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@mommywiseau.bsky.social
writer sometimes known as natalie tautou
https://mommyswomb.itch.io https://boxd.it/2cm6D
https://archive.org/details/natalie-tautou-complete-works
https://mommyswomb.itch.io https://boxd.it/2cm6D
https://archive.org/details/natalie-tautou-complete-works
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@mommywiseau.bsky.social
· Dec 24
spoiled rotten by natalie celeste tautou
seven stories about sex, drugs, and rock & roll.
mommyswomb.itch.io
my last book. 💚
digital: free/pwyw mommyswomb.itch.io/spoiled-rotten
physical: $13 usd + s&h www.lulu.com/shop/natalie...
digital: free/pwyw mommyswomb.itch.io/spoiled-rotten
physical: $13 usd + s&h www.lulu.com/shop/natalie...
the gay bar started making u get water from the bartenders instead of just having a water cooler at the bar because homeless people were coming in for water... can't think of a better metaphor for what's wrong with this city
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
the gay bar started making u get water from the bartenders instead of just having a water cooler at the bar because homeless people were coming in for water... can't think of a better metaphor for what's wrong with this city
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still $150 short on rent... please help if u can 🖤
ma request
I hate to ask for money again but I've been having a rough month & between being sick for most of it, recovering from COVID & recent snowstorms keeping me from work I'm still about $200 short on rent. anything helps 🖤
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vm/ca: mommywiseau
I hate to ask for money again but I've been having a rough month & between being sick for most of it, recovering from COVID & recent snowstorms keeping me from work I'm still about $200 short on rent. anything helps 🖤
ko-fi.com/mommyswomb
vm/ca: mommywiseau
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December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
still $150 short on rent... please help if u can 🖤
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Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa has died. Bummer news.
I mean, what do you even need to say about his performance as Shang Tsung? Iconic.
I mean, what do you even need to say about his performance as Shang Tsung? Iconic.
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa has died. Bummer news.
I mean, what do you even need to say about his performance as Shang Tsung? Iconic.
I mean, what do you even need to say about his performance as Shang Tsung? Iconic.
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i am being told this was his 2024 opponent, democratic nominee and former vice-president Kamala Harris. whoops!
remember when trump was AG of california & threw the whole weight of the state prosecutory office into screwing with trans inmates as incarcerations soared (disproportionately affecting black, brown, and disabled ppl, hence disproportionately affecting queer people) and v-coding got worse and worse
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i am being told this was his 2024 opponent, democratic nominee and former vice-president Kamala Harris. whoops!
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SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL
GAME ARTS/SORA/MONOLITH 2008
NINTENDO Wii
GAME ARTS/SORA/MONOLITH 2008
NINTENDO Wii
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL
GAME ARTS/SORA/MONOLITH 2008
NINTENDO Wii
GAME ARTS/SORA/MONOLITH 2008
NINTENDO Wii
any publishers interested in doing another novel about a piece of shit with no redeeming qualities? this one's about a tranny
December 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
any publishers interested in doing another novel about a piece of shit with no redeeming qualities? this one's about a tranny
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go ahead. tell me jesse pinkman was a traumaqueer. blog a thread of gifs proving christopher moltisanti is femboy coded. write an essay for a lesbian website about how succession is a metaphor for comperson in relationship anarchy. reframe game of thrones as incestphobic. headcanon don draper as ace
October 28, 2024 at 4:41 AM
go ahead. tell me jesse pinkman was a traumaqueer. blog a thread of gifs proving christopher moltisanti is femboy coded. write an essay for a lesbian website about how succession is a metaphor for comperson in relationship anarchy. reframe game of thrones as incestphobic. headcanon don draper as ace
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Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym
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why the fuck do the dothraki have so many candles
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
why the fuck do the dothraki have so many candles
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Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust
babe are you okay? youve spent the last 30 hours watching Game of Thrones and muttering the word "hard" every time I walk by
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
babe are you okay? youve spent the last 30 hours watching Game of Thrones and muttering the word "hard" every time I walk by
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reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)
you should never do this
you should never do this
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)
you should never do this
you should never do this
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i've taken all the dick pills 7-11 has ever sold. i gotta wear a lead-lined condom or i get fleshlights pregnant. my phone number has a vein in the dash for the area code. enzyte sent a guy to get in touch and he had to fold my business card in half to fit it in his wallet. needed both hands
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i've taken all the dick pills 7-11 has ever sold. i gotta wear a lead-lined condom or i get fleshlights pregnant. my phone number has a vein in the dash for the area code. enzyte sent a guy to get in touch and he had to fold my business card in half to fit it in his wallet. needed both hands
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a whole new world to explore
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
a whole new world to explore
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Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004)
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004)
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October 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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music makes me high
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 AM
music makes me high
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November 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM