Abby Denton (Bottle Blonde)
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Abby Denton thinks about Digimon whenever she is sad and you should too. Writer of the comic GAMER MOM and the sci-fi sitcom CYBER CAFE. Buny. Loves kissing her novia Marian Gonzalez, the finest actress in Los Angeles. Matthew 25:40.
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Early Lara Croft design when she was "Laura Cruz"
Will have some more renders and poses to show over the next few days!
#lowpoly #tombraider
Will have some more renders and poses to show over the next few days!
#lowpoly #tombraider
January 24, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Early Lara Croft design when she was "Laura Cruz"
Will have some more renders and poses to show over the next few days!
#lowpoly #tombraider
Will have some more renders and poses to show over the next few days!
#lowpoly #tombraider
Stage managing at the XYZ Cabaret in Boyle Heights means trying to keep warm and look professional in a bunny suit
January 24, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Stage managing at the XYZ Cabaret in Boyle Heights means trying to keep warm and look professional in a bunny suit
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A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!
January 23, 2026 at 11:19 PM
A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!
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I've been leaning towards Tubi being the streaming service, and now I think it's official: they have Season 1 and Season 2 of one of the best science and technology comedy shows ever made… "Look Around You".
Thanks, Tubi. Thubi.
tubitv.com/series/30001...
Thanks, Tubi. Thubi.
tubitv.com/series/30001...
Look Around You
This unique combination of parody and homage to early 70s/80s British educational programs examines different scientific topics in each episode.
tubitv.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I've been leaning towards Tubi being the streaming service, and now I think it's official: they have Season 1 and Season 2 of one of the best science and technology comedy shows ever made… "Look Around You".
Thanks, Tubi. Thubi.
tubitv.com/series/30001...
Thanks, Tubi. Thubi.
tubitv.com/series/30001...
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They were eventually allowed one phone call as a thanks for saving the agent’s life.
They used it to call their lawyer, who called their state representative, who ultimately got them released on the condition they tell people they were “treated kindly.”
They used it to call their lawyer, who called their state representative, who ultimately got them released on the condition they tell people they were “treated kindly.”
January 23, 2026 at 11:49 PM
They were eventually allowed one phone call as a thanks for saving the agent’s life.
They used it to call their lawyer, who called their state representative, who ultimately got them released on the condition they tell people they were “treated kindly.”
They used it to call their lawyer, who called their state representative, who ultimately got them released on the condition they tell people they were “treated kindly.”
Just saw a cyber truck driving through Boyle Heights completely unmolested, which makes me deeply disappointed in the people of Boyle Heights
January 24, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Just saw a cyber truck driving through Boyle Heights completely unmolested, which makes me deeply disappointed in the people of Boyle Heights
Good odds that Los Brother's is the greatest business name I have ever encountered
January 24, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Good odds that Los Brother's is the greatest business name I have ever encountered
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Do not cook dog. They are famously made of meat.
January 24, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Do not cook dog. They are famously made of meat.
Looking for vegan cookbooks to help me broaden my options when I cook for @thegonzalez.bsky.social but I think this might be all I need
January 24, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Looking for vegan cookbooks to help me broaden my options when I cook for @thegonzalez.bsky.social but I think this might be all I need
The dollar is tanking. Morale at ICE is at an all-time low. Hitler shot himself. Yet people flock to "anti-woke" nonsense. It appears that, contrary to received wisdom, socialist policies that favor diversity are wildly effective and successful, while conservatism is simply an appealing fantasy.
January 24, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The dollar is tanking. Morale at ICE is at an all-time low. Hitler shot himself. Yet people flock to "anti-woke" nonsense. It appears that, contrary to received wisdom, socialist policies that favor diversity are wildly effective and successful, while conservatism is simply an appealing fantasy.
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Good for her! It's very brave of Wishbone to keep her old name.
January 23, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Good for her! It's very brave of Wishbone to keep her old name.
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They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.
January 23, 2026 at 8:56 PM
They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.
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charles ENTERTAINMENT obama
January 23, 2026 at 8:01 PM
charles ENTERTAINMENT obama
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Heyo! I am opening up my commission form with a couple of new options ✏️🐒
Please read my terms, then if you are interested in grabbing a slot, fill out the appropriate form.
