Eric Dean
@dirtydills.bsky.social
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Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
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i miss the old days, when weirdo billionaires were relatively harmless, holed up in las vegas penthouses, storing their urine in jars
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
i miss the old days, when weirdo billionaires were relatively harmless, holed up in las vegas penthouses, storing their urine in jars
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Big Head Mode 🔛
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Big Head Mode 🔛
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The 2025 Taylor University "Silent Night Game"
The NAIA school holds it every year the Friday before finals; students remain quiet until the 10th point is scored and then...
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The NAIA school holds it every year the Friday before finals; students remain quiet until the 10th point is scored and then...
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December 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The 2025 Taylor University "Silent Night Game"
The NAIA school holds it every year the Friday before finals; students remain quiet until the 10th point is scored and then...
📹: @GopherHole on 𝕏
The NAIA school holds it every year the Friday before finals; students remain quiet until the 10th point is scored and then...
📹: @GopherHole on 𝕏
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I could never become a right winger grifter. I’m too talented. I’ve never received a zero or came in fifth place in my life.
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I could never become a right winger grifter. I’m too talented. I’ve never received a zero or came in fifth place in my life.
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just got a job as a disgruntled employee
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
just got a job as a disgruntled employee
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What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
May 19, 2024 at 12:26 PM
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
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i am not a christian but i have no idea why there isn't some big panic about a guy called "mr. beast" amassing tremendous amounts of fame and influence by literally getting people to do dangerous and degrading things
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
i am not a christian but i have no idea why there isn't some big panic about a guy called "mr. beast" amassing tremendous amounts of fame and influence by literally getting people to do dangerous and degrading things
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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guard who caught me sneaking into the time machine lab: going back to kill baby hitler, right? think you’re some kind of big hero, huh?
me, on my way to suck off the first guy to fry a potato: haha uhhh yeah, you got me
me, on my way to suck off the first guy to fry a potato: haha uhhh yeah, you got me
February 2, 2024 at 12:38 AM
guard who caught me sneaking into the time machine lab: going back to kill baby hitler, right? think you’re some kind of big hero, huh?
me, on my way to suck off the first guy to fry a potato: haha uhhh yeah, you got me
me, on my way to suck off the first guy to fry a potato: haha uhhh yeah, you got me
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
Dethklok
Rodrigo y Gabriela
Jurassic 5
Lagwagon
Amon Amarth
Dethklok
Rodrigo y Gabriela
Jurassic 5
Lagwagon
Amon Amarth
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
Metallica
Anthrax
Suicidal Tendencies
Judas Priest
Aerosmith
Metallica
Anthrax
Suicidal Tendencies
Judas Priest
Aerosmith
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
Dethklok
Rodrigo y Gabriela
Jurassic 5
Lagwagon
Amon Amarth
Dethklok
Rodrigo y Gabriela
Jurassic 5
Lagwagon
Amon Amarth
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I really want to get to 100,000 followers by Christmas! Can you please help me? Thank you!
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I really want to get to 100,000 followers by Christmas! Can you please help me? Thank you!
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Enjoying a frozen turkey dinner tonight in in front of tv while my wife and kids celebrate at her new boyfriend’s home but but I will never compromise on my views and I am very thankful for President Donald J Trump.
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Enjoying a frozen turkey dinner tonight in in front of tv while my wife and kids celebrate at her new boyfriend’s home but but I will never compromise on my views and I am very thankful for President Donald J Trump.
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
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Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
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This is absolutely. batshit. insane.
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
I Skied Down Mount Everest (world first, no oxygen)
YouTube video by Red Bull
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This is absolutely. batshit. insane.
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
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this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
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When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
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The president is a demented insurrectionist nazi pedophile who smells like shit and we’re still expected to get up and go to work tomorrow. Fuck everything
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The president is a demented insurrectionist nazi pedophile who smells like shit and we’re still expected to get up and go to work tomorrow. Fuck everything
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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Here's 1 of 2500+ photos I took last night. My camera is looking south south east. The aurora way brighter and faster last night compared to what I saw the previous night. This is just a teaser, as I have a lot of aurora content that is crunching on my computer now.
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Here's 1 of 2500+ photos I took last night. My camera is looking south south east. The aurora way brighter and faster last night compared to what I saw the previous night. This is just a teaser, as I have a lot of aurora content that is crunching on my computer now.