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He/Him They/Them 31 y/o | PFP by my friend Bloomie who doesn't have social media 😭 | HXH, JJBA, PoE2, Windows Pinball| FFXIV: Spilled Pilk @ Famfrit | 22y/o+ only | 🇬🇧

Behold my cat!
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bloody knight
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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>wake up
>check phone
>another corporation has decided to destroy its reputation and continue to destroy the open internet
>put phone down
>go back to sleep
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country https://theonion.com/biden-grateful-hes-not-alive-to-see-what-trump-doing-to-country/
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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yakuza kiwami 3 is an insult to the game rgg has purported to remake, its players, the studio's previous quality output and, bewilderingly, women. oh, and the casting of an admitted sex pest. i'm somewhere between dejection and fury.

my review for vgc:
www.videogameschronicle.com/review/yakuz...
Yakuza Kiwami 3 & Dark Ties review: How not to do a remake | VGC
Sega delivers a disappointing remake built on disdain, not reverence, looking to fix a game that wasn’t broken…
www.videogameschronicle.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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This is incredibly funny to try because even if it *was* true, then it would mean Streeting was defending Mandleson in September for the love of the game.
February 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Lady Gaga the zionist on stage with Bad Bunny? Might have to drop him
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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Oh I see you’re sitting down to play a video game! We’ll have you considered that I used Cheat Engine to skip to the end credits already? In fact, I’ve beat 10 games this way just today alone. Cheat Engine Credit Warping is the future of playing video games. You can complete them so much faster now!
Something else I think about is how much these AI prompt jockeys are stealing the experience of writing from themselves, they don't even realize what they're losing out on, cos writing is wonderful and you can grow and learn so much about yourself, the process is a gift. They're robbing themselves.
Even beyond the quality argument, these people aren't even 'writers', they're just assholes hitting what they think is the FREE MONEY button. Which sometimes works, so they keep doing it. If they gave even one solitary shit about art or even storytelling they would know better. They just don't care.
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Well, good thing we didn’t silo off a bunch of important game knowledge in individual discords instead of forums or wikis or gamefaqs for some reason
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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Just sharing this again for no reason: hothardware.com/news/death-s...
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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Bad Bunny’s performance began in the plantation, featured broken electric poles, and ended by centering a hemispheric understanding of “América”—among many other things—and some Anglo journalists are like “his performance wasn’t political.”

This is why we need to be telling our stories.
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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wait until Eric finds out that neither Mars nor the Moon is ever being settled by Elon Musk and this is all a stock-fluffing lie largely designed to prop up financial fraud! his brow will most assuredly be furrowed!
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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This is pretty much a free union advertisement.
February 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"

Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Depressed Fire Emblem Character Doesn’t Have Enough Movement to Get Out of Bed Today
Depressed Fire Emblem Character Doesn't Have Enough Movement to Get Out of Bed Today - Hard Drive
Mercenary-turned-teacher Byleth has not left his bedroom for several days due to what he is calling poor use of action economy.
hard-drive.net
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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i can't find the OG upload, just extended versions and other stuff so here's my backup of Buff Fortress 2 if anyone needed it
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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Fucker Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes
The culture wars are ripping families apart!
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR
February 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM