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Someone please feed the cats while I'm gone.
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Once again, if you ever have a problem with the things I say I strongly advise just blocking me. It's fine, I'm not going to lose sleep over it, I promise. Or, if you prefer, you can simply make a stupid reply when I'm obviously in a fantastic mood and I'll take care of it for you
The dog is terrified to go out in the snow. The cat (Louie) is begging to go out in it.
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Seems light, I'm not sure about this
@kylebutoverhere.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1,183 profanities in their last 9,051 posts.

🥇 "hell" (209 times)
🥈 "shit" (209 times)
🥉 "fuck" (171 times)
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This collapse is actually kinda impressive
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Thank you for deciding to keep this interesting, A&M
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I am officially no longer subscribed to any music streaming service. My personal war on convenience begins today
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
We could have a world where AI automatically hung up on all my spam calls but instead we live in a hell society where it's just used for weird porn and advising people to kill themselves
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Did a couple loads of laundry and put the inflatables in the yard, so I was approximately 300% more productive today than i had planned
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Sure, Nebraska got their ass kicked, but I'm eating some Culvers cheese curds right now, so i figure I'm slightly ahead for the day
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
We deserve this
Letting Iowa score 40 in 46 minutes is 1,000 in normal points
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Heroes Trophy is the worst named rivalry trophy in sports. Should've just called in the big fuckin nerd cup
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I've been watching college football for my entire life and I'm pretty sure I've never seen someone oof it that bad on a kick return
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Going to ask my wife if we can retroactively name our son Emmett
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Ok, for real this time
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
🎈
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
GBR IMO
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I will never forgive whoever decided to schedule the Egg Bowl at the same time as Nebraska vs Iowa
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to be Hawkeyes
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sweatpants day
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Three cases handled in a totally not lawerly way (so far)
Putting it as delicately as I can, preparing to have to say "I'm not a lawyer, but" 1,000 times tomorrow at the family's dinner
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVIG - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
LUST HAG
Hey guys. New merch preorders are up, first time doing a print of Irrevocably Drubbed album artwork! Please share if you can🫶 long sleeves and crewnecks!
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I firmly believe that my wife would've left my goofy ass behind years ago if it wasn't for all the onions that need to be chopped
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM