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hella
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Fat rude bitch. 🦭
any pronouns 🏳️‍⚧️
Check out my friggin music: breezecakemusic.com
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Me and @shrugrug.bsky.social performing Spooky by Dusty Springfield
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gay sonic
December 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Maybe the us government will implode today 🤞
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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hmm. nice performative nihilism you have there. unfortunately, i’ve already depicted myself as a star-spangled solar himbo and you as a cuck-horned skull pillock with my rapier parked in your thorax. how embarrassing for you!
conquering darkness with the radiant power of posting
December 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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we are the granddaughters of the women your reindeer couldn't run over
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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"Jucika learns to be prepared"

We have less than 4 days to finish our fundraiser to help pay for an emergency Kidney procedure and we have $5.5k left to raise

Anything helps a lot and prevents us from going into medcial debt. We're close to fulfilling the goal, just a bit more

gofund.me/16ef32cb1
December 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I love you too Pittsburgh
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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sir the rats released another tell-all about the sinking ship
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Baby, you sure are GRAND …piano…
December 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 2:17 PM
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
People online will still post shit like “can you believe some people think this WHALE is hot?!!?” And it’s like a picture of Tess Holliday…. You know… the supermodel…
December 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Skrillex would go so insane as a name for an agender hairdresser
December 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.
the world has changed
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
People with blue eyes be like
December 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
When the coworkers who have been working on a computer for 2 decades ask me how the computer works.
December 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
They are chilling on this snow day ⛄️
December 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to start HRT
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Walgreens? Actually they usually paint their walls white
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Aaron Paul Walker
December 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
You can fire talk the fire talk but can you fire walk the fire walk?
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The joys of cat cohabitation are endless
December 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
VAMPIRE’s KISS
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM