“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
It’s not happening.
It’s not.
(Short pause)
(Longer pause)
But man… if it did…
It’s not happening.
It’s not.
(Short pause)
(Longer pause)
But man… if it did…
WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT
WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT
Knowles was the DC for last year's national title at OSU. Broyles Award semifinalist every year from 2021-24. (ESPN 1st)
She’s like “what do you normally get?”
“A 4x4”
Yes, it’s not on the menu. Yes, they know what it is.
She’s like “what do you normally get?”
“A 4x4”
Yes, it’s not on the menu. Yes, they know what it is.
Tomato can after tomato can, except for maybe Pitt.
"We had one of the most dominant 10-game runs in the history of college football."
Tomato can after tomato can, except for maybe Pitt.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
I didn’t think you had it in you, Josh.
Bring me…hmmm.
I didn’t think you had it in you, Josh.
Bring me…hmmm.
One day someone more talented than me is going to fully parody “Night Moves” into “Night Ham”
Guess this is gonna be night ham for sure
One day someone more talented than me is going to fully parody “Night Moves” into “Night Ham”
Baseball is so far up its own ass.
Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Gary Sheffield and Fernando Valenzuela each got less than 5 votes
Baseball is so far up its own ass.
“Name a celebrity”
Mom: “John Wayne”
Niece: “Lil’ Wayne?”
Mom: “No. John Wayne.”
Niece: Are they the same person?
Me, laughing hysterically and they don’t know why.
“Name a celebrity”
Mom: “John Wayne”
Niece: “Lil’ Wayne?”
Mom: “No. John Wayne.”
Niece: Are they the same person?
Me, laughing hysterically and they don’t know why.