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@dude3000.bsky.social
Calmer than you are. Ok, not really.
Don't like my posts. It only encourages me.
Don't like my posts. It only encourages me.
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it does seem like we may be underrating a bit the possibility that Trumpworld fucks up the Worrier Dividend, which I imagine might have the opposite of the intended effect
I'm not going to touch on the legality of this, or the ethics, but just as someone who knows a little bit about how long processing all that paperwork would take...fucking how, exactly?
In a nationwide address that major US TV networks are carrying live, President Trump announces 1,450,000 military members will receive a "warrior dividend" of $1776 before Christmas.
December 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
it does seem like we may be underrating a bit the possibility that Trumpworld fucks up the Worrier Dividend, which I imagine might have the opposite of the intended effect
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I love you Powderhorn/ Ward 9 ❤️
December 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I love you Powderhorn/ Ward 9 ❤️
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One Battle After Another is on HBO Max Friday, just in time for legions of boomer parents to be subjected to the first five minutes and get audibly mad
December 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
One Battle After Another is on HBO Max Friday, just in time for legions of boomer parents to be subjected to the first five minutes and get audibly mad
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"Don't worry, it'll fail in the senate." Ancient cis proverb
December 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"Don't worry, it'll fail in the senate." Ancient cis proverb
just got a message that dick's is out for delivery
December 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
just got a message that dick's is out for delivery
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a lord of the rings cover band called The Band(alf)
a lord of the rings cover band called Shire Straits
a lord of the rings cover band called My Life With The Mithrill Kill Kult
December 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
a lord of the rings cover band called The Band(alf)
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Can't spell "Monroe Doctrine" without m-o-r-o-n-i-c
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Can't spell "Monroe Doctrine" without m-o-r-o-n-i-c
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Americans that are like “my religion is Norse paganism” are so funny. You just picked that one day. No dude there’s no way you actually believe in Thor or whatever and you didn’t get it culturally from your parents. Your family tree is a long line of Lutherans and grass eaters, you’re not a viking.
December 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Americans that are like “my religion is Norse paganism” are so funny. You just picked that one day. No dude there’s no way you actually believe in Thor or whatever and you didn’t get it culturally from your parents. Your family tree is a long line of Lutherans and grass eaters, you’re not a viking.
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This morning’s super-orange sunrise over the Mill District and Washington Ave in Minneapolis
December 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
This morning’s super-orange sunrise over the Mill District and Washington Ave in Minneapolis
the new (to me) hotness
December 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
the new (to me) hotness
fuck this was a post about parenting choices
my bad
my bad
I bet being right, coupled with the attention from all the strangers who agree with you, feels a million times better than spending time with your kids.
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/re...
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/re...
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
www.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
fuck this was a post about parenting choices
my bad
my bad
I bet being right, coupled with the attention from all the strangers who agree with you, feels a million times better than spending time with your kids.
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/re...
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/re...
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
www.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I bet being right, coupled with the attention from all the strangers who agree with you, feels a million times better than spending time with your kids.
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/re...
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/re...
also: if your complaint is actually about car culture, just complain about car culture. of course people who are fully bought into car culture are going to make parenting choices in that context.
POSITED:
1. People's negative opinions about others' parenting choices are boring and add nothing of value to anything.
2. People's thoughts on others' negative opinions about others' parenting choices are almost always boring and add nothing of value to anything.
1. People's negative opinions about others' parenting choices are boring and add nothing of value to anything.
2. People's thoughts on others' negative opinions about others' parenting choices are almost always boring and add nothing of value to anything.
December 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
also: if your complaint is actually about car culture, just complain about car culture. of course people who are fully bought into car culture are going to make parenting choices in that context.
POSITED:
1. People's negative opinions about others' parenting choices are boring and add nothing of value to anything.
2. People's thoughts on others' negative opinions about others' parenting choices are almost always boring and add nothing of value to anything.
1. People's negative opinions about others' parenting choices are boring and add nothing of value to anything.
2. People's thoughts on others' negative opinions about others' parenting choices are almost always boring and add nothing of value to anything.
December 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
POSITED:
1. People's negative opinions about others' parenting choices are boring and add nothing of value to anything.
2. People's thoughts on others' negative opinions about others' parenting choices are almost always boring and add nothing of value to anything.
1. People's negative opinions about others' parenting choices are boring and add nothing of value to anything.
2. People's thoughts on others' negative opinions about others' parenting choices are almost always boring and add nothing of value to anything.
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sometimes i wonder why parents do something that strikes me as illogical but i put a big control board on my computer with heavy duty industrial switches labeled "are you sure you want to ask this" "are you really sure" "really really" etc that prevent me from posting until i've flipped all of them
December 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
sometimes i wonder why parents do something that strikes me as illogical but i put a big control board on my computer with heavy duty industrial switches labeled "are you sure you want to ask this" "are you really sure" "really really" etc that prevent me from posting until i've flipped all of them
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The wealthiest 20 Americans increased their net worth from $1.3 trillion to $3 trillion in just the last five years.
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The wealthiest 20 Americans increased their net worth from $1.3 trillion to $3 trillion in just the last five years.
Stephen Spielberg: I'm going to release an IMAX movie in 2026 about communicating with God.
Christopher Nolan: Yeah, me too. I also did one of those a few years ago.
Christopher Nolan: Yeah, me too. I also did one of those a few years ago.
December 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Stephen Spielberg: I'm going to release an IMAX movie in 2026 about communicating with God.
Christopher Nolan: Yeah, me too. I also did one of those a few years ago.
Christopher Nolan: Yeah, me too. I also did one of those a few years ago.
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Again, anti-wokeness is a backlash to integration of white collar work. Only white men are allowed to have prestigious jobs otherwise it's unfair bsky.app/profile/mike...
Wow, the horror. Completely shut out of an industry that … promoted him to senior reporter by 40
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Again, anti-wokeness is a backlash to integration of white collar work. Only white men are allowed to have prestigious jobs otherwise it's unfair bsky.app/profile/mike...
Cc: @amyklobuchar.com: Your vote sucks.
Drawing a line at moderate Dem support for measures that hurt, either directly or through exclusion, trans people is not making perfect the enemy of good. It's setting a floor for what constitutes good.
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Cc: @amyklobuchar.com: Your vote sucks.
Drawing a line at moderate Dem support for measures that hurt, either directly or through exclusion, trans people is not making perfect the enemy of good. It's setting a floor for what constitutes good.
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Drawing a line at moderate Dem support for measures that hurt, either directly or through exclusion, trans people is not making perfect the enemy of good. It's setting a floor for what constitutes good.
what if frogs had wings? what if my aunt had balls?
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
what if frogs had wings? what if my aunt had balls?
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We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
Having a weird Learned League season. Not only am I well above my normal Q% and have the second-lowest CAA, I'm doing it in Rundle C
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Having a weird Learned League season. Not only am I well above my normal Q% and have the second-lowest CAA, I'm doing it in Rundle C
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No one’s rich like Gaston
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
No one’s rich like Gaston
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
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It's time for another round of Weird Thing I am Genuinely Annoyed About:
Trump won't have to see how happy everyone is when he dies.
Trump won't have to see how happy everyone is when he dies.
December 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It's time for another round of Weird Thing I am Genuinely Annoyed About:
Trump won't have to see how happy everyone is when he dies.
Trump won't have to see how happy everyone is when he dies.