Doc
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Former medic, did other stuff too. Trying to write more, really.
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Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
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the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
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basic problem is none of these folks is capable of saying “i was wrong”
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
basic problem is none of these folks is capable of saying “i was wrong”
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Entropy and decay stalk us. Relentless, inevitable. All that we love will become as dust in the wind. Scooting over to Wendy’s to get a Triple Baconator meal and a diet Coke
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Entropy and decay stalk us. Relentless, inevitable. All that we love will become as dust in the wind. Scooting over to Wendy’s to get a Triple Baconator meal and a diet Coke
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don’t normalize anything, surrealize everything
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
don’t normalize anything, surrealize everything
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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Wilfred Owen weeps
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Wilfred Owen weeps
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One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.
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Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
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Don’t let today’s failures stop tomorrow’s disappointments.
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Don’t let today’s failures stop tomorrow’s disappointments.
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thinking about becoming a piece of shit
October 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
thinking about becoming a piece of shit
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Good morning everyone
Coffee and this
In all my years
Never thought I'd ever see
letting children go hungry and families lose their healthcare
What have we become ?
Coffee and this
In all my years
Never thought I'd ever see
letting children go hungry and families lose their healthcare
What have we become ?
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Good morning everyone
Coffee and this
In all my years
Never thought I'd ever see
letting children go hungry and families lose their healthcare
What have we become ?
Coffee and this
In all my years
Never thought I'd ever see
letting children go hungry and families lose their healthcare
What have we become ?
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This timeline manages to be both gravely horrific and deeply unserious at the same time.
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This timeline manages to be both gravely horrific and deeply unserious at the same time.
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The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
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What doesn’t kill you tenderizes you, making you more succulent and delicious. For next thing that comes to kill you
October 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What doesn’t kill you tenderizes you, making you more succulent and delicious. For next thing that comes to kill you
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everybody’s jealous of me since I decided to get plastic surgery to have Cuttlefish skin. they‘re resentful because I camouflage myself as a brick wall or a gorseberry bush in order to steal their croissants off their plates at cafes. I’ve never felt so beautiful
October 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
everybody’s jealous of me since I decided to get plastic surgery to have Cuttlefish skin. they‘re resentful because I camouflage myself as a brick wall or a gorseberry bush in order to steal their croissants off their plates at cafes. I’ve never felt so beautiful
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fried chicken is just regular chicken that got their wings on my weed
October 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
fried chicken is just regular chicken that got their wings on my weed
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I am "hates your tinted windows" years old
October 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I am "hates your tinted windows" years old
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The scream I just I just scrumpt when Hangman did the reveal!! D.E.A.D!!! 🤣 ##wrestlesky #AEWDynamite
October 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The scream I just I just scrumpt when Hangman did the reveal!! D.E.A.D!!! 🤣 ##wrestlesky #AEWDynamite
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Your echo chamber or mine?
October 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Your echo chamber or mine?
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Autumn in Edinburgh.
October 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Autumn in Edinburgh.
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those sirens in the distance probably aren’t for me
October 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
those sirens in the distance probably aren’t for me
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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All my apes, gone
BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
www.independent.co.uk
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
All my apes, gone