Tess
@itstessinadress.bsky.social
Australia's tallest woman and Bruce Spence's illegitimate daughter. Renowned Inner West cryptid. Creative Australia awarded director, animator, and producer. Relapsed writer. On unceded Gadigal land. She/her 🏳️⚧️ 🏳🌈
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Tess
@itstessinadress.bsky.social
· Dec 6
Hey bluesky nerds! If you like sci fi written by trans women you'll love Blue Sky Nine (title unrelated to platform), a comedy about a future where Australia looks to the stars for new sources of coal and work for the dole placements. Follow for development news & please boost to find our audience!
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6’5 women are allowed to be the little spoon sometimes
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
6’5 women are allowed to be the little spoon sometimes
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This is not only insulting to the art, medium, and voice actors, but also to the viewers.
Hey just so you know Amazon decided to give us an AI ENGLISH DUB of Banana Fish instead of actually hiring real voice actors
it is fucking hot garbage
#bananafish #anime
it is fucking hot garbage
#bananafish #anime
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
This is not only insulting to the art, medium, and voice actors, but also to the viewers.
(Daniel Plainview voice) WHEN A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN NAMED TESS HAS A BIRTHDAY YOU! BUY! HER! BOOK!
It's my birthday today. I'm old. If you fancy giving me a birthday boon, then you could check out my most recent book. You'll get a fun book for the deal as well as making old Tess feel all warm and fuzzy inside. www.amazon.co.uk/Curious-Deat...
Amazon.co.uk
www.amazon.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
(Daniel Plainview voice) WHEN A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN NAMED TESS HAS A BIRTHDAY YOU! BUY! HER! BOOK!
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Tom Jones: if I only knew what I could do to make you make you love me
Me: aw, that's a bit sweet
Tom Jones, continuing: I found that I was chosen to be the follower of the deity. Make myself scarce while they come to plea bargain for my body and soul, all the flames go around, surround me
Me: what
Me: aw, that's a bit sweet
Tom Jones, continuing: I found that I was chosen to be the follower of the deity. Make myself scarce while they come to plea bargain for my body and soul, all the flames go around, surround me
Me: what
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Tom Jones: if I only knew what I could do to make you make you love me
Me: aw, that's a bit sweet
Tom Jones, continuing: I found that I was chosen to be the follower of the deity. Make myself scarce while they come to plea bargain for my body and soul, all the flames go around, surround me
Me: what
Me: aw, that's a bit sweet
Tom Jones, continuing: I found that I was chosen to be the follower of the deity. Make myself scarce while they come to plea bargain for my body and soul, all the flames go around, surround me
Me: what
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
Sure, sex feels nice, but have you ever made a woman blush by telling her in full sincerity that she's literally one of the most stunningly beautiful women you've ever met and that her presence has a genuine effect on you, one that you enjoy and are grateful for, and so you're grateful she's her?
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Sure, sex feels nice, but have you ever made a woman blush by telling her in full sincerity that she's literally one of the most stunningly beautiful women you've ever met and that her presence has a genuine effect on you, one that you enjoy and are grateful for, and so you're grateful she's her?
If wolf pupy can use alt text, so can you 💪🏻✨
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 AM
If wolf pupy can use alt text, so can you 💪🏻✨
Born too late to ever own a home.
Born too early to expropriate a billionaire's survival bunker.
Born just in time to watch the entire economy oscillate between debt created for websites and profit created by warfare over and over again like those are the only two things anyone knows how to do
Born too early to expropriate a billionaire's survival bunker.
Born just in time to watch the entire economy oscillate between debt created for websites and profit created by warfare over and over again like those are the only two things anyone knows how to do
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Born too late to ever own a home.
Born too early to expropriate a billionaire's survival bunker.
Born just in time to watch the entire economy oscillate between debt created for websites and profit created by warfare over and over again like those are the only two things anyone knows how to do
Born too early to expropriate a billionaire's survival bunker.
Born just in time to watch the entire economy oscillate between debt created for websites and profit created by warfare over and over again like those are the only two things anyone knows how to do
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I also have three Cheek Weeks, two of each variant of American Breast Enthusiast, and one single copy of Gigantic Asses left. All glossy covers over non-pornographic magazine inners, $40 shipped anywhere or $20 for each additional copy. I'm all sold out of Granny Fanny because you people are freaks
September 10, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I also have three Cheek Weeks, two of each variant of American Breast Enthusiast, and one single copy of Gigantic Asses left. All glossy covers over non-pornographic magazine inners, $40 shipped anywhere or $20 for each additional copy. I'm all sold out of Granny Fanny because you people are freaks
Do you need holiday gifts? I lost my job and need holiday cash! Delight the Simpsons fan in your life with a HALF PRICE Mister Sparkle box, yours for only $50 plus $15 shipping outside AU/NZ. Fully screen accurate with no branding or signature, a perfect objet d'art from a cartoon universe made real
Spring cleaning the studio and I've got 5 of these bad boys left I'll part with. ✨ MISTER SPARKLE! ✨ As owned by your favourite Simpsons podcasters and writers (including Bill Oakley himself), 100% screen accurate text as read in-show in the authentic Japanese, and holds up to 48 dishwasher tablets!
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Do you need holiday gifts? I lost my job and need holiday cash! Delight the Simpsons fan in your life with a HALF PRICE Mister Sparkle box, yours for only $50 plus $15 shipping outside AU/NZ. Fully screen accurate with no branding or signature, a perfect objet d'art from a cartoon universe made real
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if god didn't want us to be living dolls, they wouldn't give us EDS
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
if god didn't want us to be living dolls, they wouldn't give us EDS
Doing the flamethrower rampage from the start of Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) as a public art performance
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Doing the flamethrower rampage from the start of Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) as a public art performance
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"fucked up dance music for spooky queers who hate nazis"
Thanks to @margaret.bsky.social I have got a way to quiet down my thoughts!
