Alexander Teeple (but Turkey)
@canopenerdude.bsky.social
Former Challenger LoL Coach, Former IT Director, now Game Design Student. Non-Binary. They/Them. Running for something, PA.
I collate data sometimes, and occasionally post about games.
Trans Rights are Human Rights
https://ajteeple1.myportfolio.com/
I collate data sometimes, and occasionally post about games.
Trans Rights are Human Rights
https://ajteeple1.myportfolio.com/
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Ok team — funniest -interactive- moments and jokes in games? Not cutscene based, prompted either by gameplay interaction or a choice
Examples:
- Portal 2’s asking you to press space to speak to confirm you don’t have brain damage, and jumping instead
- Baldur’s Gate 3 Volo Eye extraction
Examples:
- Portal 2’s asking you to press space to speak to confirm you don’t have brain damage, and jumping instead
- Baldur’s Gate 3 Volo Eye extraction
Pokemon is well-known for false choices in their dialogue- but in Scarlet/Violet a character asks you if you want to be "Rivals for life" and if you keep saying "No" she keeps asking more and more aggressively until she's just yelling "YOU. ME. RIVALS. YES?". It always gets me for some reason.
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Other than Oshawott being sub-f tier compared to Mudkip and Piplup, and even worse when up against Froakie, 2/3 ain't bad.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Other than Oshawott being sub-f tier compared to Mudkip and Piplup, and even worse when up against Froakie, 2/3 ain't bad.
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The Trump administration has joined the war on HIV/AIDS, on the side of HIV/AIDS.
SCOOP: The Trump administration has instructed employees and grantees not to use U.S. funds to commemorate World AIDS Day — because the observance was started by the World Health Organization.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Cancels U.S. Observance of World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The Trump administration has joined the war on HIV/AIDS, on the side of HIV/AIDS.
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Just repeatedly hitting the KILL THE PLANET button until the sounds coming out of the box bring me momentary joy
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just repeatedly hitting the KILL THE PLANET button until the sounds coming out of the box bring me momentary joy
In fact I'm pretty sure he says the opposite of that.
This! Like, I just checked to make sure because it's been awhile, but Marx does not argue that it's ok to steal from workers and artists just because capitalism is bad?
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
In fact I'm pretty sure he says the opposite of that.
This is one of those humiliation fetish people isn't it
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
This is one of those humiliation fetish people isn't it
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West Point plaque: "Our code of military obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law."
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
West Point plaque: "Our code of military obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law."
I GUESS TONIGHT IS TREASON NIGHT JESUS FUCK
Bloomberg has obtained the transcript of a call between Trump envoy Steve Witkoff and a senior aide to Vladimir Putin — in which Witkoff advised the aide — a Russian aide — on how Putin should go about pitching Trump on a pro-Russian peace plan aimed at bringing an end to the Ukraine war.
Witkoff Discusses Ukraine Plans With Key Putin Aide: Transcript
The following is a transcript of an Oct. 14 phone call lasting just over 5 minutes between Steve Witkoff, Donald Trump’s special envoy for peace missions, and Yuri Ushakov, Vladimir Putin’s most senio...
www.bloomberg.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I GUESS TONIGHT IS TREASON NIGHT JESUS FUCK
This is both letter and spirit of the law treason, nothing abstract about it. Look up what the sentencing guidelines are for that.
The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
BREAKING:
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This is both letter and spirit of the law treason, nothing abstract about it. Look up what the sentencing guidelines are for that.
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Whenever you see Bari Weiss' name, remember:
PROFESSOR REFAAT ALAREER TOLD US TO HOLD HER ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS MURDER!
Bari Weiss made his home a target, and they killed Dr. Alareer, his sister, her 3 children, his brother and that brother's son.
Bari Weiss is a proud propagandist for racist murder.
PROFESSOR REFAAT ALAREER TOLD US TO HOLD HER ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS MURDER!
Bari Weiss made his home a target, and they killed Dr. Alareer, his sister, her 3 children, his brother and that brother's son.
Bari Weiss is a proud propagandist for racist murder.
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Whenever you see Bari Weiss' name, remember:
PROFESSOR REFAAT ALAREER TOLD US TO HOLD HER ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS MURDER!
Bari Weiss made his home a target, and they killed Dr. Alareer, his sister, her 3 children, his brother and that brother's son.
Bari Weiss is a proud propagandist for racist murder.
PROFESSOR REFAAT ALAREER TOLD US TO HOLD HER ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS MURDER!
Bari Weiss made his home a target, and they killed Dr. Alareer, his sister, her 3 children, his brother and that brother's son.
Bari Weiss is a proud propagandist for racist murder.
