NFLGimpy
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"The Sports Dad who roasts with style. NFLGimpy serves up sports commentary with a side of Dad humor--extra crispy" according to some AI bot.
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nflgimpy.bsky.social
how the hell did you even find that? I had to zoom in and look where Bama is just to see the little old logo T
nflgimpy.bsky.social
Kick the FG right now Bills
nflgimpy.bsky.social
Second foot clearly out. No catch
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natepatrin.bsky.social
things bullets say
brocktoon.bsky.social
Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.
nflgimpy.bsky.social
A high percentage of classics are trash compared to modern literature. They're only classics because of a lack of competition.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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mattbrown.bsky.social
BREAKING NEWS:

The Texas A&M police department confirms to Extra Points that the sandwich in question was “a pimento cheese” sandwich.
celebrityhottub.bsky.social
look I know journalism is a dying industry

but I want sandwich details goddammit
nowbacktome.bsky.social
If you still have Twitter the TAMUpolice account is gold during the games. Case in point dude had a water jug of whiskey and a BAC .337 how was he not dead?
nflgimpy.bsky.social
Ryan Baer's celebration is the icing on the cake
nflgimpy.bsky.social
If you want to know what it's like to work with me, a coworker flew into Philly then headed to Delaware. I checked in how she liked PA and she said she's already in Delaware.

I promptly showed her the @sickoscommittee.org Big Delaware and informed her she's still in PA.
nflgimpy.bsky.social
Eagles. Just watch what Calcaterra does in the run game. He's a massive liability as a blocker.
nflgimpy.bsky.social
Jets do have a longer history of it. Titans coasted for a few years on Bud Adams' work but once Strunk started hiring/firing, it all went downhill fast.
nflgimpy.bsky.social
The Titans are a lowkey contender for worst run franchise. Amy Adams Strunks sucks at this. Classic case of a kid who has no idea how to handle what their parent built.
theathletic.com
BREAKING: The Titans have fired head coach Brian Callahan, the team announced.

He leaves Tennessee with a 4-19 overall record.
nflgimpy.bsky.social
Pitt #27!
espnbillc.bsky.social
The SP+ top 40 if there were no priors involved. All hail our Red Raider and Hoosier overlords (and LSU's top-ranked defense)!
nflgimpy.bsky.social
I'm strongly tempted to see if I can pull off getting a Jay Paterno interview
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mattfortuna.bsky.social
For more on Drew Allar’s injury, Jay Paterno is available for comment:
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dirtbagqueer.rocks
brian flores is the most vindicated coach in league history
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markharris.bsky.social
Quick question: If the Republicans are right, and someone is paying millions and millions of us to protest, and has done it hundreds of other times, and they STILL can't figure out who's funding us, aren't they way too stupid to hold office?
atrupar.com
Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."
nflgimpy.bsky.social
I still can't believe FSU couldn't get pressure with 4 rushers. Mason had clean pockets consistently.

I think FSU is a poorly coached defense.
nflgimpy.bsky.social
such a truly wonderful joke. The Simpsons always did a great job with jokes that go a completely direction than you expected. You're expecting Homer to be an idiot/ignorant there and nope, he's actually observant.
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rodger.bsky.social
The people in charge of college football spent years claiming any amount of paying players would allow the biggest programs in the sport to dominate harder than ever, and then it became legal to pay players and we instantly got unprecedented parity. I’ll never forget it!
espnbillc.bsky.social
Week 8 SP+ ratings, 2019 vs. 2025. The top 8 teams are a combined 23.4 points worse today, and No. 9-25 are a combined 29.4 points better. 🤌
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nflgimpy.bsky.social
Hey friends. It's my 40th birthday next weekend and I'm organizing a Cuse watch party at Velum Fermentation.

I'd love to see yinz. Hit me up for details.
nflgimpy.bsky.social
My wife just said divorce worthy words to me:

"I think we need to turn on the heat."

Fellas, advice? Is it over?