Give it a listen and her a follow!
Thanks to @margaret.bsky.social I have got a way to quiet down my thoughts!
Give it a listen and her a follow!
I have a gun. Give me all the money in the register., by Nomadic War Machine
12 track album
nomadicwarmachine.bandcamp.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"fucked up dance music for spooky queers who hate nazis"
Thanks to @margaret.bsky.social I have got a way to quiet down my thoughts!
Give it a listen and her a follow!
Thanks to @margaret.bsky.social I have got a way to quiet down my thoughts!
Give it a listen and her a follow!
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I regularly donate to the St Kilda Gatehouse, which provides a drop-in centre and support space for sex workers, helping them find belonging. They also work on helping young people at risk of sexual exploitation. They're fundraising and would appreciate your help
Christmas Appeal 2025 Matched Giving
Your donation doubled until Christmas thanks to a generous donor - give generously this Christmas!
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November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I regularly donate to the St Kilda Gatehouse, which provides a drop-in centre and support space for sex workers, helping them find belonging. They also work on helping young people at risk of sexual exploitation. They're fundraising and would appreciate your help
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Back in the 2000s, all you had to do was make a parody that was like, “A seven nation army couldn’t smoke me crack,” and someone would show up with a huge bag of money and go, “Would you be interested in making Songs in the Key of Crack a legitimate business venture?”
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Back in the 2000s, all you had to do was make a parody that was like, “A seven nation army couldn’t smoke me crack,” and someone would show up with a huge bag of money and go, “Would you be interested in making Songs in the Key of Crack a legitimate business venture?”
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for your holiday shopping needs ✨
a T-shirt or art print makes a great gift for the discerning collector or very online transsexual in your life!
shop.hesse.photos
a T-shirt or art print makes a great gift for the discerning collector or very online transsexual in your life!
shop.hesse.photos
Hesse
The official website and shop of Hesse. Find the latest content, buy merch, and support your favorite creator.
shop.hesse.photos
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
for your holiday shopping needs ✨
a T-shirt or art print makes a great gift for the discerning collector or very online transsexual in your life!
shop.hesse.photos
a T-shirt or art print makes a great gift for the discerning collector or very online transsexual in your life!
shop.hesse.photos
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Applications for the Writers Retreat for Emerging LGBTQ Voices are now open!
Apply for your chance to work with one of our 8 amazing faculty members, attend programming aimed at developing craft and demystifying the publishing industry, and build forever-community. 🥰
bit.ly/48cM1iy
Apply for your chance to work with one of our 8 amazing faculty members, attend programming aimed at developing craft and demystifying the publishing industry, and build forever-community. 🥰
bit.ly/48cM1iy
Lambda Literary - 2026 Writers Retreat for Emerging LGBTQ Voices Application
Retreat Dates and Location
The 2026 Writers Retreat will be held virtually from August 1-August 8, 2026.
Application Details
Applications to attend the 2026 Writers Retreat for Emerging LGBTQ* Voice...
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November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Applications for the Writers Retreat for Emerging LGBTQ Voices are now open!
Apply for your chance to work with one of our 8 amazing faculty members, attend programming aimed at developing craft and demystifying the publishing industry, and build forever-community. 🥰
bit.ly/48cM1iy
Apply for your chance to work with one of our 8 amazing faculty members, attend programming aimed at developing craft and demystifying the publishing industry, and build forever-community. 🥰
bit.ly/48cM1iy
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Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
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what if we expropriated the wealth of the rich and fed it into public works programs to ensure that everyone had their needs met and Also for beautification projects and arts and culture haha wouldn't that be so funny quirky
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
what if we expropriated the wealth of the rich and fed it into public works programs to ensure that everyone had their needs met and Also for beautification projects and arts and culture haha wouldn't that be so funny quirky
My toxic trait is going to the bar my wife works at for a free burger while I scroll on my phone and I can see other patrons coming and sitting near me wanting to strike up a convo but I am absolutely locked in on the burger experience
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 AM
My toxic trait is going to the bar my wife works at for a free burger while I scroll on my phone and I can see other patrons coming and sitting near me wanting to strike up a convo but I am absolutely locked in on the burger experience
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If you want to have a discussion about the demerits of capitalism, I promise we'll come to a lot of agreement. So many of us artists, authors, etc. would love a socialist utopia. But don't act like a selfish jerk while that remains a dream and we're stuck in a painful reality of paying rent.
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 AM
If you want to have a discussion about the demerits of capitalism, I promise we'll come to a lot of agreement. So many of us artists, authors, etc. would love a socialist utopia. But don't act like a selfish jerk while that remains a dream and we're stuck in a painful reality of paying rent.
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And of us who want a small business are working our asses off, too.
I worked day & night—with a few other people—for six whole months to complete an award-winning crowdfunder. It netted us half of what we needed; I'm *personally* fronting the rest.
Pirating creators hurts art & culture. Period.
I worked day & night—with a few other people—for six whole months to complete an award-winning crowdfunder. It netted us half of what we needed; I'm *personally* fronting the rest.
Pirating creators hurts art & culture. Period.
Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 AM
And of us who want a small business are working our asses off, too.
I worked day & night—with a few other people—for six whole months to complete an award-winning crowdfunder. It netted us half of what we needed; I'm *personally* fronting the rest.
Pirating creators hurts art & culture. Period.
I worked day & night—with a few other people—for six whole months to complete an award-winning crowdfunder. It netted us half of what we needed; I'm *personally* fronting the rest.
Pirating creators hurts art & culture. Period.