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Birmingham’s worst twitter account. Occasional bad takes. Suffering Lifelong Gamecock
Afternoon
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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This is wild right

Just. Wow.
"The Donald Trump administration has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks, removing two holidays celebrating Black people and adding the president’s birthday."
National parks change prioritizes Trump birthday over days honoring Black people
Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
www.sfgate.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 AM
The call is coming from inside the house
DON Jr: It's almost like the pipebombs were the backup plan if they didn't get what they wanted out of January 6, which to me seems like a very clear setup operation

KASH PATEL: You're absolutely right
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oh this is the pastor todd assholes my family back home “enjoys”
MAGA evangelist Mario Murillo declares that "you are full of the devil if you vote for any Democrat": "You are literally spitting on the grave of the apostles, if you in any way, shape, or form have anything to do with voting for [Democrats]." www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Brain worms
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
MJ walking like he’s on the way to the cage to cash in his chips
Michael Jordan and Bob Jenkins have arrived.
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Get in loser, we’re going to murder every sea lion
Another fascinating MGP side quest
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Research the Live Nation and OVG connection for funsies
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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If you are wealthy in Trump’s America, you can commit any crime you want with zero consequences. www.cnn.com/2025/12/03/p...
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This guy is a bird band fluffer right
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I went 2-0 as a high school powderpuff coach running nothing but the triple option and slant routes

Hire me
Which one of you is coaching Penn State?
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Is your head coach's girlfriend filing FOIA requests on your school's top comms official a good look? Asking for a friend
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Wait

Wrestlemania at Allegiant and Phish at the Sphere on the same weekend in Vegas?

Whew
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Here for this pettiness
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Bonnaroo lineup is mid
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Spend the time here ⬇️
You have to understand what a difficult problem the military has here.

This is going to be a thread...

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From a strategic perspective, I'm struck by how the Trump administration seems to view its strategy as using 'red states' to hold down 'blue states' but the actual gap between Illinois and Texas is fairly small - IL is D+6, TX is R+6 or so. These aren't even 55/45 states, they're both 53/47 states.
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
We’re going to use AI to fake a president

Sounds interesting
I’m sorry to share this fucknut’s fuckery but… is he just dropped in using Photoshop?
December 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
A perfect brain?
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
17 trees? I was told all Bluesky uses hated Christmas
Oh, we doing this?

These are four of the five we have in mom’s downstairs area.

There will be SEVENTEEN trees in this house by the time we are done with the whole thing.
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Ok but what if the president was part of a conspiracy to traffic 400 tons of cocaine from that country into our country?
Reporter: You have made so clear how you want to keep drugs out of the US—

Trump: Right

Reporter: Can you explain why you would pardon a notorious drug trafficker?

Trump: If somebody sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM