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Calmer than you are. Ok, not really.

Don't like my posts. It only encourages me.
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It's wild, but whistles that cost less than a dollar have been an effective tool in Chicago and other places for alerting people to the presence of ICE/Nazis. Want to help distribute, purchase or 3-D print whistles in Minneapolis? Here's the info you need!
MSP Whistle Hubs, rolling out this week!

Do you want to host a whistle hub for your neighborhood? Or are you a 3D printer hobbyist who wants to donate whistles to hubs?

Find out more and sign up here:
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December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
real ones know
December 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Everything in this thread is true
Minnesota cities as Muppets:

Stillwater:
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
And especially not in executing no-knock warrants. He promises!
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey said Tuesday that Minneapolis police officers, many of whom are Somali Americans, "will not collaborate with any federal agency" doing immigration enforcement.
December 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The For of War? The Errol Morris doc in which Bob McNamara describes his war crimes while looking directly at the camera.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
sweden to churches: make a HABIT of keeping an eye on nuns bearing kishka
⚡️ Sweden is warning churches to steer clear of Belarusian nuns tied to Russia’s military intelligence.

🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
well that's an unconventional espionage tactic
⚡️ Sweden is warning churches to steer clear of Belarusian nuns tied to Russia’s military intelligence.

🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Told my doctor I was ready for my colonoscopy. He said I was full of shit.
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Do you ever think about the bean budget for Double Dare?
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Do your kids love Keepy Uppy? Well now they can enjoy a game of Stayey Downy with thos lovable Heeler pups!
Finally your children can beat those dogs
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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that's what i said now
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Armando Iannucci eat your heart out.
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If they do this too many times, The Resistance is going to die of priapism.
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Trumps Stands By Tariffs; Costco Tells Administration to CIT Down
Costco has sued the Trump administration, asking the Court of International Trade to consider all tariffs collected under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act unlawful.
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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ill be damned
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Forgot about this and how much it slaps.
legit, if you like wutang & fugazi, this is a mashup album done so incredibly & respectfully well

it’s held up so incredibly well over time

on.soundcloud.com/kZShYFZoamGj...
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
He's going to have another kid and name him T-Lane like he named the first one Knox.
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
*completely missing the point of the OU essay thing* lol this is what happens when you throw money at any old national merit scholar that breathes
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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