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@theoderic.bsky.social
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theoderic.bsky.social
Oof yes. The less said about the South Park “caring is creepy” political aesthetic the better
theoderic.bsky.social
Relatedly, my love for Futurama knows no bounds, but the 2000-election themed bit about how both parties are the same hasn’t aged well
Bitter rivals John Jackson v Jack Johnson at a political debate 

“I say your 3% titanium tax goes too far!”
“And I say your 3% titanium tax doesn’t go too far enough!”
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patrickwyman.bsky.social
My favorite aspect of the Columbus legend is him getting rejected by the Portuguese gets spun as them not recognizing the genius of his idea. No - he went into a roomful of expert navigators and made basic math mistakes, they thought he was a moron, and they wouldn't fund his idea on that basis.
theoderic.bsky.social
For a thousand reasons, don’t do this
jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
This is such an astoundingly bad idea that I kinda think it’s a false flag or an op of some sort

Merits aside, it is insanely easy to be caught if you do this and the punishment for doing this is much more severe than you’d guess.

(@faineg.bsky.social often writes on stuff like this)
theoderic.bsky.social
Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “drawing on the genius of American capitalism as depicted in the Grapes of Wrath, the time has come to imprison all unemployed people”
kenwhite.bsky.social
Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”
theoderic.bsky.social
My sympathies to Odysseus, as I too have the Sirens’ hit single “I Am Gonna Claw Out Your Eyes (and Drown You)”stuck in my head
theoderic.bsky.social
Hot take this is ordinary comms work nothing super crazy
theoderic.bsky.social
Ross Douthat’s latest podcast is with a pastor who openly argues for a new theocracy and the end of women’s rights and I’d like to know exactly what the HELL the New York Times thinks it’s doing with this content
theoderic.bsky.social
In a basement far beneath the Fox News headquarters, a shadowy figure stands by a mysterious apparatus….

“Ok folks. Today we’re afraid of *spins wheel* ANTIFA doing *pulls lever* FLAG BURNING in *throws dart* PORTLAND.”
atrupar.com
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
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mementomorty.bsky.social
Losing the war on woke
atrupar.com
Trump is fighting sleep during this antifa roundtable and sleep is gaining the upper hand
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luciust.bsky.social
In the long-view, this is an extreme whiplash moment. They’re racing backwards so fast, more and more of me believes that this can’t last long. They’re rushing towards oblivion, and the question is how much damage will be done and how many will die before this crumbles and we have to rebuild.
theoderic.bsky.social
Truly! Similarly I’m reading “Grapes of Wrath” for the first time and — holy hell. It’s beautiful and a breath of fresh air but for that exact reason could never be written today.
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jackjenkins.me
For the uninitiated: The pope being this direct and explicit to U.S. bishops about how to respond to a domestic policy happening in real time is…unusual.
joshmcelwee.org
Pope Leo told U.S. bishops visiting him at the Vatican on Wednesday that they should firmly address how immigrants are being treated by President Donald Trump's hardline policies, attendees said, in the latest push by the pontiff on the issue. For @reuters.com:
www.reuters.com
theoderic.bsky.social
Next: “In the new ‘Return to Castle Wolfenstein,’ players help clean up and redesign a German mountaintop villa wrecked by radical antifa activists.”
theoderic.bsky.social
“The Klan is bad and Reconstruction good” should not be a controversial historical premise for a video game
stephentotilo.bsky.social
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
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premthakker.bsky.social
I fear if things don’t change right now, this image is going to come back to haunt us
Laura Rodriguez, on Twitter:

A federal agent points a weapon at a woman who was recording them.

Jess, a U.S. citizen and member of a neighborhood patrol team that documents and shares ICE activity across the city, was filming when the incident occurred earlier today in the Berwyn area.
theoderic.bsky.social
Shoot. There used to be a site that was good for this but it closed up. Try this place?

Also Fountain Pen Hospital in NYC used to sell sacs; but they’re under new ownership and I’m not sure if they still stock them.

www.pensacs.com
Pensacs
The Pen Sac Company
www.pensacs.com
theoderic.bsky.social
“Wow, the Chronos fight is super easy, I haven’t even run into the insta-kill move everyone talks ab— oh.”
theoderic.bsky.social
Patrick and Spencer Ackerman are prophets, unfortunately
theoderic.bsky.social
Every tool being used to construct authoritarianism today — from ICE to Stephen Miller calling everyone he doesn’t like a terrorist — has its origin in the Bush Administration and War on Terror.
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andycraig.bsky.social
There is an escalation ladder here and he understands how that is the absolute last step, one you don't touch until all else has failed and you've done a lot of laying the groundwork. Things are bad, heading that way, it's deadly serious. But we're not there yet and he is right to not say it now.
petersagal.bsky.social
As Gov. Pritzker says in his opening statement, ICE and CPB are attempting to provoke a reaction by their actions in Chicago. And as he says -- more or less -- at the time stamp below, he won't order state police to physically confront them, b/c he can't.
laurie-merrell.bsky.social
If you still know anyone who imagines that Pritzker or Johnson will order police under their command to arrest federal agents, you can send them this (1hr12min42sec timestamp). They are explicit that they will not and they view courts as only venue for enforcement.

www.youtube.com/live/vqP4YFV...
theoderic.bsky.social
I thought she was a columnist too! Incredible case of grifter inception