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Fantastic autumn day in my part of the world, passed loads of folk out enjoying the weather including a mate who's had some surgery, and can't wipe his arse properly. Be thankful for what you have lads.
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Roman pet monkeys were buried with their own pets, for example piglets and kittens
Ancient Roman Military Officers Had Pet Monkeys, And The Pet Monkeys Had Pet Piglets
Some monkeys also had their own puppies and kittens.
www.iflscience.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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You can get all 45 Paperback Paradise postcards for just $25 🎄sale ends Friday ☃️ shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/ever...
December 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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AI tech bros promising to allow you to talk to a digital simulacrum of your dead relatives as a false comfort during your natural process of grief are, I’m afraid, in contravention of the 1736 Witchcraft Act, the 1951 Fraudulent Mediums Act, and should be hanged. I don’t make the rules.
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Valve has now rejected my complaint, confirming that "I don't like muslims" is a valid reason to leave a negative review on a game on Steam

This is where we're at now.
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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For those who don’t know, Charlie Brooker creator of Black Mirror et al designed this logo for Computer Exchange when he worked for them in the 90s. I believe he was paid £1,000 and they haven’t updated it since
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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For ten years now, I've been writing letters from Santa to my young relatives. To mark this decade, I wanted to include something really special, and after a lot of research into his workshop’s size, location and layout, I'm confident that this checks out. Hope they like it!
December 15, 2023 at 2:05 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Made a site comparing the sizes of living things :)

The great Julius Csotonyi spent 5 months painting over 60 illustrations for the site, no ai used

> neal.fun/size-of-life/
December 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Very wholesome and sweet is Daniel Craig's reaction.
youtube.com/shorts/ZK7y4...
Daniel Craig's reaction to Sesame Street's Beignet Blanc 🥲
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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I’m sure I’ll still get annoying comments from people assuming all machine-generated images worked like current services, but I’ve tried to make it as clear as possible
GANksy and This MP Does Not Exist are still there, they used neural networks we trained from scratch (rather than hoovering up the entire internet then typing a prompt)
Here’s our AI content policy, we were one of the first (if not THE first) sites to have a public-facing one: vole.wtf/blah/#ai
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Someone from Dublin trying to navigate the London Underground for the first time.
Feggin Oysters

United States, Census, 1910
December 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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People clown on Reddit(and there is plenty to clown on it for) but basically anytime I am searching for something now I ignore all the results till I find the top link to a Reddit thread about it and then read that
I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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In M&S buying jeans and wondering when they stopped selling old people clothes and started selling clothes for young hip people like myself
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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paywall
December 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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What is water?
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Nazis always obsess over fonts.

In Germany, the Nazi Party initially pushed Fraktur and declared Futura 'un-Germanic', with designer Paul Renner going into exile.

Just before the war they flipped, adopting Futura for its modern feel and declaring heavy types like Fraktur as suspiciously Jewish.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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My partner and I got into board games over lockdown. We still carry on our game nights.

I’ve made a list of 2 player games I’d like to try over christmas. Going to get 2 or 3.

If any gamers have opinions, I’m open to them.
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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like, the *foundational text* of Western literature, the Iliad, is about a ten year war with huge numbers of deaths over... which man gets to have sex with this one hot woman.

that's what that myth is about.

Aphrodite defeats Athena and Hera.

sexual desire wins over wisdom and societal norms.
yes.

'desire for sexual gratification' is a massive, vastly powerful, exuberant, anarchic terrifying force in human life which no system of legislation or societal disapprobation has ever been able to actually control.

still less, er, 'you'd need to use a VPN'.
You absolutely couldn’t write it better. Amazing.
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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“It's 106 miles to Fossanova, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and one of us is the skull of a Thirteenth Century saint.”
“Hit it.”
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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You absolutely couldn’t write it better. Amazing.
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM