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Abby Denton

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Abby Denton thinks about Digimon whenever she is sad and you should too. Writer of the comic GAMER MOM and the sci-fi sitcom CYBER CAFE. Bnnuy. Matthew 25:40. Loves kissing her novia Marian Gonzalez, the finest actress in Los Angeles

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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 5d

Ha ha! My big gay weekly open mic's website is now FULLY OPERATIONAL. I predict the rebel alliance will be defanged within the month...

IMMANUEL OPEN MIC/MICROFONO ABIERTO

Information on the weekly open mic at Immanuel Presbyterian Church in Los Angeles!

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 16m

"Instead of Columbus, we should celebrate all Italian women for being so hot." this is a genuine thought I had this morning. I'm sharing it as an act of contrition. please do not get mad at me. please do not become passionately enraged with your fiery tempers and strike me with a heavily-ringed hand

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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 7h

LET'S FUCKING GO

International Day for Failure

Date

Mon, 13 Oct 2025

THE INTERNATIONAL

DAY FOR FAILURE OCTOBER 13th

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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 1h

Abigail this made me break kayfabe. Well done.

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aBOOgail "Dollscarer" Dollfucker @dollfucker.bsky.social · 1h

Every Digimon special attack is named either Holy Royal Blade or A New Kind Of Poop

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シン・Ultra Q(ueer)~🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @xenonplanetx.bsky.social · 9h

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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 10h

I strongly feel Brook should have been a zombie

Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 10h

Well, so, like, Next Order, Re:Digitize, and Digimon World 1 are all games where you raise a v pet and you try to make it grow up strong, and then you go out and take it into an RPG to build your city so when your guy eventually dies and reincarnated you can raise him better. It's a cool format!!!

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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 10h

!! The wha? I meant Digimon World Next Order but I want a window sitter too

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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 11h

!!! Bryan now I am in noho and actually live somewhere I can host dinner parties we should hang out, u would LOVE Marian

Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 11h

Visited the One Piece skellington house in Burbank

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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 12h

No one buys the vpet sim RPGs but they are perfect for that

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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 12h

I have felt guilty about this for 15 years.

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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 12h

Please tell Kurt that I am sorry for pitching an article about Digimon games 15 years ago and then never following up. I was finishing my degree and then became extremely busy.

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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 12h

But wait, Double-Oh Seven! You can also kiss her tenderly, on the lips.

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A husk once known as GameBuddy @jeremybaker.actor · 14h

She’s known in the criminal underworld as “Orchie Galore”

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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 14h

A woman with a penis but no balls... Hmm. What will you cook up in your lab next, Q?

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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 14h

Look, I'm not kidding, there are billboards for this ad campaign all over

"Fill la lonchera para el back to school"

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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 14h

This whole tweet is in LA Spanish.

Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 16h

I speak perfect LA Spanish, which is to say "English for the hard parts." It's just that more parts than average are hard for me

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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 16h

Deseo bebir a big bucket of ice cold water, mi amor

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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 17h

Overheard this same kid telling himself "There are people who aren't as fast as you. You have to be patient with them." Further evidence that he's a young hero in training.

Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · May 21

There's a kid in my neighborhood who is always running. Yesterday I saw him stop, pull out a tiny bound notebook, open to the center and quickly scan the contents with a look of deep contemplation. He tapped the page with the back of his hand, said "Yes. Become stronger," and broke back into a run

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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 16h

Ritchy noooooo, get well soon corazon!

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Teens Flee Slashman @frankiesamba.bsky.social · 1d

I love how uncouth this pose for Peach!! This is the funniest sprite she's like a baby!!!

Princess peach sitting on grass with legs straight forward and tilted

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Frankie's Husband Craig! @haveacraigday.bsky.social · 17h

Local oaf

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · Sep 3

The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups

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