Absolute Jahn
@jahnjira.bsky.social
🔞 Monsterboy currently at odds with birdsite. Any pronouns I don't really care.
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Absolute Jahn
@jahnjira.bsky.social
· Jan 5
JAHN CONTENT CONSOOMER THREAD
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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i just go to dio's arrest in the phantom blood manga and nobody fucking told me this post was literally what happened
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i just go to dio's arrest in the phantom blood manga and nobody fucking told me this post was literally what happened
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every 3 to 4 episodes of iron chef the introductory voice over will say some shit like "If memory serves me right... The French have a saying about butter and salt. Butter is the Wife's Womb of cooking. And salt... Is the Husband's Rock Hard Cock"
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
every 3 to 4 episodes of iron chef the introductory voice over will say some shit like "If memory serves me right... The French have a saying about butter and salt. Butter is the Wife's Womb of cooking. And salt... Is the Husband's Rock Hard Cock"
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ever since i was a little boy i knew that when i grew up i wanted to be a cultivated, feminized eel.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
ever since i was a little boy i knew that when i grew up i wanted to be a cultivated, feminized eel.
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many of you are doing this
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
many of you are doing this
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Pregaming and watching awesome movie scenes and it’s crazy that The Wolf Bullet Train might be the best jobber of all time
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Pregaming and watching awesome movie scenes and it’s crazy that The Wolf Bullet Train might be the best jobber of all time
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It's wild to me that this guy has reinvented himself as a resist grifter on this website
Senate candidate has history of sending racist, misogynist messages | Arizona Mirror
Arizona U.S. Senate hopeful Craig Brittain made headlines yesterday after he sent racist text messages to a potential campaign vendor.
azmirror.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It's wild to me that this guy has reinvented himself as a resist grifter on this website
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Spooky Cream 👻
(Base Sketch for GarudaneTsurume) 💰
(Base Sketch for GarudaneTsurume) 💰
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Spooky Cream 👻
(Base Sketch for GarudaneTsurume) 💰
(Base Sketch for GarudaneTsurume) 💰
Homer Simpson With His Whole Fucking Pussy Out is now available in the Fortnite shop
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Homer Simpson With His Whole Fucking Pussy Out is now available in the Fortnite shop
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Wow where did he get an amazing idea like that
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Wow where did he get an amazing idea like that
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gay guys on apps when they realize you didn't laugh at their corny race-fetishizing joke
a cartoon character says im going ghost while holding a glowing ring
ALT: a cartoon character says im going ghost while holding a glowing ring
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
gay guys on apps when they realize you didn't laugh at their corny race-fetishizing joke
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being in a shit mood will continue until morale improves
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
being in a shit mood will continue until morale improves
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hello viera players. did you know that. uhhh. did u know. that. uhhhhh
a hand is holding a small rabbit with a play button on its thumb
ALT: a hand is holding a small rabbit with a play button on its thumb
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
hello viera players. did you know that. uhhh. did u know. that. uhhhhh
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March 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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"Well, well, well, look what I found. A thief roaming around MY palace??"
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(Ayyo they boutta do some roleplay type sh*t chat-)
#sheikahlink #sidon #link #sidlink #sidonxlink #legendofzelda
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(Ayyo they boutta do some roleplay type sh*t chat-)
#sheikahlink #sidon #link #sidlink #sidonxlink #legendofzelda
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
"Well, well, well, look what I found. A thief roaming around MY palace??"
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(Ayyo they boutta do some roleplay type sh*t chat-)
#sheikahlink #sidon #link #sidlink #sidonxlink #legendofzelda
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(Ayyo they boutta do some roleplay type sh*t chat-)
#sheikahlink #sidon #link #sidlink #sidonxlink #legendofzelda
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