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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®
@void0reason.bsky.social
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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot. The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · Nov 11
I don’t believe in hell but I’m willing to make some exceptions.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14h
“Hey mister, wanna see me go really fast? Mister?”
A young cheetah reaches out to grab the pant leg of a person next to them.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d
Put the Gun Down Charlie Brown
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 13h
Guy at my local (in U.S.) figured he might lose to Farage.

Thought that would be an improvement.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 13h
yay
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 14h
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 14h
One way or another, they make things *wrong*.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 14h
An unusual thing to get cross about…

;~}
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 17h
separated at birth?
International Day for Failure Mon, 13 Oct 2025
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 18h
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 18h
Appetitzers
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · Oct 9
oh is it monday
A two panel screenshot from The Good Place where Janet is speaking to Chidi while Michael stands behind her. In the first panel she's holding up a finger, grinning, and saying, "Fun fact: Columbus in the Bad Place" In the second panel she's saying, "Because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide."
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Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 19h
“Keep walking, there’s an ICE truck following us.”
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 19h
Frame #262 from 60sE53 puppy talk
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 19h
The Unusual Suspects
A meme showing an FBI lineup with the heading reading "FBI MOST WANTED TERRORISTS" and standing in the lineup are Inflatable Reptar, Inflatable Freedom Frog, Inflatable Unicorn, and Inflatable Shark. Clearly, they're war criminals.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19h
Opinion | It's time for corporate America to end DEI and choose its leaders on the basis of merit alone.

by Barron Trump
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 19h
(As seen on TV!)
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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 1d
I don’t have main character energy, I have background noise energy
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 19h
How did you guess!
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 20h
judas!!!!
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 20h
!
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 1d
The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 20h
I weigh 14 headstones!

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 20h
I somehow missed out on that one.
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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 1d
LET'S FUCKING GO
International Day for Failure Date Mon, 13 Oct 2025 THE INTERNATIONAL DAY FOR FAILURE OCTOBER 13th
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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 1d
[from the shower] I’m all outta Dove
I’m soapless without you
I'll never get clean
Now that you are all gone
*grabs shampoo mic*
IM ALL OUTTA DOVE
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 21h
Too late.

There’s somehow already a Dollar General store there.
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