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I'm sticking with this
My complete guess of a take is Kiffin is 100% returning to Ole Miss and they're deliberately screwing over Florida and LSU by pretending otherwise for as long as possible.
This week's Coaching Carousel Notebook:
- The latest with Lane Kiffin
- What I'm hearing on almost every other search, from Auburn to UAB
- Buyout fatigue?
- Incentives galore
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
- The latest with Lane Kiffin
- What I'm hearing on almost every other search, from Auburn to UAB
- Buyout fatigue?
- Incentives galore
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I'm sticking with this
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For real though. Chaos is great but having to watch a bad 7-5 Duke team in a conference title game while an actual good team sits home because of tiebreaker minutiae is just bad
This might be an unpopular take ... but if I'm the ACC and Cal upsets SMU, I override the tiebreakers and put Miami in the ACC championship game against Virginia.
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
For real though. Chaos is great but having to watch a bad 7-5 Duke team in a conference title game while an actual good team sits home because of tiebreaker minutiae is just bad
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In various computer ratings, 7-5 Duke is like the 10th best team in the ACC, about two touchdowns worse than 10-2 Miami. Virginia is like fourth. This might be the new most ACC thing that has ever happened
(Duke would be a ~20-point underdog in a CFP game at A&M/Oregon/Ole Miss. JMU more like 15)
(Duke would be a ~20-point underdog in a CFP game at A&M/Oregon/Ole Miss. JMU more like 15)
Cal leads SMU 17-7 and Virginia leads VT 14-0, both in the first half.
If the current scores hold.... it would be a Virginia-Duke ACC championship game and open up a potential second G5 bid.
If the current scores hold.... it would be a Virginia-Duke ACC championship game and open up a potential second G5 bid.
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
In various computer ratings, 7-5 Duke is like the 10th best team in the ACC, about two touchdowns worse than 10-2 Miami. Virginia is like fourth. This might be the new most ACC thing that has ever happened
(Duke would be a ~20-point underdog in a CFP game at A&M/Oregon/Ole Miss. JMU more like 15)
(Duke would be a ~20-point underdog in a CFP game at A&M/Oregon/Ole Miss. JMU more like 15)
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This might be an unpopular take ... but if I'm the ACC and Cal upsets SMU, I override the tiebreakers and put Miami in the ACC championship game against Virginia.
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This might be an unpopular take ... but if I'm the ACC and Cal upsets SMU, I override the tiebreakers and put Miami in the ACC championship game against Virginia.
Virginia Tech has more punts (6) than first downs (4).
I think we can conclude UVA's 17-0 lead late in the third is plenty.
I think we can conclude UVA's 17-0 lead late in the third is plenty.
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Virginia Tech has more punts (6) than first downs (4).
I think we can conclude UVA's 17-0 lead late in the third is plenty.
I think we can conclude UVA's 17-0 lead late in the third is plenty.
ACC needs to make a simple tie breaker adjustment
1 head to head. This is how it always should be.
2 playoff ranking. None of this common opponent bullshit.
1 head to head. This is how it always should be.
2 playoff ranking. None of this common opponent bullshit.
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
ACC needs to make a simple tie breaker adjustment
1 head to head. This is how it always should be.
2 playoff ranking. None of this common opponent bullshit.
1 head to head. This is how it always should be.
2 playoff ranking. None of this common opponent bullshit.
There's a possibility a conference ends up with 3 undefeated teams in conference play.
B1G could've had it if USC didn't suck. USC didn't play Ohio State or Indiana.
B1G could've had it if USC didn't suck. USC didn't play Ohio State or Indiana.
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
There's a possibility a conference ends up with 3 undefeated teams in conference play.
B1G could've had it if USC didn't suck. USC didn't play Ohio State or Indiana.
B1G could've had it if USC didn't suck. USC didn't play Ohio State or Indiana.
Duke and UVA are unquestionably not even top 4 ACC teams.
(Miami, Pitt, GT, SMU)
(Miami, Pitt, GT, SMU)
Cal leads SMU 17-7 and Virginia leads VT 14-0, both in the first half.
If the current scores hold.... it would be a Virginia-Duke ACC championship game and open up a potential second G5 bid.
If the current scores hold.... it would be a Virginia-Duke ACC championship game and open up a potential second G5 bid.
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Duke and UVA are unquestionably not even top 4 ACC teams.
(Miami, Pitt, GT, SMU)
(Miami, Pitt, GT, SMU)
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Utah fan from last week called back
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Utah fan from last week called back
Fuck this fucking shit
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November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Fuck this fucking shit
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Achievement unlocked! 2025 Florida State is now the first non-bowl team since 2007 ULM to have beaten Alabama.
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Achievement unlocked! 2025 Florida State is now the first non-bowl team since 2007 ULM to have beaten Alabama.
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he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes
RIP Miami's at large bid chances.
They need one of these two scenarios to make the ACCCG
They need one of these two scenarios to make the ACCCG
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
RIP Miami's at large bid chances.
They need one of these two scenarios to make the ACCCG
They need one of these two scenarios to make the ACCCG
An Oklahoma loss opens the at large bid door for Miami.
They're currently #12, but 2 autobids are outside of the top 12 (ACC and G5 champ). They need to pass 2 teams somehow.
They're currently #12, but 2 autobids are outside of the top 12 (ACC and G5 champ). They need to pass 2 teams somehow.
Mateer throws a THIRD interception, this one inside the LSU 10-yard line.
Oklahoma is in TROUBLE
Oklahoma is in TROUBLE
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
An Oklahoma loss opens the at large bid door for Miami.
They're currently #12, but 2 autobids are outside of the top 12 (ACC and G5 champ). They need to pass 2 teams somehow.
They're currently #12, but 2 autobids are outside of the top 12 (ACC and G5 champ). They need to pass 2 teams somehow.
The ACC should really wants Duke to lose right now. It opens the door for Miami to sneak into the ACCCG.
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The ACC should really wants Duke to lose right now. It opens the door for Miami to sneak into the ACCCG.
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If anyone still needs gift ideas after Black Friday
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If anyone still needs gift ideas after Black Friday
Give up punt. Fuck this
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Give up punt. Fuck this
Targeting on Miami on second. No call
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Targeting on Miami on second. No call
Reality: Miami and ND are clearly better than Pitt. Louisville is roughly equal and WVU was our classic shit the bed game.
Next year this team can make a playoff run with the right OL acquisitions
Next year this team can make a playoff run with the right OL acquisitions
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Reality: Miami and ND are clearly better than Pitt. Louisville is roughly equal and WVU was our classic shit the bed game.
Next year this team can make a playoff run with the right OL acquisitions
Next year this team can make a playoff run with the right OL acquisitions
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Am I allowed to say that Pitt is doing some dumb shit; but the refs are also looking to give every fucking break to Miami?
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Am I allowed to say that Pitt is doing some dumb shit; but the refs are also looking to give every fucking break to Miami?