La Firuláis ΘΔ
@thegonzalez.bsky.social
Theater Actress•Arm-Wrestler•Puppeteer•Voice Over
Actual Martian Princess•Just some coyote
It's-It
"...talent on loan from God." - Abby Denton (she's talking about how good I am at smoochin'.)
Actual Martian Princess•Just some coyote
It's-It
"...talent on loan from God." - Abby Denton (she's talking about how good I am at smoochin'.)
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La Firuláis ΘΔ
@thegonzalez.bsky.social
· Aug 28
Getting laid off this week, pals.
If you, or someone you know need someone with eight years of working with kids in a museum setting, and hell of clerical experience, let me know.
If you, or someone you know need someone with eight years of working with kids in a museum setting, and hell of clerical experience, let me know.
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Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
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It's the sun going through a solar cycle! They last around 11 years and peak with high activity like we're seeing now. This is one of the most active on record www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/sol...
Solar Cycle Progression | NOAA / NWS Space Weather Prediction Center
www.swpc.noaa.gov
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It's the sun going through a solar cycle! They last around 11 years and peak with high activity like we're seeing now. This is one of the most active on record www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/sol...
Is the preponderance of visible aurora in the US a climate thing or does the Sun just have indigestion? Is there typically this much coronal mass ejecta?
December 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Is the preponderance of visible aurora in the US a climate thing or does the Sun just have indigestion? Is there typically this much coronal mass ejecta?
Carolyn seen here realizing that her role in comforting a cis woman means that this was likely a Very Special Episode and she's not coming back. Queers in those kinds of episodes don't come back.
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Carolyn seen here realizing that her role in comforting a cis woman means that this was likely a Very Special Episode and she's not coming back. Queers in those kinds of episodes don't come back.
Governor Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown (D-CA) still has the best official portrait of any politician.
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Governor Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown (D-CA) still has the best official portrait of any politician.
The Golden Globes added a podcast category and the nominees are all famous celebrities. The fun, you say.
December 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The Golden Globes added a podcast category and the nominees are all famous celebrities. The fun, you say.
She looks upon me with honor on the battlefield. Girl things
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
She looks upon me with honor on the battlefield. Girl things
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Happy birthday to Tom Waits! I did this painting in 2013. A combination of watercolor and coffee, with a little bourbon whiskey and cigarette ash as accents.
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Happy birthday to Tom Waits! I did this painting in 2013. A combination of watercolor and coffee, with a little bourbon whiskey and cigarette ash as accents.
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Egg Bundy again disassociates. Clinging to what little outlets she's unaware are there. Doing inventory at Gary's Shoes and Accessories for the Modern Woman, and assuming everyone has a method to make sure they handle shoes so no one thinks they're doing so with ulterior motives.
Dating the Greatest Actress in Hollywood™ means that it can sweep you off your feet with the force of a hurricane, but sometimes it will spend hours hashing out a strikingly poignant runthrough of a hypothetical alternate version of Married... With Children where Al Bundy is a closeted trans woman
May 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Egg Bundy again disassociates. Clinging to what little outlets she's unaware are there. Doing inventory at Gary's Shoes and Accessories for the Modern Woman, and assuming everyone has a method to make sure they handle shoes so no one thinks they're doing so with ulterior motives.
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I try to live like Peg, which is why I now live with a voluntary eunuch
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I try to live like Peg, which is why I now live with a voluntary eunuch
A queen in her castle.
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
A queen in her castle.
Currently have an eye floater that looks like an erect dick and balls. It's been bringing me a lot of joy this morning.
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Currently have an eye floater that looks like an erect dick and balls. It's been bringing me a lot of joy this morning.
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This is the account manager for Jucika. We're hosting a gofundme to fund an emergency kidney procedure. We are in the US and uninsured which makes it difficult to pay the bill
Thank you for all the support so far we have $10.1k left
Please enjoy this modern take on Jucika
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
Thank you for all the support so far we have $10.1k left
Please enjoy this modern take on Jucika
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is the account manager for Jucika. We're hosting a gofundme to fund an emergency kidney procedure. We are in the US and uninsured which makes it difficult to pay the bill
Thank you for all the support so far we have $10.1k left
Please enjoy this modern take on Jucika
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
Thank you for all the support so far we have $10.1k left
Please enjoy this modern take on Jucika
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
I've been showing Matthew Lillard all of your nice posts about him. He smiles warmly each time.
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I've been showing Matthew Lillard all of your nice posts about him. He smiles warmly each time.
Sorry, Kermit, there must have been some kinda- Yeah. Seems we booked a Christian bear on skis instead of Christine Baranski.
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Sorry, Kermit, there must have been some kinda- Yeah. Seems we booked a Christian bear on skis instead of Christine Baranski.
The L.A. Kings Burbank Recreation Area of Anaheim
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The L.A. Kings Burbank Recreation Area of Anaheim
Somewhat saddened to find there's no footage or evidence online of Bouncy Castle Dracula. The MySpace video advertising it long deleted from the servers.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Somewhat saddened to find there's no footage or evidence online of Bouncy Castle Dracula. The MySpace video advertising it long deleted from the servers.
Been called "Sir" in this way several times. It's good shit. They said "Sir," but spelled it "Captain."
being called “sir” but in a “she’s clearly in charge” way instead of a “misgendering the tranny” way
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Been called "Sir" in this way several times. It's good shit. They said "Sir," but spelled it "Captain."
I think Netflix buying WB will go as well as it did for America Online.
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I think Netflix buying WB will go as well as it did for America Online.
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It’s Bandcamp Friday. Go do the right thing yeah!!!
burnunit0.bandcamp.com
burnunit0.bandcamp.com
GIRL FRIEND, by burnunit
9 track album
burnunit0.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It’s Bandcamp Friday. Go do the right thing yeah!!!
burnunit0.bandcamp.com
burnunit0.bandcamp.com
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Burritos de buche.
we need a new "popeyes chicken sandwich" for everyone to flip out about. it doesn't need to be made by popeye's but it needs a similar huge cultural moment attached to it. i think a chicken fried steak sandwich could do it but perhaps the next sandwich to capture the zeitgeist is unknowable
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Burritos de buche.
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Modern Humans have gone to war against the Emu and lost. Ground is being lost to incursions of monkeys, wild hogs and kudzu.
To take on the Steller Sealion is to march into Russia in February.
To take on the Steller Sealion is to march into Russia in February.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Modern Humans have gone to war against the Emu and lost. Ground is being lost to incursions of monkeys, wild hogs and kudzu.
To take on the Steller Sealion is to march into Russia in February.
To take on the Steller Sealion is to march into Russia in February.
Who wants my papasan chair? L.A. only. You pick it up. Free.
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Who wants my papasan chair? L.A. only. You pick it up. Free.