Dylan Todd
@dylantodd.bsky.social
AKA Big Red Robot. I design things for comics & other stuff. Noted Prequel Liker. He/him. Black Lives Matter. Trans rights are human rights. dylantodd.com
Movies I’ve watched more than six times?
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Step Brothers
Mary Poppins
Aliens
Barb & Star Go To Vista Del Mar
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Step Brothers
Mary Poppins
Aliens
Barb & Star Go To Vista Del Mar
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Movies I’ve watched more than six times?
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Step Brothers
Mary Poppins
Aliens
Barb & Star Go To Vista Del Mar
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Step Brothers
Mary Poppins
Aliens
Barb & Star Go To Vista Del Mar
Love to watch the Chiefs eat shit.
December 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Love to watch the Chiefs eat shit.
There hasn't been a new Yo La Tengo album since 2023 and we should all feel bad for whatever we did to cause them to retreat.
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
There hasn't been a new Yo La Tengo album since 2023 and we should all feel bad for whatever we did to cause them to retreat.
“Please, ‘Dr. Pepper’ was my father. Call me ‘Doug.’
“‘Dougter Pepper.’”
“‘Dougter Pepper.’”
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
“Please, ‘Dr. Pepper’ was my father. Call me ‘Doug.’
“‘Dougter Pepper.’”
“‘Dougter Pepper.’”
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December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I keep getting Instagram ads for Alan Moore’s BBC Maestro class and I get so delighted every time I hear him say, “Wroyting and magic ah prackticlee the sayme thing.”
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I keep getting Instagram ads for Alan Moore’s BBC Maestro class and I get so delighted every time I hear him say, “Wroyting and magic ah prackticlee the sayme thing.”
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Many are saying they will deny themselves the spectacle of The Movies, and they are fools
it's that time of year when a bunch of people start pretending their personal distaste for the avatar franchise can bend reality in their favor against the inevitable tide of james "big jim" cameron's next guaranteed blockbuster smash hit. you can ignore them, they are fools
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Many are saying they will deny themselves the spectacle of The Movies, and they are fools
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Kind of annoyed that I suddenly started singing this.
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Kind of annoyed that I suddenly started singing this.
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The real Alchemy was the friends we made along the way, but in a very good and sincere way.
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The real Alchemy was the friends we made along the way, but in a very good and sincere way.
Hopeless bleak despair / it was always there / and then, one day, it disappeared.
youtu.be/Eeqnq8Nzewc?...
youtu.be/Eeqnq8Nzewc?...
They Might Be Giants - Hopeless Bleak Despair (Official Audio)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
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December 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Hopeless bleak despair / it was always there / and then, one day, it disappeared.
youtu.be/Eeqnq8Nzewc?...
youtu.be/Eeqnq8Nzewc?...
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Now available in my shop -- a PDF of Book I of my expansive new mythology of Christmas, encompassing the life, death, and rebirth of St Nicholas!
If you've heard me mention my "Silmarillion of Christmas," this is it (NB they are only similar in scope, not tone)
www.patreon.com/posts/new-yu...
If you've heard me mention my "Silmarillion of Christmas," this is it (NB they are only similar in scope, not tone)
www.patreon.com/posts/new-yu...
The New Yuletide Treasury Book I | Benito Cereno
Get more from Benito Cereno on Patreon
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November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Now available in my shop -- a PDF of Book I of my expansive new mythology of Christmas, encompassing the life, death, and rebirth of St Nicholas!
If you've heard me mention my "Silmarillion of Christmas," this is it (NB they are only similar in scope, not tone)
www.patreon.com/posts/new-yu...
If you've heard me mention my "Silmarillion of Christmas," this is it (NB they are only similar in scope, not tone)
www.patreon.com/posts/new-yu...
Ah, I see we’ve reached the point of the season where it’s everybody else’s fault that Aaron Rodgers sucks shit.
Lol he can't throw the ball more than 7 yards www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Aaron Rodgers calls out unnamed receivers for skipping film sessions, running wrong routes
The Steelers are slumping.
www.nbcsports.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ah, I see we’ve reached the point of the season where it’s everybody else’s fault that Aaron Rodgers sucks shit.
I heard they added Adam Sandler as Longfellow Deeds in the 2002 motion picture MR. DEEDS to Fortnite.
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I heard they added Adam Sandler as Longfellow Deeds in the 2002 motion picture MR. DEEDS to Fortnite.
People who like to shit on Macca’s “Wonderful Christmastime” are so boring, especially when Lennon’s Christmas song is ~10000x worse. One is a delightful bit of holiday fluff with some great farty keyboards and the other is the most pretentious, up-its-own-ass dreck imaginable.