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Just one of the many ways in which being an above-replacement-level lawyer means knowing what arguments not to make
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Just one of the many ways in which being an above-replacement-level lawyer means knowing what arguments not to make
I never thought all those wacky anglo-fash stories would come true in such an incredibly stupid way.
Imagine coming up with a proposal so stupid, so unworkable, so thoughtless, that it makes Robert Jenrick look sane by comparison.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Jury trials could be scrapped except in most serious cases
Only cases of alleged murder, rape or manslaughter will be decided by a jury under new proposals to cut court backlogs.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I never thought all those wacky anglo-fash stories would come true in such an incredibly stupid way.
This is very true. Being a leftist doesn't *have* to take up a large portion of your life, it just suddenly did for me for unrelated reasons.
I think a lot of people in the center genuinely mistake baseline leftists and progressives for like 60s era hippies instead of just boring professionals and blue collar workers who took Mr. Rogers shit seriously lol.
what?
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This is very true. Being a leftist doesn't *have* to take up a large portion of your life, it just suddenly did for me for unrelated reasons.
Kojimaposting
The Writer's Not At All Disguised Fetishes Which Still Carry Meaningful Societal Commentary And Reflect Deeper Personal Values Somehow
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Kojimaposting
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Labour are putting in place all of the tools and eliminating fundamental protections that will enable Reform to come in 2029 and govern in an overtly fascist and totalitarian way. No jury trials, digital ID, elimination of the ECHR etc. It feels intentional.
This will only end badly.
This will only end badly.
EXCLUSIVE: Jury trials to be scrapped in most cases to tackle court backlog - in @thetimes.com www.thetimes.com/uk/law/artic...
Jury trials to be scrapped in most cases to tackle court backlog
David Lammy, the justice secretary, is proposing that judges hear cases alone for crimes that could result in a sentence of up to five years
www.thetimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Labour are putting in place all of the tools and eliminating fundamental protections that will enable Reform to come in 2029 and govern in an overtly fascist and totalitarian way. No jury trials, digital ID, elimination of the ECHR etc. It feels intentional.
This will only end badly.
This will only end badly.
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Sen. Mark Kelly on MS NOW: "I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane. I've been nearly shot down multiple times … My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head, six people killed around her … We know what political violence is. And we know what causes it, too."
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Sen. Mark Kelly on MS NOW: "I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane. I've been nearly shot down multiple times … My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head, six people killed around her … We know what political violence is. And we know what causes it, too."
And we could do it all without raising taxes on average Americans, if we make sure millionaires and billionaires pay their dues.
Even Carville is budging. Economic populism works.
Cancel all medical + student debt. Raise the minimum wage. Prosecute Klarna/Afterpay. Build fast trains. Expand CTC/SS/SNAP/WIC/every social safety program in the nation. Medicare for All. Tax the rich. Do it all.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/o...
Cancel all medical + student debt. Raise the minimum wage. Prosecute Klarna/Afterpay. Build fast trains. Expand CTC/SS/SNAP/WIC/every social safety program in the nation. Medicare for All. Tax the rich. Do it all.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/o...
Opinion | James Carville: Out With Woke. In With Rage.
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
And we could do it all without raising taxes on average Americans, if we make sure millionaires and billionaires pay their dues.
I've always wanted to be a travelling storyteller so I think I'm set.
Trying to decide on a career for when the economy crashes and we return to the ancient times. I'm leaning toward soothsayer but I'm also open to banditry
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I've always wanted to be a travelling storyteller so I think I'm set.
I don't think they realize how bad the Vietnam War was for the presidents that supported it.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I don't think they realize how bad the Vietnam War was for the presidents that supported it.
I'm not seeing any denials on the South Sea Company, very suspicious.
In the memo, “Nvidia also responds to claims that the ‘current situation is analogous to historical accounting frauds (Enron, WorldCom, Lucent) that featured vendor financing and SPVs [special purpose vehicles.)’”
@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm not seeing any denials on the South Sea Company, very suspicious.
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Wow. Vitale wrote The End of Policing, advocating for community-based solutions for safety instead of policing.
I'm excited to announce that I have been asked to join the Mamdani Transition Team to work on community safety issues. A New Era for NYC.
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Wow. Vitale wrote The End of Policing, advocating for community-based solutions for safety instead of policing.
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Yeah, the way you fix this is by writing a book about a little guy going on an adventure or learning to crochet.
I promise you, the gaping maw of loneliness & a lack of purpose borne of the mismatch between the self you truly are & the one-size-fits-all mold of patriarchal masculinity will NOT be filled by subjecting a woman to pregnancy, childbirth, and unequal divisions of labor just so you can be a father.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Yeah, the way you fix this is by writing a book about a little guy going on an adventure or learning to crochet.
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This is exactly what the oligarchs want you to think.
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This is exactly what the oligarchs want you to think.