Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan
@nikkiophan.bsky.social
🔞 Oh wondrous future,
Please do not be cruel to me
Please do not be cruel to me
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America will forever mourn "That Time President Donald Trump Popped A Few Bluechew Male Enhancement Tablets And Flew A Mario Kart Into The White House At Mach Fuck"
truly the 9/11 of our time... fly high donnie, love and light ❤️
truly the 9/11 of our time... fly high donnie, love and light ❤️
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Real "What views?? WHAT WERE THE VIEWS, ACTUALLY???" moment
I know we're all focusing on the chat gpt thing but this is an absolutely insane way for the observer and also glinner to refer to an ecofacsist who believes that trans people were invented by jews to eliminate humanity and that mass bombing campaigns should happen for the enviroment.
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Real "What views?? WHAT WERE THE VIEWS, ACTUALLY???" moment
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look his face
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
look his face
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Here u go lil man all for u
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Here u go lil man all for u
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They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
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so i know we all really like to predict when the economy will crash and it's true there is a bubble but part of the reason that you see so much buzz around when the economy will crash is because people are betting on this and making money both on trades and betting sites
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
so i know we all really like to predict when the economy will crash and it's true there is a bubble but part of the reason that you see so much buzz around when the economy will crash is because people are betting on this and making money both on trades and betting sites
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So who "won" Beat Ya Dick Day? I'd like to say it was all of us. You and me. America. But in my heart I know it was, as always, DJ Big Resilient Dick and Balls.
Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
So who "won" Beat Ya Dick Day? I'd like to say it was all of us. You and me. America. But in my heart I know it was, as always, DJ Big Resilient Dick and Balls.
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thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
look his face
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
look his face
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what the fuck do you MEAN the guy that supposedly did it had worked with the CIA previously and was one of the DESPERATELY FEW non-white asylum seekers that trump allowed into the country this year?????
THEYRE JUST FUCKIN WITH US
THEYRE JUST FUCKIN WITH US
you're fucking telling me that RIGHT after a judge said "there's no justification to have troops all over DC," a "scary foreign muslim invader" pops 2 soldiers a few blocks from the white house? you've gotta be yanking my fucking nutsack here dude
isn't it funny how right after a judge said deploying the national guard in DC was illegal, a big shocking related spectacle event happens out of nowhere to justify sending even more troops into the city?
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
what the fuck do you MEAN the guy that supposedly did it had worked with the CIA previously and was one of the DESPERATELY FEW non-white asylum seekers that trump allowed into the country this year?????
THEYRE JUST FUCKIN WITH US
THEYRE JUST FUCKIN WITH US
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This is a really sick story.
From everything I know, Boston’s Logan Airport is a legitimately dangerous place to travel through.
abcnews.go.com/US/19-year-c...
From everything I know, Boston’s Logan Airport is a legitimately dangerous place to travel through.
abcnews.go.com/US/19-year-c...
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This is a really sick story.
From everything I know, Boston’s Logan Airport is a legitimately dangerous place to travel through.
abcnews.go.com/US/19-year-c...
From everything I know, Boston’s Logan Airport is a legitimately dangerous place to travel through.
abcnews.go.com/US/19-year-c...
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Blowback is a feature, not a bug, etc.
BREAKING: Suspect in the shooting of National Guard soldiers worked with the CIA and U.S. government in Afghanistan before coming to the U.S., CIA director says.
Afghan national in custody after shooting of 2 National Guard members near White House
An Afghan national has been accused of shooting two West Virginia National Guard members just blocks from the White House in a brazen act of violence.
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Blowback is a feature, not a bug, etc.
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The biggest con in contemporary politics is Gender-Conservatives calling trans women perverts and rapists while constantly, and I mean constantly innovating new ways to sexually harass us on a mass scale.
