Bama Will
@bamawill06.bsky.social
Hometown hated, tastefully inappropriate, third thing. I get paid to be fat.
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Grow your garden and help others tend to theirs when you can. We’re all we’ve got.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Grow your garden and help others tend to theirs when you can. We’re all we’ve got.
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Everything should be less stupid
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Everything should be less stupid
They should’ve had her fight and beat a trans woman… oh who am I kidding they don’t care about women’s sports
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
They should’ve had her fight and beat a trans woman… oh who am I kidding they don’t care about women’s sports
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Big ”wait till next year when we’re good because we had a preseason top 10 ranking and now you’re 3-6” energy
Posted at 7:25, screenshot taken just now. Everyone’s getting $2k dividend apparently haha
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Big ”wait till next year when we’re good because we had a preseason top 10 ranking and now you’re 3-6” energy
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here’s the thing that oates nailed in tweeting about elon:
all of these tech bros with brain poisoning aren’t doing what they do to advance culture or the human race. it’s purely vanity. they are devoid of depth.
any compliments paid are a means to an end.
a collection of soulless creeps.
all of these tech bros with brain poisoning aren’t doing what they do to advance culture or the human race. it’s purely vanity. they are devoid of depth.
any compliments paid are a means to an end.
a collection of soulless creeps.
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
here’s the thing that oates nailed in tweeting about elon:
all of these tech bros with brain poisoning aren’t doing what they do to advance culture or the human race. it’s purely vanity. they are devoid of depth.
any compliments paid are a means to an end.
a collection of soulless creeps.
all of these tech bros with brain poisoning aren’t doing what they do to advance culture or the human race. it’s purely vanity. they are devoid of depth.
any compliments paid are a means to an end.
a collection of soulless creeps.
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I never paid attention so today I learned that there was a national outcry over the fact that there was no pumpkin in pumpkin spice latte and ARE PEOPLE FUCKING STUPID?
PUMPKIN SPICE HAS NO PUMPKIN IN IT
PUMPKIN SPICE IS WHAT YOU PUT IN PUMPKIN
PUMPKIN SPICE HAS NO PUMPKIN IN IT
PUMPKIN SPICE IS WHAT YOU PUT IN PUMPKIN
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I never paid attention so today I learned that there was a national outcry over the fact that there was no pumpkin in pumpkin spice latte and ARE PEOPLE FUCKING STUPID?
PUMPKIN SPICE HAS NO PUMPKIN IN IT
PUMPKIN SPICE IS WHAT YOU PUT IN PUMPKIN
PUMPKIN SPICE HAS NO PUMPKIN IN IT
PUMPKIN SPICE IS WHAT YOU PUT IN PUMPKIN
Sadly I do not smell like bourbon, but thankfully I also don’t smell heavily of patchouli with a hint of body odor
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Sadly I do not smell like bourbon, but thankfully I also don’t smell heavily of patchouli with a hint of body odor
Had a Waffle House breakfast date with a total cutie then went home to lay down and listen to my stomach make wholly unnatural sounds. Now to go bday shopping for my kids!
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Had a Waffle House breakfast date with a total cutie then went home to lay down and listen to my stomach make wholly unnatural sounds. Now to go bday shopping for my kids!
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Hired a bouncer for the house.
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Hired a bouncer for the house.
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
Bluesky needs more Bama Hoops content iyam
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Bluesky needs more Bama Hoops content iyam
lol BOB broke BC
Boston College is an underrated candidate for worst P4 team this year. I mean, it's still Oklahoma State. But I'm currently watching Bill O'Brien berate his offense as they sit on a crisp 2.5 yards per play through almost a quarter
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
lol BOB broke BC
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oh wow what a framing shift I wonder what changed
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
oh wow what a framing shift I wonder what changed
Texas Tech band carrying flags for other Big XII schools is cringey. Is that a conference-wide thing?
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Texas Tech band carrying flags for other Big XII schools is cringey. Is that a conference-wide thing?
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why shoot my shot when i can shit myself. wait
November 7, 2025 at 8:54 AM
why shoot my shot when i can shit myself. wait
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LOOK.
I AM
SICK
OF
MY
SHIT
TOO.
I AM
SICK
OF
MY
SHIT
TOO.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
LOOK.
I AM
SICK
OF
MY
SHIT
TOO.
I AM
SICK
OF
MY
SHIT
TOO.
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making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us
A little bothered by the fact that more of my friends don’t appreciate Little Bubby Child
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A little bothered by the fact that more of my friends don’t appreciate Little Bubby Child
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Once again I am asking commenters making some variation of “you deserve this” to remember that Trump supporters are only 37% of the adult population; that several areas of Alabama went heavily for Harris, and that those areas by and large are the ones suffering most from the White House’s policies.
Via Anna Barrett: Alabamians could see major surges in the cost of Affordable Care Act (ACA) plans without enhanced tax credits for ACA premiums, which lie at the center of the federal government shutdown. https://ow.ly/IzP850XnvyG
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Once again I am asking commenters making some variation of “you deserve this” to remember that Trump supporters are only 37% of the adult population; that several areas of Alabama went heavily for Harris, and that those areas by and large are the ones suffering most from the White House’s policies.
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Just want to get on the record that I have not seen anybody of that name commit any sort of crime, felony or otherwise
OMG What Marvin Harrison Jr did to Daron Bland should be a felony
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just want to get on the record that I have not seen anybody of that name commit any sort of crime, felony or otherwise
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Don't read to much into this. New Yorkers just really hate old men with nipple rings.
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Don't read to much into this. New Yorkers just really hate old men with nipple rings.
Only in the Heart of Dixie
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Only in the Heart of Dixie
These chuck eyes are going to make some folks very happy
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
These chuck eyes are going to make some folks very happy
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SECOND ANNIVERSARY OF FOOTBALL POSSUM
LET HER PLAY
LET HER PLAY
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
SECOND ANNIVERSARY OF FOOTBALL POSSUM
LET HER PLAY
LET HER PLAY
Finally got my own space after 25 months of navigating divorce, and 31 months of starting a new career at 40. Now to figure out this damn TV…
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Finally got my own space after 25 months of navigating divorce, and 31 months of starting a new career at 40. Now to figure out this damn TV…