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· May 21
fresca is for gays and sprite is for straights
varietys ig account keeps showing me clips of jesse plemmons and michael b Jordan reminiscing about Friday night lights and now I want to rewatch
December 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
varietys ig account keeps showing me clips of jesse plemmons and michael b Jordan reminiscing about Friday night lights and now I want to rewatch
twitter would have to pay me to tweet at this point, except for the day it happens. those tweets will be free
December 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
twitter would have to pay me to tweet at this point, except for the day it happens. those tweets will be free
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You can’t “fix” X, The Everything App by going back and posting there because the owner has this thumb on the scale of the algorithm to promote the worst ideas and people. It’s not a viable solution, you have to let it go.
Dear Bluesky liberals. Come back to Twitter. Please. PLEASE.
December 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You can’t “fix” X, The Everything App by going back and posting there because the owner has this thumb on the scale of the algorithm to promote the worst ideas and people. It’s not a viable solution, you have to let it go.
I'll never stop posting gifs!! from my cold dead hands, etc
December 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I'll never stop posting gifs!! from my cold dead hands, etc
me when it happens
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
me when it happens
i bought a birdfeeder w a camera in it during black Friday sales but everyone in my house has been too sick to set it up
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
i bought a birdfeeder w a camera in it during black Friday sales but everyone in my house has been too sick to set it up
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cardinal sin: gluttony
watching this in public was a huge mistake, oh my god. the fact he's still eating like he isn't being violently thrown around is killing me.
December 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
cardinal sin: gluttony
the doctor's office ran out of flu tests
December 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
the doctor's office ran out of flu tests
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"i can't explain trans people to my child!!" oh so you're stupid AND bigoted? pick a struggle bitch
December 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
"i can't explain trans people to my child!!" oh so you're stupid AND bigoted? pick a struggle bitch
this Rob Reiner news got me fucked up 😢
December 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
this Rob Reiner news got me fucked up 😢
is marlon wayans on the Epstein flight logs
December 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
is marlon wayans on the Epstein flight logs
tonight we're making 5 bean chili in the crockpot, folks
December 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
tonight we're making 5 bean chili in the crockpot, folks
my ass gotta get some more sleep 😴😴😴
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
my ass gotta get some more sleep 😴😴😴
one of my youths suggested we rewatch Castle bc "that would be so nostalgic"
i aged 100 years
i aged 100 years
December 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
one of my youths suggested we rewatch Castle bc "that would be so nostalgic"
i aged 100 years
i aged 100 years
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hi everyone! tomorrow is the cutoff for orders from my shop getting to the USA by Christmas.
nora.jewelry
shares would be a help!
nora.jewelry
shares would be a help!
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
hi everyone! tomorrow is the cutoff for orders from my shop getting to the USA by Christmas.
nora.jewelry
shares would be a help!
nora.jewelry
shares would be a help!
i was today years old when i found out Bluey is a girl
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i was today years old when i found out Bluey is a girl
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Big day for reluctant roommates
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Big day for reluctant roommates
if you haven't watched the miniseries Generation Kill(2008) we can't be friends
December 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
if you haven't watched the miniseries Generation Kill(2008) we can't be friends
it's taken a few years but i have come to the conclusion that chocolate labs are as dumb as they are sweet
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
it's taken a few years but i have come to the conclusion that chocolate labs are as dumb as they are sweet
a reluctant cuddle session on this fine Caturday
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
a reluctant cuddle session on this fine Caturday
gotta go with my gut here and say Peggy Sue Got Married(1986)
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
gotta go with my gut here and say Peggy Sue Got Married(1986)
existing solely on protein shakes and low sugar fudgesicles bc that's what my sickness demands
December 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
existing solely on protein shakes and low sugar fudgesicles bc that's what my sickness demands
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i was convinced in my memory that Michael McKean was a kid in the hall but he's not
my mind is so beautiful
my mind is so beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
i was convinced in my memory that Michael McKean was a kid in the hall but he's not
my mind is so beautiful
my mind is so beautiful