Austin Swafford
@swaffordaustin.bsky.social
Longhorns. Astros. Chiefs. Texas Democrat. Star Wars. All things Disney. Marvel. Aspiring Californian. Unashamed Swiftie and dog dad. I like pizza. Not beer so much but other carbonated beverages are nice.
Pinned
Trump’s officially been in office for a month. How’s he doing on that promise to lower grocery prices from day 1?
I don’t think he’s doing anything
Eggs: ⬆️ 8.4%
Bacon: ↔️
Milk: ⬇️ 2.1%
Bananas: ↔️
I don’t think he’s doing anything
Eggs: ⬆️ 8.4%
Bacon: ↔️
Milk: ⬇️ 2.1%
Bananas: ↔️
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
For an administration full of super patriotic Bible thumpers, the Trump administration really doesn’t seem to understand our history or the Bible very well
I look forward to their Christmas message that there is no room at the inn for immigrants
I look forward to their Christmas message that there is no room at the inn for immigrants
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
For an administration full of super patriotic Bible thumpers, the Trump administration really doesn’t seem to understand our history or the Bible very well
I look forward to their Christmas message that there is no room at the inn for immigrants
I look forward to their Christmas message that there is no room at the inn for immigrants
Reminder: Pete Hegseth says that he has only just begun to blow up boats nearly 3 months after he and JD Vance said the boats had stopped coming to the U.S.
So either they lied then about the effectiveness of the strikes, or they’re lying now about their justification
So either they lied then about the effectiveness of the strikes, or they’re lying now about their justification
Something tells me he will regret posting this someday.
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Reminder: Pete Hegseth says that he has only just begun to blow up boats nearly 3 months after he and JD Vance said the boats had stopped coming to the U.S.
So either they lied then about the effectiveness of the strikes, or they’re lying now about their justification
So either they lied then about the effectiveness of the strikes, or they’re lying now about their justification
2 plays where Longhorns receivers are obviously interfered with
No call
Aggies receiver stutter steps, gets a Longhorns corner to stop, runs into his back and falls down
DPI of course
These officials are something else
No call
Aggies receiver stutter steps, gets a Longhorns corner to stop, runs into his back and falls down
DPI of course
These officials are something else
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
2 plays where Longhorns receivers are obviously interfered with
No call
Aggies receiver stutter steps, gets a Longhorns corner to stop, runs into his back and falls down
DPI of course
These officials are something else
No call
Aggies receiver stutter steps, gets a Longhorns corner to stop, runs into his back and falls down
DPI of course
These officials are something else
Reposted by Austin Swafford
Donald Trump’s war on Christmas begins.
Shoppers to cut Black Friday spending for the first time in four years on affordability concerns: survey
Of those surveyed shoppers who plan to spend less, 69% cited higher costs of living, while 43% blamed financial constraints, according to the survey.
nypost.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Donald Trump’s war on Christmas begins.
Legalized extortion. Our DOJ is being turned into mob bagmen
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Legalized extortion. Our DOJ is being turned into mob bagmen
Nobody has pardoned more dangerous and violent criminals than Trump has. Law and order my ASS
trump: “no see we HAVE to blow up those boats in the caribbean, they could be carrying drugs!”
also trump:
also trump:
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Nobody has pardoned more dangerous and violent criminals than Trump has. Law and order my ASS
Even McElroy can’t pretend that wasn’t a DPI. Refs big time advantaging the Aggies early. Holly crap even in the SEC where they let dudes play, I don’t know how you don’t call these #Longhorns #HookEm🤘🏈
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Even McElroy can’t pretend that wasn’t a DPI. Refs big time advantaging the Aggies early. Holly crap even in the SEC where they let dudes play, I don’t know how you don’t call these #Longhorns #HookEm🤘🏈
Glad I get to listen to McElroy for a couple hours describe a UT receiver being held all the way down the field as “a lot of contact between the two of them.” #Longhorns #HookEm 🤘🏈
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Glad I get to listen to McElroy for a couple hours describe a UT receiver being held all the way down the field as “a lot of contact between the two of them.” #Longhorns #HookEm 🤘🏈
It really is a damning indictment of conference realignment that Texas A&M, a near undisputed lock for a playoff spot, can get to the last game of the season before playing any of the top 8 teams in the SEC.
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It really is a damning indictment of conference realignment that Texas A&M, a near undisputed lock for a playoff spot, can get to the last game of the season before playing any of the top 8 teams in the SEC.
Our country will be an infinitely better place when we no longer have a President who spreads hateful bigoted bullcrap as a holiday greeting. What a pathetic, stupid toddler.
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Our country will be an infinitely better place when we no longer have a President who spreads hateful bigoted bullcrap as a holiday greeting. What a pathetic, stupid toddler.
Has Trump been asked what blame he shares for deploying people who should have been at home with their families and not on the streets of DC laying sod or whatever pointless bullshit Trump had them doing?