Doodle art coms can be found on my ko-fi: ko-fi.com/extyrannomon...
Other 2D coms here: forms.gle/2vi1US4xrq9d...
Please read my terms, then if you are interested in grabbing a slot, fill out the appropriate form.
Doodle art coms can be found on my ko-fi: ko-fi.com/extyrannomon...
Other 2D coms here: forms.gle/2vi1US4xrq9d...
January 21, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Heyo! I am opening up my commission form with a couple of new options ✏️🐒
Please read my terms, then if you are interested in grabbing a slot, fill out the appropriate form.
Doodle art coms can be found on my ko-fi: ko-fi.com/extyrannomon...
Other 2D coms here: forms.gle/2vi1US4xrq9d...
Please read my terms, then if you are interested in grabbing a slot, fill out the appropriate form.
Doodle art coms can be found on my ko-fi: ko-fi.com/extyrannomon...
Other 2D coms here: forms.gle/2vi1US4xrq9d...
Los Angeles!!
I am not performing at this month's XYZ Cabaret in Boyle Heights, but I am stage managing, one duty of which involves helping burlesque performers collect singles off the floor dressed as a bunny girl. So that'll be fun!
restlessnites.com/events/xyz-c... (click link, not thumbnail)
I am not performing at this month's XYZ Cabaret in Boyle Heights, but I am stage managing, one duty of which involves helping burlesque performers collect singles off the floor dressed as a bunny girl. So that'll be fun!
restlessnites.com/events/xyz-c... (click link, not thumbnail)
January 23, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Los Angeles!!
I am not performing at this month's XYZ Cabaret in Boyle Heights, but I am stage managing, one duty of which involves helping burlesque performers collect singles off the floor dressed as a bunny girl. So that'll be fun!
restlessnites.com/events/xyz-c... (click link, not thumbnail)
I am not performing at this month's XYZ Cabaret in Boyle Heights, but I am stage managing, one duty of which involves helping burlesque performers collect singles off the floor dressed as a bunny girl. So that'll be fun!
restlessnites.com/events/xyz-c... (click link, not thumbnail)
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Wife: your ass better not be Kobold King from Dokapon Kingdom Sword of Fury for PS1
My Snoopy-lookin ass:
My Snoopy-lookin ass:
January 23, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Wife: your ass better not be Kobold King from Dokapon Kingdom Sword of Fury for PS1
My Snoopy-lookin ass:
My Snoopy-lookin ass:
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"Disband ICE" isn't even a moderate position anymore. "Imprison everyone who ever worked for ICE in their own fucking death camps" is the most moderate fucking opinion I'm even capable of
January 22, 2026 at 6:36 PM
"Disband ICE" isn't even a moderate position anymore. "Imprison everyone who ever worked for ICE in their own fucking death camps" is the most moderate fucking opinion I'm even capable of
Just heard David Mitchell pronounce chorizo "churritso" in this audiobook and unleashed a withering barrage of sarcasm into my phone, as David Mitchell would wamt
January 23, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Just heard David Mitchell pronounce chorizo "churritso" in this audiobook and unleashed a withering barrage of sarcasm into my phone, as David Mitchell would wamt
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Something lost on JD Vance—and much of the news media—is that no legal or other reason existed to arrest the 5-year-old child’s father either. Not even the administration has articulated any reason to cage people while their asylum or other cases are proceeding.
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Something lost on JD Vance—and much of the news media—is that no legal or other reason existed to arrest the 5-year-old child’s father either. Not even the administration has articulated any reason to cage people while their asylum or other cases are proceeding.
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a city organizes a general strike and the entire city council offers a statement of support??? has this ever happened
January 23, 2026 at 12:02 AM
a city organizes a general strike and the entire city council offers a statement of support??? has this ever happened
I think ICE agents should have to wear QR codes on their uniforms, and present them when a civilian asks, and the QR code should open up an app that allows you to release hallucinogens into their bloodstreams to torment them with the experience of hell. They will wear these uniforms forevermore
January 22, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I think ICE agents should have to wear QR codes on their uniforms, and present them when a civilian asks, and the QR code should open up an app that allows you to release hallucinogens into their bloodstreams to torment them with the experience of hell. They will wear these uniforms forevermore