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If I see you insulting or being an asshole to someone to whom you are a rando jumping in their mentions, I'm blocking you just on principle.

We came here specifically to get away from losers like you and the whole Dunk Culture.
My most-used words in 2025:
1. "shit" (200×)
2. "game" (198×)
3. "fucking" (179×)
4. "state" (169×)
5. "team" (164×)

anisota.net/harvest

Fucking shit team indeed
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
anisota.net
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
would a bot have this glorious floof?
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Queen (with Freddie Mercury)

I don't even have to name four others, suckers.

(Tears for Fears, The Police, Oingo Boingo, Mission UK)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to:
Nine Inch Nails
Dwight Yokam
LL Cool J
Bush (x3)
Foo Fighters
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to:

Daft Punk
The Decemberists (x3)
Oasis (x2)
V6 (x9)
Something Corporate & the Juliana Theory
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
who the fuck ever heard of a bot with my following/follower ratio anyway
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Your reminder that the words "As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" were uttered by a Kansas State alumnus.
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The most galling thing about this is that under US law, a tribal ID is not the equivalent of a drivers license or state ID.

It is closer to a passport.
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
this dumbass isn't even smart enough to come up with Trumplican, for fuck's sake
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Where Winds Meet is just a fabulous artistic achievement. Dunno if it'll end up being a game I play after finishing the main questline, cuz it's absolutely a collectorama and I have no idea how endgame combat will be, but it's *gorgeous*. I've never had a Wuxia fetish or anything, but 10/10 so far.
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
NAIA playoffs:

(13) William Penn 38, (20) Texas Wesleyan 9
(14) Carroll (MT) 42, (17) St Thomas (FL) 35
(15) Southeastern 24, (19) Reinhardt 22
(16) St Francis (IN) 13, Evangel 12
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
D-III First Round:

Mt Union bracket:

Muhlenberg 34, Union (NY) 26
LaGrange 24, Framingham St 21

Next week:
Muhlenberg at Mt Union
John Carroll at Randolph-Macon
Trinity (TX) at Hardin-Simmons
LaGrange at Berry
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
D-II PLAYOFFS

Super Region 1:

(1) Kutztown 52, Bentley 0
Frostburg St 21 (2) J. C. Smith 7
California (PA) 27, (3) Virginia Union 24
Assumption 23, (4) Indiana (PA) 20

Next week: Assumption at Kutztown, Frostburg vs CalPA. Site TBA on that one, but Cal probably gets the nod (won H2H earlier)
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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We've probably never had as much fun watching a K-State loss as we did today, especially considering we expected to get blown out. Cats fall 51-47 to Utah, but Fun Stuff Happened. Recap, thoughts, etc.:
Kansas State Wildcats scare the Utah Utes, but fall 51-47 | Bring On The Cats
Joe Jackson rolled for a Kansas State record 293 yards, but the Wildcat defense couldn’t hold off the Utes.
www.bringonthecats.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Joe Jackson has broken Darren Sproles' K-State single-game rushing record
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
y'all, I already ran the Steppin' Out joke into the ground TWO YEARS AGO
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
We have broken the 1000 yard mark for the game
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This game is drunk.
JOE JACKSON, 24 yard touchdown run!

Jackson is one yard away from Darren Sproles's record.

Cats went for 2, Johnson got picked off and Utah ran it back, waving off a flag in the end zone.

47-37 Cats, 7:00 to go.
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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K-State just set a school record for rushing yardage in a game -- and on the same play, set a record for most rushing yards allowed by Utah.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Avery Johnson just tied Will Howard as K-State's all-time passing TD leader.
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Cats have 348 yards rushing, which is a school record for one half.
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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31-21 Cats at the half.

Jackson has 237 yards, which is 6th all-time for K-State in a single game.

He's still got half a game to catch Darren Sproles (292 against Louisiana-Lafayette in 2004).
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
K-State has 341 rushing yards.

On 18 carries.

IT'S STILL THE SECOND QUARTER.
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Reposted by ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ
K-State gets a stop, and... wait for it...

80-yard TD run for Joe Jackson.

He's got 229 yards.

It is not halftime.

31-21 Cats, 1:17 Q2
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Holy mother of god

There's still 4:32 to go in the first half
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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66-yard run for Joe Jackson, and it's 21-14 Cats. 9:07 Q2.

Jackson has 144 yards on 7 carries with three 30+ yard runs.
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Reposted by ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ
33-yard run for Joe Jackson sets up a 6-yard TD pass to Garrett Oakley, but it gets called back for illegal man downfield.

End Q1, Cats have the ball on the Utah 4, 3rd and 2, tied at 7.

KSU offense: 152 yards
Ute offense: 45 yards
KSU penalties: 75 yards
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM