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remember the old simon and garfunkle song “slow down you’re moving too fast” that says a lot about life and about cat massage
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· Dec 28
I sure hope the guy using my email address to apply for jobs gets a job soon but he probably won’t because he keeps using my email address to apply for jobs
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am brimming with holiday spirit
I think more agnostics, atheists, and skeptics need to read Carl Sagan and throw out the rest. i'm not saying Sagan was perfect but he really seemed to understand empathy, whereas so much of the skeptic movement was fueled by spiteful dunking on "irrational" people.
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I think more agnostics, atheists, and skeptics need to read Carl Sagan and throw out the rest. i'm not saying Sagan was perfect but he really seemed to understand empathy, whereas so much of the skeptic movement was fueled by spiteful dunking on "irrational" people.
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
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jealousy psychiatrist
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
jealousy psychiatrist
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HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
December 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM
if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
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man these are getting too real
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
man these are getting too real
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Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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ANYWAYS, Bandcamp Friday in a couple days. If you really want to pay some artists, do it
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
ANYWAYS, Bandcamp Friday in a couple days. If you really want to pay some artists, do it
will no one rid me of this meddlesome ai?
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
will no one rid me of this meddlesome ai?
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i don’t feel so good
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
i don’t feel so good
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-Hey man, love your new shoes.
-Oh, thanks.
-What brand are they?
-These shoes are Hey Dude Paul Nut Size M11.
-Oh, thanks.
-What brand are they?
-These shoes are Hey Dude Paul Nut Size M11.
January 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
-Hey man, love your new shoes.
-Oh, thanks.
-What brand are they?
-These shoes are Hey Dude Paul Nut Size M11.
-Oh, thanks.
-What brand are they?
-These shoes are Hey Dude Paul Nut Size M11.
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(Holding a card with this scale to your head) Sorry pal. You gotta be a Norwood 3 or up to feed the ducks with us
October 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
(Holding a card with this scale to your head) Sorry pal. You gotta be a Norwood 3 or up to feed the ducks with us
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its december again
me before and after all the holiday events, visits, and happenings i am obligated to attend
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
its december again
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One of the reasons that 'right-wing ideology appropriates absolutely everything' is their quixotic desire to make inherently uncool ideas seem cool. They despise the cultural currency and cachet that a wide variety artists hold and are forever engaged in a futile quest to capture a modicum of cool.
“In her interview with Hearon, Wachowski said that she was unsurprised conservatives have latched onto the film because ‘right-wing ideology appropriates absolutely everything.’”
Lilly Wachowski Has Learned to “Let Go” of the Right Wing Co-opting Her Work
During an interview with podcaster Caleb Hearon, the ‘Matrix’ codirector talked about conservatives embracing the concept of being “red-pilled”: “This is what fascism does.”
www.vanityfair.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
One of the reasons that 'right-wing ideology appropriates absolutely everything' is their quixotic desire to make inherently uncool ideas seem cool. They despise the cultural currency and cachet that a wide variety artists hold and are forever engaged in a futile quest to capture a modicum of cool.
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Saving my mom-in-law’s life was not on last night’s bingo card yet here we are!
PSA: If someone falls & cannot get up for hours, even if they insist they’re not injured, they need to be seen by emergency personnel immediately. There’s a huge risk for a condition called rhabdomyolysis.
PSA: If someone falls & cannot get up for hours, even if they insist they’re not injured, they need to be seen by emergency personnel immediately. There’s a huge risk for a condition called rhabdomyolysis.
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Saving my mom-in-law’s life was not on last night’s bingo card yet here we are!
PSA: If someone falls & cannot get up for hours, even if they insist they’re not injured, they need to be seen by emergency personnel immediately. There’s a huge risk for a condition called rhabdomyolysis.
PSA: If someone falls & cannot get up for hours, even if they insist they’re not injured, they need to be seen by emergency personnel immediately. There’s a huge risk for a condition called rhabdomyolysis.
finally, a product for my professional child. welcome to the grindset timmy.
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
finally, a product for my professional child. welcome to the grindset timmy.
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I think of this image every thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I think of this image every thanksgiving