Austin Swafford
@swaffordaustin.bsky.social
Longhorns. Astros. Chiefs. Texas Democrat. Star Wars. All things Disney. Marvel. Aspiring Californian. Unashamed Swiftie and dog dad. I like pizza. Not beer so much but other carbonated beverages are nice.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Bad and wrong and dumb
Washington pardoned people who participated in the Whiskey Rebellion. So did John Adams. Because they knew it was important to show our new country was merciful unlike the British Empire.
These idiots believe a fake version of our history and culture that is dangerous
Washington pardoned people who participated in the Whiskey Rebellion. So did John Adams. Because they knew it was important to show our new country was merciful unlike the British Empire.
These idiots believe a fake version of our history and culture that is dangerous
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Bad and wrong and dumb
Washington pardoned people who participated in the Whiskey Rebellion. So did John Adams. Because they knew it was important to show our new country was merciful unlike the British Empire.
These idiots believe a fake version of our history and culture that is dangerous
Washington pardoned people who participated in the Whiskey Rebellion. So did John Adams. Because they knew it was important to show our new country was merciful unlike the British Empire.
These idiots believe a fake version of our history and culture that is dangerous
Washington pardoned the people convicted in the Whiskey Rebellion, so no - I do not think he’d hang legislators for telling the military to OBEY THE LAW.
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Washington pardoned the people convicted in the Whiskey Rebellion, so no - I do not think he’d hang legislators for telling the military to OBEY THE LAW.
The problem with people who believe a fake version of macho bro history is that they frequently think violence is strength
Only 2 people were convicted in the Whiskey Rebellion, a literal violent uprising against the government
Washington pardoned them both.
Only 2 people were convicted in the Whiskey Rebellion, a literal violent uprising against the government
Washington pardoned them both.
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The problem with people who believe a fake version of macho bro history is that they frequently think violence is strength
Only 2 people were convicted in the Whiskey Rebellion, a literal violent uprising against the government
Washington pardoned them both.
Only 2 people were convicted in the Whiskey Rebellion, a literal violent uprising against the government
Washington pardoned them both.
Not only is this insane, it’s also wrong and stupid. The only 2 people who were convicted of literally leading a violent rebellion against the government were PARDONED by George Washington
So, no. He would not have hanged them. Morons.
So, no. He would not have hanged them. Morons.
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Not only is this insane, it’s also wrong and stupid. The only 2 people who were convicted of literally leading a violent rebellion against the government were PARDONED by George Washington
So, no. He would not have hanged them. Morons.
So, no. He would not have hanged them. Morons.
That means the word of the day is propreantepenultimate
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
That means the word of the day is propreantepenultimate
NYT: Trump really has a way with Pennsylvania
Reality:
Reality:
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
NYT: Trump really has a way with Pennsylvania
Reality:
Reality:
Pam Bondi is already building her excuses to avoid releasing the Epstein documents
She said 5 months ago there’s nothing left to investigate. She now has to manufacture an excuse to have investigations that would preclude the release of the Epstein files. The cover up continues
She said 5 months ago there’s nothing left to investigate. She now has to manufacture an excuse to have investigations that would preclude the release of the Epstein files. The cover up continues
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Pam Bondi is already building her excuses to avoid releasing the Epstein documents
She said 5 months ago there’s nothing left to investigate. She now has to manufacture an excuse to have investigations that would preclude the release of the Epstein files. The cover up continues
She said 5 months ago there’s nothing left to investigate. She now has to manufacture an excuse to have investigations that would preclude the release of the Epstein files. The cover up continues
Trump all-caps screaming “I DON’T CARE” about releasing the Epstein files has big break-up “I NEVER LOVED HER ANYWAY” energy
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Trump all-caps screaming “I DON’T CARE” about releasing the Epstein files has big break-up “I NEVER LOVED HER ANYWAY” energy
Great timing. Thanks, Spectrum and CBS. Not like I spent all week waiting for this game or anything
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Great timing. Thanks, Spectrum and CBS. Not like I spent all week waiting for this game or anything
Trump looks like a barely re-animated corpse
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Trump looks like a barely re-animated corpse
Yep. Let’s break down the film
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Yep. Let’s break down the film
Dude threw an elbow. Punk ass.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Dude threw an elbow. Punk ass.
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It’s funny,” said Dr. Spaceman, “I guess we all came down here for absolutely nothing because everything is the best everything I’ve ever seen on one of these scan thingies”
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
It’s funny,” said Dr. Spaceman, “I guess we all came down here for absolutely nothing because everything is the best everything I’ve ever seen on one of these scan thingies”
It also hasn’t escaped my attention that 4 banks appear to have facilitated suspicious Epstein transactions but the ONLY one Trump is singling out is the one that announced last week they wouldn’t be contributing to his ballroom
It’s like a corruption nesting doll
It’s like a corruption nesting doll
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It also hasn’t escaped my attention that 4 banks appear to have facilitated suspicious Epstein transactions but the ONLY one Trump is singling out is the one that announced last week they wouldn’t be contributing to his ballroom
It’s like a corruption nesting doll
It’s like a corruption nesting doll
Trump is like Potemkin if, instead of merely building fake villages, Potemkin had first burned a real village down and then replaced it with a fake one
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Trump is like Potemkin if, instead of merely building fake villages, Potemkin had first burned a real village down and then replaced it with a fake one
I’m sick of rich, clueless, out of touch scumbags going unchallenged when they pretend people are leaving jobs to just take SNAP to feed their families
Someone ask Trump if he thinks he could feed his family on $300 a month. Then ask him how much a gallon of milk costs. Moron.
Someone ask Trump if he thinks he could feed his family on $300 a month. Then ask him how much a gallon of milk costs. Moron.
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’m sick of rich, clueless, out of touch scumbags going unchallenged when they pretend people are leaving jobs to just take SNAP to feed their families
Someone ask Trump if he thinks he could feed his family on $300 a month. Then ask him how much a gallon of milk costs. Moron.
Someone ask Trump if he thinks he could feed his family on $300 a month. Then ask him how much a gallon of milk costs. Moron.
Yeah that’s a healthy ratio
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Yeah that’s a healthy ratio
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Reminder that his “viral rebuke” of Obama was a faked image claiming Obama had blocked him when he hadn’t
This kid literally got his start on a scam
He’ll fit in GREAT with Trump’s party
This kid literally got his start on a scam
He’ll fit in GREAT with Trump’s party
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Reminder that his “viral rebuke” of Obama was a faked image claiming Obama had blocked him when he hadn’t
This kid literally got his start on a scam
He’ll fit in GREAT with Trump’s party
This kid literally got his start on a scam
He’ll fit in GREAT with Trump’s party
And yet somehow that nothing is even more than them saying they “believe” fired workers will be hired back.
No promise. No mechanism to enforce. Ni signal they’ve even chatted to the White House about it. Just a belief. Absurd
No promise. No mechanism to enforce. Ni signal they’ve even chatted to the White House about it. Just a belief. Absurd
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
And yet somehow that nothing is even more than them saying they “believe” fired workers will be hired back.
No promise. No mechanism to enforce. Ni signal they’ve even chatted to the White House about it. Just a belief. Absurd
No promise. No mechanism to enforce. Ni signal they’ve even chatted to the White House about it. Just a belief. Absurd