Rob Auton
@robauton.bsky.social
Nothing ripens a banana quicker than a rucksack
Dogs look at me differently when I have a big beard.
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Dogs look at me differently when I have a big beard.
Sometimes on videos of me doing stand-up people comment “don’t give up your day job” but my day job is writing comedy to perform on a night so I’ll take it as a compliment I guess.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Sometimes on videos of me doing stand-up people comment “don’t give up your day job” but my day job is writing comedy to perform on a night so I’ll take it as a compliment I guess.
I am doing a UK tour of my show ‘CAN- The Story of a Man Called Can’ in 2026. It would be great to see you there if you fancy it. Thanks to everyone who has already bought a ticket. Tickets here robauton.co.uk
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I am doing a UK tour of my show ‘CAN- The Story of a Man Called Can’ in 2026. It would be great to see you there if you fancy it. Thanks to everyone who has already bought a ticket. Tickets here robauton.co.uk
You know what? I hope they keep doing it earlier and earlier because if they do, in a few years time the Christmas launch will start on December 24th.
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
You know what? I hope they keep doing it earlier and earlier because if they do, in a few years time the Christmas launch will start on December 24th.
How do I unsubscribe from Christmas until December 1st?
November 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
How do I unsubscribe from Christmas until December 1st?
Piece of toast at a bus stop.
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Piece of toast at a bus stop.
I am doing a tour of my latest show ‘CAN’ next year. The tour starts at SOHO THEATRE in London on 19th of January. Tickets for the shows are here robauton.co.uk
October 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I am doing a tour of my latest show ‘CAN’ next year. The tour starts at SOHO THEATRE in London on 19th of January. Tickets for the shows are here robauton.co.uk
Audience member said “What?” After every line I said.
October 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Audience member said “What?” After every line I said.
Wales does rain very well.
October 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Wales does rain very well.
How I know I’m alive
October 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
How I know I’m alive
...and then if you do get a life you like, you have to keep it going so you continue to like it. I think settling into the turbulence of moments has to be done. The fight to feel the moments, up and down. I'm going to be making a substantial amount of paintings of my writing to put in my onl@ne sh#p
September 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
...and then if you do get a life you like, you have to keep it going so you continue to like it. I think settling into the turbulence of moments has to be done. The fight to feel the moments, up and down. I'm going to be making a substantial amount of paintings of my writing to put in my onl@ne sh#p
This cat is seriously upset with the state of this country.
September 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
This cat is seriously upset with the state of this country.
I want to live in a world where empathy is a compulsory school subject.
September 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I want to live in a world where empathy is a compulsory school subject.
Poster idea for Sun-Maid Raisins.
September 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Poster idea for Sun-Maid Raisins.
Thanks to all who came to watch our set at @endoftheroadfestival.com.
September 4, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Thanks to all who came to watch our set at @endoftheroadfestival.com.
Large thanks for anyone who came to see my show in Edinburgh. I’m taking the show on tour next year, tickets are on my website.
August 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Large thanks for anyone who came to see my show in Edinburgh. I’m taking the show on tour next year, tickets are on my website.
Thanks to anyone who has been to a work in progress of this show. Your attendance has been very helpful. I start my Edinburgh run of shows a week tomorrow. If you would like to come to it I would love to see you.
July 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Thanks to anyone who has been to a work in progress of this show. Your attendance has been very helpful. I start my Edinburgh run of shows a week tomorrow. If you would like to come to it I would love to see you.
🚂🚂🚂 2026 TOUR🚂🚂🚂
I am taking my new show on tour next year. If you would like to come to it, I would love to see you. Tickets are on sale on my website at 10am today.
I am taking my new show on tour next year. If you would like to come to it, I would love to see you. Tickets are on sale on my website at 10am today.
July 18, 2025 at 7:14 AM
🚂🚂🚂 2026 TOUR🚂🚂🚂
I am taking my new show on tour next year. If you would like to come to it, I would love to see you. Tickets are on sale on my website at 10am today.
I am taking my new show on tour next year. If you would like to come to it, I would love to see you. Tickets are on sale on my website at 10am today.
Tomorrow night, MARGATE. Myself and JFAbraham are bringing our words and music project to ‘Where Else’ in Margate. It would be great to see you if you fancy it?
July 17, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Tomorrow night, MARGATE. Myself and JFAbraham are bringing our words and music project to ‘Where Else’ in Margate. It would be great to see you if you fancy it?
On Friday night myself and JFAbraham are bringing our words and music project to MARGATE. If you would like to come to it we would love to see you there. Tickets here dice.fm/event/6d67g3...
July 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
On Friday night myself and JFAbraham are bringing our words and music project to MARGATE. If you would like to come to it we would love to see you there. Tickets here dice.fm/event/6d67g3...
Tomorrow in Kennington. 3pm heeeeere we go.
July 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Tomorrow in Kennington. 3pm heeeeere we go.
Wooooork in progress shows
July 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Wooooork in progress shows