lord of the slimes
@xrae.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ metal dude | l e f t | slime creature | nb asexual | they/he.
🖼️ ✍️ drawings: https://www.instagram.com/wrong.worm/
🖼️ ✍️ drawings: https://www.instagram.com/wrong.worm/
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BREAKING NEWS: Senators quietly put language into the shutdown deal helping their donors block rules to prevent food contamination & foodborne illnesses at farms & restaurants, according to bill text reviewed by @levernews.com.
The provisions come amid an explosion of foodborne illnesses.
The provisions come amid an explosion of foodborne illnesses.
Shutdown Deal Kills Food Safety Rules
After lobbyists spent big on the Trump administration and Democratic defectors, the government funding bill cut food-contamination rules and limited ultraprocessed-food research.
www.levernews.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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Epstein files got me realizing I don’t have enough email buddies in my life
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Epstein files got me realizing I don’t have enough email buddies in my life
harsh noise yoga
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
harsh noise yoga
only 5 more weeks until i get a 16 day vacation, i can feel it
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
only 5 more weeks until i get a 16 day vacation, i can feel it
i put a cage and rocks around my tree to squid-proof it and i just made it more fun for her, i should have anticipated this
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i put a cage and rocks around my tree to squid-proof it and i just made it more fun for her, i should have anticipated this
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Wheeling and dealing
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Wheeling and dealing
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our economy is being held together by one guy in utah who has been getting diarrhea from the cheesecake factory every single day for the past 18 years
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
our economy is being held together by one guy in utah who has been getting diarrhea from the cheesecake factory every single day for the past 18 years
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honey roasted bbq ham
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
honey roasted bbq ham
sorry for my driving,
i have to get home to my bidet
i have to get home to my bidet
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
sorry for my driving,
i have to get home to my bidet
i have to get home to my bidet
“a guy”
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“a guy”
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From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Please watch, it's been out since 1994
—Original Msg—
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump
—Original Msg—
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Have you seen The Mask
To: [email protected]
Please watch, it's been out since 1994
—Original Msg—
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump
—Original Msg—
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Have you seen The Mask
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Please watch, it's been out since 1994
—Original Msg—
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump
—Original Msg—
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Have you seen The Mask
To: [email protected]
Please watch, it's been out since 1994
—Original Msg—
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump
—Original Msg—
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Have you seen The Mask
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half expect to see an email that just is
4
Itchy.
Tasty.
4
Itchy.
Tasty.
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
half expect to see an email that just is
4
Itchy.
Tasty.
4
Itchy.
Tasty.
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A comic about tapeworms where each panel is a segment of the worm
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
A comic about tapeworms where each panel is a segment of the worm
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FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected]
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
TO: [email protected]
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected]
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
TO: [email protected]
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
tfw you definitely can’t grow a beard
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
tfw you definitely can’t grow a beard
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We didn’t see the aurora borealis but we did do a drive thru car wash today
May 11, 2024 at 8:12 PM
We didn’t see the aurora borealis but we did do a drive thru car wash today
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This one made me laugh
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This one made me laugh
wow ok rude squid
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
wow ok rude squid
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guy who has only ever had diarrhea:
this might be as crazy as it sounds but schumer gives me montezuma vibes
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
guy who has only ever had diarrhea:
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This is my Chinese cave gecko. It caves less than the Democrats.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is my Chinese cave gecko. It caves less than the Democrats.
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Once I told a teacher I didn’t have my algebra homework because the gales of November came early. She failed me, which was very disrespectful to the sailors lost that day.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Once I told a teacher I didn’t have my algebra homework because the gales of November came early. She failed me, which was very disrespectful to the sailors lost that day.
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The overnight process failed and we will need to apply the self loathing manually today.
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The overnight process failed and we will need to apply the self loathing manually today.