on the TD AND the 2PC so of course the only penalty they call is roughing on the Chiefs.
Wtf is happening right now?
Wtf is happening right now?
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Andy Reid heard y’all calling him a coward and said “who’s a coward now?” #Chiefs
a man is covering his face with a blanket and says " say it again to my face "
ALT: a man is covering his face with a blanket and says " say it again to my face "
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Andy Reid heard y’all calling him a coward and said “who’s a coward now?” #Chiefs
I cannot figure out what Chamarri Conner adds to the Chiefs defense. Can’t cover. Can’t tackle. What is he doing on an NFL team?
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I cannot figure out what Chamarri Conner adds to the Chiefs defense. Can’t cover. Can’t tackle. What is he doing on an NFL team?
Chiefs just handing the Cowboys this drive. Their defense today has been TRASH.
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Chiefs just handing the Cowboys this drive. Their defense today has been TRASH.
Reposted by Austin Swafford
Miles, an Indigenous actor best known for her roles in “Northern Exposure,” “Smoke Signals,” “Wyvern” and “The Last of Us,” handed them her tribal ID from the Confederated Tribes of the Umatilla Indian Reservation in Oregon.
Yet, Miles recalled one agent calling it “fake.”
Yet, Miles recalled one agent calling it “fake.”
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Miles, an Indigenous actor best known for her roles in “Northern Exposure,” “Smoke Signals,” “Wyvern” and “The Last of Us,” handed them her tribal ID from the Confederated Tribes of the Umatilla Indian Reservation in Oregon.
Yet, Miles recalled one agent calling it “fake.”
Yet, Miles recalled one agent calling it “fake.”
Cut to: 5 years from now, all the trillions of dollars of imaginary investment Trump keeps bragging about getting going to bail out OpenAI
On one side of the ledger, we have half a trillion dollars in operating losses expected over the next 5 years.
On the other side of the ledger, we have all the money we'll hypothetically make when the hypothetical technology we imagine comes into existence mostly on its own.
So it's net positive.
On the other side of the ledger, we have all the money we'll hypothetically make when the hypothetical technology we imagine comes into existence mostly on its own.
So it's net positive.
HSBC forecasts that OpenAI is going to have nearly a half trillion in operating losses until 2030
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Cut to: 5 years from now, all the trillions of dollars of imaginary investment Trump keeps bragging about getting going to bail out OpenAI
Really gotta ask yourself why FBI
Agents would be working massive amounts of overtime to study files that we were ultimately told had nothing, no nothing, worth investigating further
Agents would be working massive amounts of overtime to study files that we were ultimately told had nothing, no nothing, worth investigating further
The docs also reveal the number of hours the FBI devoted to the project, which required some agents to work nights and weekends. The FBI paid personnel $851,344 in overtime for working on the Epstein files between March 17 and March 22.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Really gotta ask yourself why FBI
Agents would be working massive amounts of overtime to study files that we were ultimately told had nothing, no nothing, worth investigating further
Agents would be working massive amounts of overtime to study files that we were ultimately told had nothing, no nothing, worth investigating further
Chapelle’s Black Bush sketch come to life, just out here talking about how she’s trying to get that oil
Rep. Salazar: "We're gonna be doing a favor to us, to our children, to our economy, to our oil companies to be able to liberate. And to Venezuelans who wants to be free."
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Chapelle’s Black Bush sketch come to life, just out here talking about how she’s trying to get that oil
Lol @ Pam Bondi’s army of flying monkeys
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Lol @ Pam Bondi’s army of flying monkeys
Count on Trump to think strength looks like casting himself as Nazi Pharaoh Thanos
The extremely mentally ill President of the United States just posted this on his money losing garbage Truth Social app.
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Count on Trump to think strength looks like casting himself as Nazi Pharaoh Thanos
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It’s funny how much Nantz and Romo love Chris Jones. That was ALL Tranquill. Jones had as much impact on that play as I did #Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It’s funny how much Nantz and Romo love Chris Jones. That was ALL Tranquill. Jones had as much impact on that play as I did #Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
Illegal contact
Holding
Pass interference
Any of them would have been right
Calling nothing was dead wrong
#Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
Holding
Pass interference
Any of them would have been right
Calling nothing was dead wrong
#Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Illegal contact
Holding
Pass interference
Any of them would have been right
Calling nothing was dead wrong
#Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
Holding
Pass interference
Any of them would have been right
Calling nothing was dead wrong
#Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
Just like last week against Denver, with a chance to save the season on a late possession, Mahomes goes 3 and out and doesn’t even move the ball. #Chiefs
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Just like last week against Denver, with a chance to save the season on a late possession, Mahomes goes 3 and out and doesn’t even move the ball. #Chiefs
James L Brooks is a ‘90s legend
I can’t believe people are still letting him make movies
I can’t believe people are still letting him make movies
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
James L Brooks is a ‘90s legend
I can’t believe people are still letting him make movies
I can’t believe people are still letting him make movies
I don’t want to see Remigio on kick returns anymore. I don’t know what the Chiefs coaching staff have ever seen in him but whatever it is, they gotta take those glasses off
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I don’t want to see Remigio on kick returns anymore. I don’t know what the Chiefs coaching staff have ever seen in him but whatever it is, they gotta take those glasses off
Clear hold in the end zone. Should be 2 points for the Chiefs and the ball.
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Clear hold in the end zone. Should be 2 points for the Chiefs and the ball.
More absolute trash playcalling by Reid and his team costs the Chiefs another red zone trip. There was no reason at all for Hunt to have the ball in his hands on that play
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
More absolute trash playcalling by Reid and his team costs the Chiefs another red zone trip. There was no reason at all for Hunt to have the ball in his hands on that play