Will Myers
@billcaphil.bsky.social
Investigative reporter. Washington, DC. "Trynna get good..."
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Will Myers
@billcaphil.bsky.social
· Aug 25
a man in a suit and tie is saying let 's do it . it 's go time !
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying let 's do it . it 's go time !
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If anyone needs an investigative hack for oppo research/comms ideas, i do pro bono.
If you're thinking about trying journalism, happy to play uncle/champion. (Esp. if you don't look like me.)
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If you're thinking about trying journalism, happy to play uncle/champion. (Esp. if you don't look like me.)
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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i partially blame the hate readers for this. your sick fetish incentivizes the garbage
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i partially blame the hate readers for this. your sick fetish incentivizes the garbage
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This is so goddamned beautiful. Get ‘em, Charlotte.
Incredible video from Reddit (too large to upload the screencap). CBP agents attempt to detain a flower vendor and end up getting chased into a vacant lot by a crowd of teenagers. What a bunch of impotent sad sacks.
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This is so goddamned beautiful. Get ‘em, Charlotte.
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THE NICE GUYS (2016)
I like porn that challenges me to be a better person
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
THE NICE GUYS (2016)
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you have to be a pretty terrible fruit not to have a song named after you at this point
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
you have to be a pretty terrible fruit not to have a song named after you at this point
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Incredible video from Reddit (too large to upload the screencap). CBP agents attempt to detain a flower vendor and end up getting chased into a vacant lot by a crowd of teenagers. What a bunch of impotent sad sacks.
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Incredible video from Reddit (too large to upload the screencap). CBP agents attempt to detain a flower vendor and end up getting chased into a vacant lot by a crowd of teenagers. What a bunch of impotent sad sacks.
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
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Starting to think I'll never find two scuffed duffle bags full of $4.15M in non-sequential, worn $100 bills and be faced with what to do. Which is too bad, because I've got that scenario nailed.
February 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Starting to think I'll never find two scuffed duffle bags full of $4.15M in non-sequential, worn $100 bills and be faced with what to do. Which is too bad, because I've got that scenario nailed.
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If you’re media covering CBP in Charlotte, I would really recommend getting a dash cam.
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If you’re media covering CBP in Charlotte, I would really recommend getting a dash cam.
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Asked if he still has confidence in Chuck Schumer's leadership, Senator Chris Murphy replies: "Schumer is going to have to explain to us how we will run the caucus differently."
"We've got some hard conversations as a caucus moving forward."
"We've got some hard conversations as a caucus moving forward."
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Asked if he still has confidence in Chuck Schumer's leadership, Senator Chris Murphy replies: "Schumer is going to have to explain to us how we will run the caucus differently."
"We've got some hard conversations as a caucus moving forward."
"We've got some hard conversations as a caucus moving forward."
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every time some prominent man is like ‘but all men want to fuck 17 year olds! every last one!’ i feel just fucking empty man. because there’s no way to confirm it isn’t true is there? i can’t prove that all of civilization isn’t just an elaborate cover for men’s supposed desperation to fuck children
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
every time some prominent man is like ‘but all men want to fuck 17 year olds! every last one!’ i feel just fucking empty man. because there’s no way to confirm it isn’t true is there? i can’t prove that all of civilization isn’t just an elaborate cover for men’s supposed desperation to fuck children
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DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
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1/2 Someone asked me why my satirical conservative profile has her job listed as gay animal conversion therapy. This is why. 😉
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
1/2 Someone asked me why my satirical conservative profile has her job listed as gay animal conversion therapy. This is why. 😉
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Women typically outperform men in elections. Harris performed 4 points worse than Biden among men, but 7 points worse among women.
The cynical co-option of feminism by elites paves the way for fascism by undermining the credibility of egalitarian politics.
The cynical co-option of feminism by elites paves the way for fascism by undermining the credibility of egalitarian politics.
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Women typically outperform men in elections. Harris performed 4 points worse than Biden among men, but 7 points worse among women.
The cynical co-option of feminism by elites paves the way for fascism by undermining the credibility of egalitarian politics.
The cynical co-option of feminism by elites paves the way for fascism by undermining the credibility of egalitarian politics.
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I'm happy to pay school taxes BECAUSE I don't have kids.
Fund the shit out of those things.
Force everyone to send their kids there.
Keep'm open for the summer.
The more programs schools have, the more time they're there and the less I gotta deal with those little shits in public.
Fund the shit out of those things.
Force everyone to send their kids there.
Keep'm open for the summer.
The more programs schools have, the more time they're there and the less I gotta deal with those little shits in public.
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm happy to pay school taxes BECAUSE I don't have kids.
Fund the shit out of those things.
Force everyone to send their kids there.
Keep'm open for the summer.
The more programs schools have, the more time they're there and the less I gotta deal with those little shits in public.
Fund the shit out of those things.
Force everyone to send their kids there.
Keep'm open for the summer.
The more programs schools have, the more time they're there and the less I gotta deal with those little shits in public.
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some notable things in this excellent Bloomberg story - www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
how much of it connects through Harvard, and how many of these people are now in the AI field.
how much of it connects through Harvard, and how many of these people are now in the AI field.
Jeffrey Epstein Leaned on His Elite Network for Help as Investigators Closed In
A cache of 18,000 messages shows the elite support the disgraced financier got in his “hour of terror.”
www.bloomberg.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
some notable things in this excellent Bloomberg story - www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
how much of it connects through Harvard, and how many of these people are now in the AI field.
how much of it connects through Harvard, and how many of these people are now in the AI field.
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The US becoming an authoritarian state and you’re concerned about me being concerned about the skincare routine of two podcast hosts?
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The US becoming an authoritarian state and you’re concerned about me being concerned about the skincare routine of two podcast hosts?
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If you have a man tell him I said stfu
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you have a man tell him I said stfu
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Seriously, it must be nice to have someone you care for stick up for you when you stand up to Trump
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Seriously, it must be nice to have someone you care for stick up for you when you stand up to Trump
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We are living inextremely harsh conditions
Mybaby suffer anemia
Myfamily homeless,hungry,sick
🚨We need £500 to buy food, medicine for today
✅Verified by @mommunism.bsky.social
✅Verified by@gazavetters,my number verified list(#544)✅
Plshelp us💔🙏
tinyurl.com/Support-my-f...
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Please help if you can
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why the fuck am i not a wizard. this fucking sucks
May 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
why the fuck am i not a wizard. this fucking sucks
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Great party, isn't it?
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Great party, isn't it?
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable