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my last book. 💚
digital: free/pwyw mommyswomb.itch.io/spoiled-rotten
physical: $13 usd + s&h www.lulu.com/shop/natalie...
spoiled rotten by natalie celeste tautou
seven stories about sex, drugs, and rock & roll.
mommyswomb.itch.io
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December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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support trans women who have wronged others . support trans woman who have salted the earth
January 8, 2024 at 5:49 AM
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🤍 it’s been a minute, how’s it hangin?
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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there's a special edition of Die Hard Trilogy 2 that just makes it look like Bruce Willis is about to be shot by a giant human sized gun
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
GAME OF THRONES CASTING DIRECTOR: i need the ugliest children you can find. the more inbred looking the better
December 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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August 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Puyo Puyo comic by Rei Mikamoto, from the Puyo Puyo Sun Official Guidebook.
September 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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last bitch standing
October 18, 2024 at 12:22 AM
pop punk... u mean like the stooges right
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Suikoden II
PS1, 1999 (US)
Konami

On this venerable #scanlinesunday, I revisit Suikoden II, a masterpiece I played for the first time just a few years ago that is due for a victory lap.

I like to photograph the Cute Little Guys that live in my TV. This game has *108* of them!

#crt #retrogaming
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
sorry for being a curmudgeon. i had forgotten about the healing power of laughter
December 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
no
December 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Are you ready??
⚔️Angeline Era releases on December 8th!⚔️
In this vast 3D action-adventure, travel across a country's unmarked overworld, where every level is hidden in plain sight!!
Wishlist here!! store.steampowered.com/app/2393920
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
getting older as a trans woman means realizing everyone younger than you has garbage taste and you can't say shit because you still want to get laid and be normal about it
December 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I Have No Clean Underwear And I Must Laundry
December 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
biting my tongue not to say anything about that one cartoonist people seem to like that I don't think is funny
December 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
rent paid, got money for food & laundry, used a 50% off coupon at Michael's to get one of the kits I've wanted to build most all year for a steal, life's gonna be okay
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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can't believe we've been having video games as art discourse again when we've had this since 2010
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM