baert simpsons
@mommywiseau.bsky.social
writer sometimes known as natalie tautou
https://mommyswomb.itch.io https://boxd.it/2cm6D
https://archive.org/details/natalie-tautou-complete-works
https://mommyswomb.itch.io https://boxd.it/2cm6D
https://archive.org/details/natalie-tautou-complete-works
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@mommywiseau.bsky.social
· Dec 24
spoiled rotten by natalie celeste tautou
seven stories about sex, drugs, and rock & roll.
mommyswomb.itch.io
my last book. 💚
digital: free/pwyw mommyswomb.itch.io/spoiled-rotten
physical: $13 usd + s&h www.lulu.com/shop/natalie...
digital: free/pwyw mommyswomb.itch.io/spoiled-rotten
physical: $13 usd + s&h www.lulu.com/shop/natalie...
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learned how to stick and poke
July 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
learned how to stick and poke
good night 🖤
Wham! - Last Christmas (Official Video)
YouTube video by WhamVEVO
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
good night 🖤
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got another new design up in ye olde Threadless shoppe today - PETITE WITCH artofcoop.threadless.com/designs/peti...
December 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
got another new design up in ye olde Threadless shoppe today - PETITE WITCH artofcoop.threadless.com/designs/peti...
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What’s wrong babe do you not like the intersection of seasonal festivity and safe human sexuality
December 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
What’s wrong babe do you not like the intersection of seasonal festivity and safe human sexuality
they shouldve made a Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence for the other holidays too
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
they shouldve made a Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence for the other holidays too
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I heard that if you smoke weed out of bong your brain will trick you
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I heard that if you smoke weed out of bong your brain will trick you
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The Instrumentality Project was a success. I removed the barriers of the human form & united all of humanity into one being. With the body and ego gone, pilots and first officers could finally understand each other.
There was just one problem: You need a physical form to fly a plane.
There was just one problem: You need a physical form to fly a plane.
May 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The Instrumentality Project was a success. I removed the barriers of the human form & united all of humanity into one being. With the body and ego gone, pilots and first officers could finally understand each other.
There was just one problem: You need a physical form to fly a plane.
There was just one problem: You need a physical form to fly a plane.
RG Zeong head + torso
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
RG Zeong head + torso
EVIL NIRVANA: consensually have sex with me
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
EVIL NIRVANA: consensually have sex with me
forced gummofication
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
forced gummofication
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Carolyn seen here realizing that her role in comforting a cis woman means that this was likely a Very Special Episode and she's not coming back. Queers in those kinds of episodes don't come back.
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Carolyn seen here realizing that her role in comforting a cis woman means that this was likely a Very Special Episode and she's not coming back. Queers in those kinds of episodes don't come back.
EVIL KURT COBAIN: well I swear that I do have a gun
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
EVIL KURT COBAIN: well I swear that I do have a gun
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Penis take the wheel
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Penis take the wheel
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I bet we can hit $3K this week. Easy peasy.
Join the over 160 people that have already bought this bundle full of spicy trans stories. And get a few of my stories while you're at it.
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
Join the over 160 people that have already bought this bundle full of spicy trans stories. And get a few of my stories while you're at it.
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I bet we can hit $3K this week. Easy peasy.
Join the over 160 people that have already bought this bundle full of spicy trans stories. And get a few of my stories while you're at it.
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
Join the over 160 people that have already bought this bundle full of spicy trans stories. And get a few of my stories while you're at it.
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
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Has the evening crowd heard? Angeline Era is out now!! ^.^
Angeline Era is OUT NOW!!!
🔍Every level hidden in plain sight…
🗺️… chart your own path through the world!
⚔️Tons of thrilling combat, mysterious places…
👼… and a soul-shattering story!
GET IT HERE!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2393920/...
🔍Every level hidden in plain sight…
🗺️… chart your own path through the world!
⚔️Tons of thrilling combat, mysterious places…
👼… and a soul-shattering story!
GET IT HERE!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2393920/...
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Has the evening crowd heard? Angeline Era is out now!! ^.^
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Nothing special today because I started drawing it. Had a breakdown. Bon Appetite.
December 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Nothing special today because I started drawing it. Had a breakdown. Bon Appetite.
ma request:
my account is negative & I still need $ for gas + utilities... I don't need much to be able to work tomorrow (like $15 or so)... any help would be appreciated 😅
ca/vm: mommywiseau
ko-fi.com/mommyswomb
my account is negative & I still need $ for gas + utilities... I don't need much to be able to work tomorrow (like $15 or so)... any help would be appreciated 😅
ca/vm: mommywiseau
ko-fi.com/mommyswomb
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
ma request:
my account is negative & I still need $ for gas + utilities... I don't need much to be able to work tomorrow (like $15 or so)... any help would be appreciated 😅
ca/vm: mommywiseau
ko-fi.com/mommyswomb
my account is negative & I still need $ for gas + utilities... I don't need much to be able to work tomorrow (like $15 or so)... any help would be appreciated 😅
ca/vm: mommywiseau
ko-fi.com/mommyswomb
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good morning 🖤
Lil Yachty - Minnesota ft. Quavo, Skippa Da Flippa
YouTube video by LilYachtyVEVO
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
good morning 🖤
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 12,1944
October 12,1944
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 12,1944
October 12,1944
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We’re just innocent men
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
We’re just innocent men