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Zach 🐷🤠
@zrau.bsky.social
2.2K followers 940 following 11K posts
Same old blues, just a different day. World’s okayest tailgater, LSU alum, amateur cook, bad fly fisherman, aspiring endurance sport idiot. Chances are I’ve given you a beer and a plate of food. Views are mine. YNWA. #DVATailgating
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · Jan 15
FUN FACT: if you run roughly six miles at a 10:40/mi pace, you can listen to “It’s All Coming Back to Me” by Celine Dion approximately eight and a half times.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 3h
You and @schmadvertising.bsky.social make at least two people that have had them
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 3h
Are y’all aware of the “your shirt is your ticket” promotion they did for when it premiered?
A Dick Tracy t-shirt that says Admit One for the Dick Tracy movie
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 7h
I got a pizza
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 8h
After yesterday’s gameday effort and this morning’s run, I would like to eat something big and dumb today
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 8h
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 9h
Brian Kelly loves State College
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 9h
Fell asleep and James Franklin is fired, I’m not cut out for this modern sports media environment, tough scene.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 11h
Some things from KSK will never die
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 11h
The Commanders fans at the game I went to last year were mostly fine, but yeah, especially because many think the city is an excuse to be one’s worst self
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 11h
TAWMMY FRAHM QUINZEE FAHCKIN KNEW IT WAS ALL BRADY AND THAT FACKIN BELICHICK COULDNT COACH FAH SHIT A white shirtless man in the snow stands with a beanie on and his arms outstretched
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 15h
It was so nice to pivot away from the jambalaya flavor profile and stretch the legs a little bit this week. The crowd killed like 90% of this pot, it had 35 lbs. of pork in it!
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 1d
Getting there
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
Not a particularly fun game but I’m happy for Carla.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
“We have to win tonight man, it’s Tiger-fucking-Stadium.”

-Carla, a woman from South Africa who adopted LSU fandom three years ago because her girlfriend is from Baton Rouge. I met her this afternoon and I already love her dearly.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
WELL AWARE OWL
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
I want to say LSU is basically Spicy Iowa, but it would be a cold day in hell before Iowa passed the ball in plus territory up 7 with five minutes to play.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
“Congratulations, you’ve won free Raising Cane’s for an entire year” is a statement that sounds congratulatory but is a threat at best and a punishment at worst.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
LSU just transitioned from its usual veteran recognition segment where they played Lee Greenwood or something and then immediately transitioned into “LISTEN TO THIS TRACK [redacted],” if they had played the unedited version I might have broken a rib laughing.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
It’s her first game in Tiger Stadium, we have to!
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We must win for Carla!
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
She LOVED it, I was stoked to hear her say that.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
If you don’t think college football is one of the most beautiful things in the world, that’s a you problem and I can’t help you.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
“We have to win tonight man, it’s Tiger-fucking-Stadium.”

-Carla, a woman from South Africa who adopted LSU fandom three years ago because her girlfriend is from Baton Rouge. I met her this afternoon and I already love her dearly.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
Tiger isn’t anatomically correct, 0/10, do better.
The backside of Mardi Gras Mike, which is lacking a huge set of balls
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
An MTSU Senior Day 2023 license plate that reads “DVA TAILGATING” next to a clock reading 8:03 on a piece of plywood above a sign that says “every second counts”
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 2d
Used a supermarket ad to try and catch the pork I needed at a deep discount, didn’t check the date and bought twin pack of pork butt that was weeks old, that’s the last time I try to be fiscally responsible. Based Costco got me though.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 2d
Why struggle meal when enormous Walmart deli sandwiches are only $7
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 2d
Took a break from chopping only for Benny to assert dominance, I’m not respected enough in my own house.
Bearded white man dismayed over the shih tzu standing on his chest
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