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
People who like to shit on Macca’s “Wonderful Christmastime” are so boring, especially when Lennon’s Christmas song is ~10000x worse. One is a delightful bit of holiday fluff with some great farty keyboards and the other is the most pretentious, up-its-own-ass dreck imaginable.
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LAKE YELLOWWOOD SLAUGHTER is the graphic novel "adaptation" of a 1983 slasher movie that never existed (directed by a has-been giallo filmmaker cashing in on Hollywood's new slasher fad). This time, the summer camp killer goes after the parents. It's by me and Gavin Guidry…and you can order it here!
Lake Yellowwood Slaughter — Goats Flying Press
"When the kids are away…the grown-ups are prey!" Goats Flying Press proudly presents the official comic book "adaptation" of a 1983 slasher movie that never existed! The killer at Camp Yellowwood ...
www.goatsflyingpress.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
LAKE YELLOWWOOD SLAUGHTER is the graphic novel "adaptation" of a 1983 slasher movie that never existed (directed by a has-been giallo filmmaker cashing in on Hollywood's new slasher fad). This time, the summer camp killer goes after the parents. It's by me and Gavin Guidry…and you can order it here!
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Here comes Santa Claus
In stores next week
In stores next week
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Here comes Santa Claus
In stores next week
In stores next week
Gonna listen to some John Prine and get some work done today.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Gonna listen to some John Prine and get some work done today.
5 movies off the top of my head you may not know that are darn good:
Idaho Transfer
One-Armed Executioner
Don’t Let the Riverbeast Get You!
Emperor of the North
God Told Me To
Idaho Transfer
One-Armed Executioner
Don’t Let the Riverbeast Get You!
Emperor of the North
God Told Me To
5 movies off the top of my head you may not know that are darn good:
Cutter’s Way
Bob Roberts
La Grande Illusion
Real Life
Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia
Now you go.
Cutter’s Way
Bob Roberts
La Grande Illusion
Real Life
Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia
Now you go.
5 movies off the top of my head you may not know that are darn good:
Enduring Love
The Flamingo Kid
Soul to the Hole
Seconds
Hope and Glory
Now you go.
Enduring Love
The Flamingo Kid
Soul to the Hole
Seconds
Hope and Glory
Now you go.
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
5 movies off the top of my head you may not know that are darn good:
Idaho Transfer
One-Armed Executioner
Don’t Let the Riverbeast Get You!
Emperor of the North
God Told Me To
Idaho Transfer
One-Armed Executioner
Don’t Let the Riverbeast Get You!
Emperor of the North
God Told Me To
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Here’s a preview of BATMAN/GREEN ARROW/THE QUESTION: ARCADIA #1. Follow the link to see the first 6 interior pages. In stores this Wednesday!
Preview de Batman/Green Arrow/The Question: Arcadia #1 (of 4) par @gabrielhardman.bsky.social et Romulo Fajardo Jr chez @dc.com #DCComics #Comics #DCElseWorlds #Batman #GreenArrow #TheQuestion www.buzzcomics.net/showpost.php...
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Here’s a preview of BATMAN/GREEN ARROW/THE QUESTION: ARCADIA #1. Follow the link to see the first 6 interior pages. In stores this Wednesday!
Just played against a guy named Piss Pisstoferson in Destiny 2.
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Just played against a guy named Piss Pisstoferson in Destiny 2.
Josh Allen is cool but imagine Josh Alien. Just a cool dude from outer space who can throw the hell out of a football.
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Josh Allen is cool but imagine Josh Alien. Just a cool dude from outer space who can throw the hell out of a football.
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guillermo del toro as a young filmmaker lived with james cameron where they would hang out and watch anime. cameron later also helped rescue del toro’s father from the mexican cartel after del papa was kidnapped and held ransom so cameron went michael clayton black ops fixer mode
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
guillermo del toro as a young filmmaker lived with james cameron where they would hang out and watch anime. cameron later also helped rescue del toro’s father from the mexican cartel after del papa was kidnapped and held ransom so cameron went michael clayton black ops fixer mode
To my trans friends: you rule and I love and appreciate you.
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
To my trans friends: you rule and I love and appreciate you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned it before, and I’m sure it’s probably supposed to be funny, but this Capital One commercial where it’s revealed that the Capital One guy lives inside the Capital One Café is so grim. I absolutely hate it.
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned it before, and I’m sure it’s probably supposed to be funny, but this Capital One commercial where it’s revealed that the Capital One guy lives inside the Capital One Café is so grim. I absolutely hate it.
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Everyone who stops by this Saturday for the Alternate Reality Comics 30th Celebration will get a FREE lovely totally reusable new store bag that JH Williams III designed (sorry only in store for now)!!!
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Everyone who stops by this Saturday for the Alternate Reality Comics 30th Celebration will get a FREE lovely totally reusable new store bag that JH Williams III designed (sorry only in store for now)!!!