*time of night

now i wanna know if the COPS crew and the MTV cribs crew ever ran into each other

Me, narrating: "And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say - that the Grinch's small hard-on grew three sizes th-" *gets fucking bodied simultaneously by representatives of the estates of both Boris Karloff and Dr Seuss*

they're good brats, bront

ok so in defense of kohler they did not say end-to-end-to-end encryption

i can never respect these guys, they never go for the obvious pun. too much pride i guess.

"Urine luck! The key to perfect health was inside you all along!"

probably the worst part is while i can give it a thumbs down there's no place for me to type in "wrong fucko, now go die in a data centre fire"