Army Specialist Sarah Beckstrom, 20, has died. She faithfully and honorably served our country. l can't begin to imagine what her family, friends, and colleagues are experiencing right now. Keep them in your thoughts.
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Has Trump been asked what blame he shares for deploying people who should have been at home with their families and not on the streets of DC laying sod or whatever pointless bullshit Trump had them doing?
Reporters should be allowed to ask Trump if he’s a stupid person for insisting vetted people weren’t vetted
Furthermore he keeps saying what he would have done with the withdrawal but the reality is he left Biden with a deadline and no plan for withdrawal. No way this goes any better with Trump
Furthermore he keeps saying what he would have done with the withdrawal but the reality is he left Biden with a deadline and no plan for withdrawal. No way this goes any better with Trump
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Reporters should be allowed to ask Trump if he’s a stupid person for insisting vetted people weren’t vetted
Furthermore he keeps saying what he would have done with the withdrawal but the reality is he left Biden with a deadline and no plan for withdrawal. No way this goes any better with Trump
Furthermore he keeps saying what he would have done with the withdrawal but the reality is he left Biden with a deadline and no plan for withdrawal. No way this goes any better with Trump
Chiefs blatantly held on the TD AND the 2PC so of course the only penalty they call is roughing on the Chiefs.
Wtf is happening right now?
Wtf is happening right now?
It’s almost like the officiating is trying to prove the national narrative wrong that the Chiefs get all the calls….in front of probably 50 Million people
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Chiefs blatantly held on the TD AND the 2PC so of course the only penalty they call is roughing on the Chiefs.
Wtf is happening right now?
Wtf is happening right now?
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Andy Reid heard y’all calling him a coward and said “who’s a coward now?” #Chiefs
a man is covering his face with a blanket and says " say it again to my face "
ALT: a man is covering his face with a blanket and says " say it again to my face "
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Andy Reid heard y’all calling him a coward and said “who’s a coward now?” #Chiefs
I cannot figure out what Chamarri Conner adds to the Chiefs defense. Can’t cover. Can’t tackle. What is he doing on an NFL team?
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I cannot figure out what Chamarri Conner adds to the Chiefs defense. Can’t cover. Can’t tackle. What is he doing on an NFL team?
Chiefs just handing the Cowboys this drive. Their defense today has been TRASH.
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Chiefs just handing the Cowboys this drive. Their defense today has been TRASH.
Reposted by Austin Swafford
Miles, an Indigenous actor best known for her roles in “Northern Exposure,” “Smoke Signals,” “Wyvern” and “The Last of Us,” handed them her tribal ID from the Confederated Tribes of the Umatilla Indian Reservation in Oregon.
Yet, Miles recalled one agent calling it “fake.”
Yet, Miles recalled one agent calling it “fake.”
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Miles, an Indigenous actor best known for her roles in “Northern Exposure,” “Smoke Signals,” “Wyvern” and “The Last of Us,” handed them her tribal ID from the Confederated Tribes of the Umatilla Indian Reservation in Oregon.
Yet, Miles recalled one agent calling it “fake.”
Yet, Miles recalled one agent calling it “fake.”
Cut to: 5 years from now, all the trillions of dollars of imaginary investment Trump keeps bragging about getting going to bail out OpenAI
On one side of the ledger, we have half a trillion dollars in operating losses expected over the next 5 years.
On the other side of the ledger, we have all the money we'll hypothetically make when the hypothetical technology we imagine comes into existence mostly on its own.
So it's net positive.
On the other side of the ledger, we have all the money we'll hypothetically make when the hypothetical technology we imagine comes into existence mostly on its own.
So it's net positive.
HSBC forecasts that OpenAI is going to have nearly a half trillion in operating losses until 2030
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Cut to: 5 years from now, all the trillions of dollars of imaginary investment Trump keeps bragging about getting going to bail out OpenAI
Really gotta ask yourself why FBI
Agents would be working massive amounts of overtime to study files that we were ultimately told had nothing, no nothing, worth investigating further
Agents would be working massive amounts of overtime to study files that we were ultimately told had nothing, no nothing, worth investigating further
The docs also reveal the number of hours the FBI devoted to the project, which required some agents to work nights and weekends. The FBI paid personnel $851,344 in overtime for working on the Epstein files between March 17 and March 22.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Really gotta ask yourself why FBI
Agents would be working massive amounts of overtime to study files that we were ultimately told had nothing, no nothing, worth investigating further
Agents would be working massive amounts of overtime to study files that we were ultimately told had nothing, no nothing, worth investigating further
Chapelle’s Black Bush sketch come to life, just out here talking about how she’s trying to get that oil
Rep. Salazar: "We're gonna be doing a favor to us, to our children, to our economy, to our oil companies to be able to liberate. And to Venezuelans who wants to be free."
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Chapelle’s Black Bush sketch come to life, just out here talking about how she’s trying to get that oil