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@dude3000.bsky.social
Calmer than you are. Ok, not really.
Don't like my posts. It only encourages me.
Don't like my posts. It only encourages me.
*sighs* you know me all too well, online tinned fish purveyor
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
*sighs* you know me all too well, online tinned fish purveyor
not the first time a lesser son of a famous football last name ran up the middle in a fourth quarter against texas a&m
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
not the first time a lesser son of a famous football last name ran up the middle in a fourth quarter against texas a&m
My mom, the ornament-giver, likes to make sure Texas is represented on our Christmas tree
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My mom, the ornament-giver, likes to make sure Texas is represented on our Christmas tree
we have turkey in the oven. should have trussed that breast roast better
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
we have turkey in the oven. should have trussed that breast roast better
appropriate holiday viewing
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
appropriate holiday viewing
taking @athensgrease.bsky.social's lead and refusing to let a urinal override a good fit and good lighting
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
taking @athensgrease.bsky.social's lead and refusing to let a urinal override a good fit and good lighting
![screengrab text:
We’re loading up the menu with warm, cozy, utterly ridiculous comfort food, including:
Meatball Panino, Coney Dog Burrito [highlighted in screengrab for effect] (yes, it’s unhinged) & all the classic Burger Club goodness.
The patio fire will be cracking & the s'mores will be flowing for pre Thanksgivng joy.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ahlsm4d5y3sgwk3mmnj3spgg/bafkreifvlkfnjc26dcwugajf2sbm4yeywxxjdyslfdkkiklok6wydnr2sa@jpeg)
We have stock. Might simmer it down a bit tomorrow, but it's strained and cooling for now.
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
We have stock. Might simmer it down a bit tomorrow, but it's strained and cooling for now.
never beating the allegations
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
never beating the allegations
Had a bunch of cabbage, carrots, and a slab of bacon, so I got some potatoes and here we are.
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Had a bunch of cabbage, carrots, and a slab of bacon, so I got some potatoes and here we are.
Beans won't look at me since I got his front legs amputated
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Beans won't look at me since I got his front legs amputated
Sentimental Value (2025)
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Sentimental Value (2025)
It's Flat White Friday
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It's Flat White Friday
Pissing off Minneapolis bsky by cutting Heggies like this
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Pissing off Minneapolis bsky by cutting Heggies like this
![Upcoming Colonoscopy Appointment - Dear [REDACTED], Congratulations on scheduling your colon cancer screening](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ahlsm4d5y3sgwk3mmnj3spgg/bafkreiblp5qufrljf6wttmkzqbkx7jv3ymrc2ybesrjnsrqpwhx2uzxplm@jpeg)
