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Absolute Jahn

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Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · Jan 5

JAHN CONTENT CONSOOMER THREAD
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Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · 19m

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10h

this is the list of ideological identifiers laid out in the NSPM-7 that would predict violence, and are all of course, incredibly reasonable positions or just ridiculous framing, like “extremism on gender” which is just being pro-trans:

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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 34m

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Chuckuddin @chuckuddin.bsky.social · 6d

sae

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S̒҉̗L̸̵̜͖ͣ̽A̶̡̝̥̿̈́Y̛̳͓ͨ̊͟Ẑ̶̻̫ͮ̀holder🔞🏳️‍🌈(Commission Waitlist Open) @playzholder.bsky.social · 20m

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Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · 24m

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Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · 25m

Anyway he’s basically curing body dysmorphia now

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 1h

We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.

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Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · 26m

#DarkWokeRising

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onion person @junlper.beer · 42m

just found out that about a week ago, while george santos has been in solitary confinement, that he wrote that due to the inhuman conditions he is facing he is now pro prison reform. just unreal stuff honestly

Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, I paced in circles like a restless ghost.
The windows were frosted, allowing only a faint suggestion of daylight and nightfall, enough to remind me that time was passing, though I had little sense of how.
The shower water was always cold, and my only amenities were the steel toilet and sink fused together in the corner. It was a miserable existence. Yet, as I soon learned, misery can always be deepened
On September 7th, the warden's office saw fit to move me into something far worse, an even smaller cell, no more than seven by nine feet, coated in filth, reeking of neglect, and utterly devoid of natural light or ventilation.
In that suffocating shoebox, there is no room to walk, no hint of the sun, no trace of humanity. The silence is crushing.
The air feels stale. The walls themselves seem to close in. I keep asking myself: will this barbaric confinement ever end? Is this legal under our Constitution, or have I simply been erased from the protections of due process?
Most haunting of all, will I survive it? With no access to my family, no calls, no emails, and with letters that may never leave this building, I live in total darkness, cut off from the world I once fought to serve.
Let me be blunt: I find Warden Kelly's so-called "protection" not only unpalatable, but cruel and unjustifiable. My time here has opened my eyes to a truth far too many ignore: America desperately needs prison reform.

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Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · 28m

Yeah but Imagine the Smell you gotta air out the legions every now and again

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Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · 30m

“The Revenge” happens in the first five minutes because that priest was kind of a dick

Hammer Victor is such a manchild in these it’s crazy yeah you’ll totally get away with changing your name to “Victor Stein” and then putting in a mustache snd calling yourself “Victor Francke”

Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · 36m

Weener Nite: The Revenge of Frankenstein

Witness the beginning of a Dark Woke Universe

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Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · 36m

Weener Nite: The Revenge of Frankenstein

Witness the beginning of a Dark Woke Universe

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 2h

Tyler from across the room said in a discord call "Twinks can have a little hair as a treat" and was reminded of Ira Blood.

This character is so transmasc it's wild.

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Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · 39m

Beast mode

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BritoDraws🔞 @britodraws.bsky.social · 2d

What punishment do you think he's gonna get?🥹

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UDON 🍜❤️‍🔥 @udonyaart.bsky.social · 1d

Gotta stay sharp out there with these pastel eboys running around 😫🪽✨ #promare #newパンスト

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CrumbedUp @ Billy Bat October @crumbedup.bsky.social · 2h

I have watched this at least 5 times, his penis is giving Flubber

ellie @ellieglassheart.bsky.social · 3h

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CrumbedUp @ Billy Bat October @crumbedup.bsky.social · 2h

glancing at the feed on this fine night to discover that apparently ZZZ has Egalitarian Jiggle Physics (that dogboy's swinging his doggy dick around)

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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 3h

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 3h

I cannot believe anyone has ever drawn this man as a top in anything ever. Even Mihoyo is like this is a whole ass wife, they animated him bouncing on it with titty jiggle, he couldn't top a cake.

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Intermission Teaser - "The Daily Life of Komano Manato" | Zenless Zone Zero

YouTube video by Zenless Zone Zero

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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 2h

“More than $6 billion in DeSantis ‘emergency’ contracts are missing legally required public documentation”

Daniel Ducassi for Florida Bulldog

More than $6 billion in DeSantis ‘emergency’ contracts are missing legally required public documentation

By Daniel Ducassi, FloridaBulldog.org - More than $6 billion in DeSantis ‘emergency’ contracts missing legally required public documentation.

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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 11h

“It may look confusing to outsiders, but what we’re trying to do is avoid making precedents that a Democratic government could also use.”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

Amy Coney Barrett defends heavy use of the shadow docket: "If we wrote a long opinion, it might give the impression that we have finally resolved the issue, and in none of these cases have we finally resolved the issue."

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Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · 3h

this was like right before the duddening