the homophobic boy detective
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im aalto - 26 - they/them - i block freely
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Hello i'm Aalto i talk about videogames, music, movies and other stupid shit and am also a shitty stoner but some say im charming with it and i am also constantly beaten with sticks every day of my life
i stream on twitch with an incredibly inconsistent schedule
i stream on twitch with an incredibly inconsistent schedule
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If there's one thing you should know about me. It's that I always learn from my mistakes
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If there's one thing you should know about me. It's that I always learn from my mistakes
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Don't make choices that lead you to this moment.
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Don't make choices that lead you to this moment.
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my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it
January 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it
They got that AI Charlie Kirk song in the shop today
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
They got that AI Charlie Kirk song in the shop today
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Dr. Light: Mega Man, the experimental robots with an expiration date programmed have started an uprising! Who could be behind such a terrifying incident?
The Despicable Dr. Wily:
The Despicable Dr. Wily:
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Dr. Light: Mega Man, the experimental robots with an expiration date programmed have started an uprising! Who could be behind such a terrifying incident?
The Despicable Dr. Wily:
The Despicable Dr. Wily:
Rewatching Titanic for the first time as an adult and they weren't kidding this is like one of the greats
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Rewatching Titanic for the first time as an adult and they weren't kidding this is like one of the greats
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still kinda stunlocked from the other night when i was humming quietly to myself and aalto clocked that it was Swim This Way from kh2
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
still kinda stunlocked from the other night when i was humming quietly to myself and aalto clocked that it was Swim This Way from kh2
There's a joke in the 2nd ever episode of King of the Hill where Bobby gives Joseph his Friends action figures because he thinks he's going to get a ton of sex for going into Sex Ed and it's one of those gags that slowly creep up on me and make me explode the more i think about it
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
There's a joke in the 2nd ever episode of King of the Hill where Bobby gives Joseph his Friends action figures because he thinks he's going to get a ton of sex for going into Sex Ed and it's one of those gags that slowly creep up on me and make me explode the more i think about it
Through meditation I have thinned my blood-brain barrier to the point where I can connect to wifi by moaning really loud
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Through meditation I have thinned my blood-brain barrier to the point where I can connect to wifi by moaning really loud
are you sure.
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
are you sure.
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Glad to see my tiktok FYP is finally giving me new stuff I deeply care about
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Glad to see my tiktok FYP is finally giving me new stuff I deeply care about
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northernlion voice: bruno mars voice: girl penis hallelujah
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
northernlion voice: bruno mars voice: girl penis hallelujah
My cool rat cave
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
My cool rat cave
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Here's another awesome example
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Here's another awesome example
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I think you would love this game. It's entirely free on steam and just does warioware esque maps you and friends have to figure out the gimmick of before your opponent gets a handle on it better than you
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I think you would love this game. It's entirely free on steam and just does warioware esque maps you and friends have to figure out the gimmick of before your opponent gets a handle on it better than you
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the first ever Woke trick shot
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
the first ever Woke trick shot
Carl
Just saw a guy showing off his Chucky Finster puffer jacket to his buddy asking if it went hard
Maybe I actually will never understand men
Maybe I actually will never understand men
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Carl
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