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The biggest con in contemporary politics is Gender-Conservatives calling trans women perverts and rapists while constantly, and I mean constantly innovating new ways to sexually harass us on a mass scale.
what the fuck do you MEAN the guy that supposedly did it had worked with the CIA previously and was one of the DESPERATELY FEW non-white asylum seekers that trump allowed into the country this year?????
THEYRE JUST FUCKIN WITH US
THEYRE JUST FUCKIN WITH US
you're fucking telling me that RIGHT after a judge said "there's no justification to have troops all over DC," a "scary foreign muslim invader" pops 2 soldiers a few blocks from the white house? you've gotta be yanking my fucking nutsack here dude
isn't it funny how right after a judge said deploying the national guard in DC was illegal, a big shocking related spectacle event happens out of nowhere to justify sending even more troops into the city?
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
what the fuck do you MEAN the guy that supposedly did it had worked with the CIA previously and was one of the DESPERATELY FEW non-white asylum seekers that trump allowed into the country this year?????
THEYRE JUST FUCKIN WITH US
THEYRE JUST FUCKIN WITH US
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She was flying DOMESTICALLY. Holy effin crap.
This has the vibes of Argentina and Chile in the 1970s and I’m very serious when I say that.
This has the vibes of Argentina and Chile in the 1970s and I’m very serious when I say that.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
She was flying DOMESTICALLY. Holy effin crap.
This has the vibes of Argentina and Chile in the 1970s and I’m very serious when I say that.
This has the vibes of Argentina and Chile in the 1970s and I’m very serious when I say that.
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your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
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Hey yall sorry to drop this on you but Cairo aka Burga Boy isn’t doing so hot
The vet thinks he has a bad blockage in his intestines and overall the cost right now is 900$ but it might go up to 4000$.
If y’all could please help him out.
paypal.me/CharrySin?coun…
The vet thinks he has a bad blockage in his intestines and overall the cost right now is 900$ but it might go up to 4000$.
If y’all could please help him out.
paypal.me/CharrySin?coun…
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Hey yall sorry to drop this on you but Cairo aka Burga Boy isn’t doing so hot
The vet thinks he has a bad blockage in his intestines and overall the cost right now is 900$ but it might go up to 4000$.
If y’all could please help him out.
paypal.me/CharrySin?coun…
The vet thinks he has a bad blockage in his intestines and overall the cost right now is 900$ but it might go up to 4000$.
If y’all could please help him out.
paypal.me/CharrySin?coun…
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A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
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Who needs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when you have the fever dream of Fun In Balloonland? Please enjoy about ~1 minute of the most insane yet somehow real footage you will ever see.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Who needs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when you have the fever dream of Fun In Balloonland? Please enjoy about ~1 minute of the most insane yet somehow real footage you will ever see.
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They should let me have mind powers that make The Fuckers shit themselves on command. Not saying incontinense is funny or whatever, just that I want to inconvenience the shitheads
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
They should let me have mind powers that make The Fuckers shit themselves on command. Not saying incontinense is funny or whatever, just that I want to inconvenience the shitheads
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One of my personal favourites
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
One of my personal favourites
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Happy Thanksgiving! Thank you for choosing to uplift your Aquarium's mission to instill a sense of wonder, respect, and stewardship for the Pacific Ocean, its inhabitants, and ecosystems. 🧡
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Thank you for choosing to uplift your Aquarium's mission to instill a sense of wonder, respect, and stewardship for the Pacific Ocean, its inhabitants, and ecosystems. 🧡
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had a thought i had to get out of my head
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
had a thought i had to get out of my head
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as i am, again, a formerly homeless person, i hope the people i see complaining about this being a photo op have actually donated either *their* personal time or money to help underprivileged people so they can eat and dont have to go without, and arent just chirping just to chirp
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
as i am, again, a formerly homeless person, i hope the people i see complaining about this being a photo op have actually donated either *their* personal time or money to help underprivileged people so they can eat and dont have to go without, and arent just chirping just to chirp