Avery
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✍🏻 It’s all odd, cause I can’t even
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Avery
@averybodyposts.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Not really looking for a sugar daddy, but maybe like a sugar uncle who just buys me booze and cigarettes
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you people with pump top shampoo/conditioner ever just feel real nasty when they’re running low and you’re just in there ass naked pumping those tops like “come on, squirt all over my hands” and then it just explodes all over the shower
October 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
you people with pump top shampoo/conditioner ever just feel real nasty when they’re running low and you’re just in there ass naked pumping those tops like “come on, squirt all over my hands” and then it just explodes all over the shower
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In reality, having a big heart is a medical condition that can kill you.... metaphorically it can kill you too.
October 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
In reality, having a big heart is a medical condition that can kill you.... metaphorically it can kill you too.
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Wish there was a champions medal for running a daily three-legged race with anxiety and depression.
October 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Wish there was a champions medal for running a daily three-legged race with anxiety and depression.
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(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
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ME: if the singular of geese is goose then the singular of cheese is choose
MCDONALDS CASHIER: okay here’s your chooseburger
MCDONALDS CASHIER: okay here’s your chooseburger
October 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
ME: if the singular of geese is goose then the singular of cheese is choose
MCDONALDS CASHIER: okay here’s your chooseburger
MCDONALDS CASHIER: okay here’s your chooseburger
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The Mandalorian, but a caramel dessert.
The Flandalorian
The Flandalorian
October 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The Mandalorian, but a caramel dessert.
The Flandalorian
The Flandalorian
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went to get an existential crisis but it was soul doubt
October 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
went to get an existential crisis but it was soul doubt
It’s that time of year when I’m becoming increasingly stuck indoors, soooo…
*begrudgingly starts binge watching the internet*
*begrudgingly starts binge watching the internet*
October 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It’s that time of year when I’m becoming increasingly stuck indoors, soooo…
*begrudgingly starts binge watching the internet*
*begrudgingly starts binge watching the internet*
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my life is being stolen right before my eyes one work day at a time
June 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
my life is being stolen right before my eyes one work day at a time
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sex so good he forgets every word but your name and now you have to order for him at restaurants
June 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
sex so good he forgets every word but your name and now you have to order for him at restaurants
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don’t talk about the elephant in the room until it’s had its coffee
June 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
don’t talk about the elephant in the room until it’s had its coffee
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Listening to my dog lick himself is how I imagine it sounds to eat spaghetti without lips
June 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Listening to my dog lick himself is how I imagine it sounds to eat spaghetti without lips
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was gonna go to a third yoga class this week but that might be too much of a stretch
June 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
was gonna go to a third yoga class this week but that might be too much of a stretch
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I’m sorry I was late, I was trying to peel a boiled egg
June 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I’m sorry I was late, I was trying to peel a boiled egg
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‘oh man sporemichael can’t flerp for shit and if everblunken does’t cribble more sploops this team is never gonna make it to the big brouhaha’
that’s you doing sports talk, that’s what you sound like
that’s you doing sports talk, that’s what you sound like
June 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
‘oh man sporemichael can’t flerp for shit and if everblunken does’t cribble more sploops this team is never gonna make it to the big brouhaha’
that’s you doing sports talk, that’s what you sound like
that’s you doing sports talk, that’s what you sound like
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Dirty commies call each other comrade, but slutty commies get called cumrade
June 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Dirty commies call each other comrade, but slutty commies get called cumrade
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Turns out the teaches of peaches is not the kind of education most employers are looking for.
June 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Turns out the teaches of peaches is not the kind of education most employers are looking for.
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Apples aren't special. You can bob for whatever the hell you want. Go bobbing for fish I dunno. water is literally full of those things.
June 14, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Apples aren't special. You can bob for whatever the hell you want. Go bobbing for fish I dunno. water is literally full of those things.
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I mean, I’m naked and afraid but I’m just in my kitchen
June 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I mean, I’m naked and afraid but I’m just in my kitchen
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Louis Vuitton's Spring line is featured under my eyes this morning.
June 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Louis Vuitton's Spring line is featured under my eyes this morning.
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what do i bring to a relationship? hold on …[reaches into pants pocket]…four dollars and forty-seven cents, a hair tie, some anxiety wadded up inside an old receipt, and a fuzzy blue Sour Patch Kid
June 13, 2025 at 11:09 AM
what do i bring to a relationship? hold on …[reaches into pants pocket]…four dollars and forty-seven cents, a hair tie, some anxiety wadded up inside an old receipt, and a fuzzy blue Sour Patch Kid
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they don't teach you this but it's totally ok to break up with someone on the spot if you see them microwaving a slice of leftover pizza
November 18, 2024 at 3:37 PM
they don't teach you this but it's totally ok to break up with someone on the spot if you see them microwaving a slice of leftover pizza