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Tyler
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I'm Tyler! I dig movies and theatre and books and trees. I live in Utah but have also been in Washington and Florida. Mostly just reblogging things I think are funny or important! He/him.
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quoproquid.bsky.social
reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
"I like reading because there are no ads in books" Oh, my sweet summer child. There's plenty of ads in them. Brands pay good money to popular authors for product placement.
January 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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swordsjew.bsky.social
people think moby dick is a stern adventure novel heavy on the plot. i can't emphasize how much it's not. it's supergay chaos with 3 plot points. there's an entire chapter that's just a chowder recipe. sometimes it turns into a play. the main character is covered in whale dinension tattoos.
pilotv.bsky.social pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 2d
finally reading moby dick. why didn't anyone tell me that it's good
January 5, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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markreel.bsky.social
The first two hours this morning
A old advert that has the words What the heck is Electronic Mail? With a man looking very scared by a sparkling trail flying around his desk
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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mcpli.bsky.social
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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alamhigo.bsky.social
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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tarjapk.bsky.social
Here’s to 2026
David Lynch in the filming set speaking in the megaphone. He says “Okay, let's try that again, but this time good.”
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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rajandelman.bsky.social
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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amandawtwong.bsky.social
Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
That black cat named Moon at Stonehenge surrounded by its adoring crowd during this year's winter solstice
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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kuer.org
Physical media ain’t dead.
Salt Lake City’s 1st Free Blockbuster is a fun antidote to streaming sticker shock
Price hikes and password sharing crackdowns have customers reconsidering how much they’re willing to spend on streaming services. But physical media isn’t dead, and “take a movie, leave a movie” is…
buff.ly
December 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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doctorallisona.bsky.social
Two pane meme: ‘Merry Christmas’ with a very joyful and happy Gandalf on top. ‘Pippin Christmas’ with a solemn, stoic Gandalf below.
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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jlp.systems
Fans of Christmas are in for a treat tomorrow
December 24, 2023 at 1:40 PM
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mattzollerseitz.bsky.social
"I had planned to send [the children] to boarding school, since their education at the moment seems to consist mostly of marching around Salzburg singing scales. I think it would have been particularly helpful for the eldest daughter, who seems intent on losing her virginity to the mailman."
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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danielwcarlson.bsky.social
When they ask me what radicalized me
The family of mice singing “No cheeses for us meeces” in the opening song (“Scrooge”) of THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992), a movie that I saw in the theater at age 10 and which immediately became a formative movie and deeply held family favorite, its annual viewing soon becoming a family tradition, and which has always been incredibly dear to me, even though I consider myself only an average enthusiast when it comes to the Muppets (I grew up with them and still love them with that warm childhood purity but I am not at Disney-Adult-levels of obsession or passionate opinion—but I will say that THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL is one of the best adaptations of Dickens’s story in the entire history of cinema, and no one since ’92 has come remotely close), and which I have always found incredibly moving and beautiful and tragic and redemptive, and which always makes me cry quietly during several key scenes; it is one of my strongest links to childhood memory.
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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mommywiseau.bsky.social
ska... good! good!! mmhemhm
dylantodd.bsky.social Dylan Todd @dylantodd.bsky.social · 19d
I like this poster that looks like Frankenstein is skanking.
Vintage movie poster for Frankenstein, showing Frankenstein basically skanking. Poster has a bright green background. The title “Frankenstein” arches across the top in large white letters. To the right, text reads “The Monster That Terrorized the World!” At the bottom, cast names appear above a dark silhouette of a castle and rocky ground. What music is he listening to? Bosstones? Reel Big Fish? Or is he old school and he's listening to the Specials? Madness?
December 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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greggo.bsky.social
My response to anything over the next two weeks
A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The bus’ destination sign reads “NO? ?? ???????”
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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markpopham.bsky.social
somebody call the decembrists, this one is coming in hot
rachaelstott.bsky.social Rachael Stott @rachaelstott.bsky.social · 21d
Found the best named law ever on Jane Austen's wiki
December 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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poniewozik.bsky.social
Tbh I would take “You’ve got garlic in your soul” as a compliment
December 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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dillo.media
ever day I be like
sign that says "please wait patiently for the failure of the system"
December 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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retro-commercials.bsky.social
Thanks to @retropals.bsky.social, I am now aware of Home Alone 2: Kevin's Dream, an unreleased Game Boy game which features some kind of nightmarish creature with the heads of Harry and Marv as its final boss.

And now you are too.

(Screenshot from the invaluable resource that is @tcrf.net.)
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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catbus.phd
*Werner Herzog voice*

now, the Jingle Hop has begun
December 20, 2024 at 10:17 AM
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davelevitan.bsky.social
I think about rocket frog often
A rocket launch leaving the platform in fire and smoke, with a small silhouette of a frog against the orange smoke
December 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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tedleo.bsky.social
padre cuing up a sick playlist for this road trip
sardonicus.eu Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 29d
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
a shot of a god botherer in a car, next to him on the passenger seat is a skull in an ornate box
December 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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theoderic.bsky.social
Big Tech’s PR work around AI has been a masterclass in how not to communicate with the public about technology
Comedy raven meme. The raven says “AI is so powerful it might destroy humanity.” The audience says “sounds terrible! We don’t want it!” Sweating, the raven fumbles prompt cards saying “ai will take your job,” “ai will replace art,” and “ai reads your emails.”
December 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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ergative-abs.bsky.social
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!

(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
Galaxy brain meme. Panel 1: Jonathan Harker found paprika hendl spicy because he is pathetically English. Panel 2: Hungarian paprika ranges from mild to very spicy; it's perfectly possible our friend Jonathan was served the spicy stuff Panel 3: "paprika hendl uses sweet paprika" recipes change quickly over time an dplace, Jonathan may have been served a regional variant Panel 4 (text running off bottom): PAPRIKA USED TO BE SPICER holy shit it used to be spicier before sweeter peppers were cultivated in the 1920s. plus the machine to remove the spicy pith and seeds was only invented in the 1860s. 19th century Hungarian cuisine was simply spicier than its modern counterpart. not to mention how even "mild" paprikca can cause indigestion which is why it's so frequently served with sour cream
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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mattzollerseitz.bsky.social
This is what happened after the final shot in Prince of Darkness
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM