Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®
@void0reason.bsky.social
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot.
The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
Pinned
I don’t believe in hell but I’m willing to make some exceptions.
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fedpost (v.)
to post violent threats on the Internet, ostensibly as an everyday citizen, but actually working as an undercover federal agent
to post violent threats on the Internet, ostensibly as an everyday citizen, but actually working as an undercover federal agent
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
fedpost (v.)
to post violent threats on the Internet, ostensibly as an everyday citizen, but actually working as an undercover federal agent
to post violent threats on the Internet, ostensibly as an everyday citizen, but actually working as an undercover federal agent
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apropos of nothing in particular
January 24, 2026 at 6:06 PM
apropos of nothing in particular
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Two Characters in Search of a Punchline
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New & upcoming cartoons are at ComicsKingdom.com/Bizarro
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@comicskingdom.bsky.social
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New & upcoming cartoons are at ComicsKingdom.com/Bizarro
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@comicskingdom.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Two Characters in Search of a Punchline
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New & upcoming cartoons are at ComicsKingdom.com/Bizarro
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@comicskingdom.bsky.social
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New & upcoming cartoons are at ComicsKingdom.com/Bizarro
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@comicskingdom.bsky.social
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Today feels more like a funeral than a celebration.
July 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Today feels more like a funeral than a celebration.
It’s the Great Flaming Clusterfuck, Charlie Brown!
January 24, 2026 at 3:01 PM
It’s the Great Flaming Clusterfuck, Charlie Brown!
U.S. withdraws from the World Health Organization
Creates new organization: WTF (We’re Total Fuckwits)
Creates new organization: WTF (We’re Total Fuckwits)
The US has officially terminated its partnership with the World Health Organization.
January 24, 2026 at 12:49 PM
U.S. withdraws from the World Health Organization
Creates new organization: WTF (We’re Total Fuckwits)
Creates new organization: WTF (We’re Total Fuckwits)
The ICE Capades!
It’s hard to believe this administration thinks the optics are good for them when people come out of their homes to defend their neighbors against a slip sliding masked goon squad, but they know no tactic but to double down on stupid.
January 24, 2026 at 11:31 AM
The ICE Capades!
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people are always asking me professor kiosk why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near and I say to them fools that’s classified no one will ever know the secrets of my cockatoo army
January 24, 2026 at 9:20 AM
people are always asking me professor kiosk why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near and I say to them fools that’s classified no one will ever know the secrets of my cockatoo army
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How To Spot An ICE Agent At A Gun Range
January 24, 2026 at 1:04 AM
How To Spot An ICE Agent At A Gun Range
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Douglas Adams: In my book I invented Electric Monks as a cautionary tale
Tech bros: At long last we have created the Electric Monks from the classic sci-fi novel Dirk Gently: Electic Monks Ruin Everything
Tech bros: At long last we have created the Electric Monks from the classic sci-fi novel Dirk Gently: Electic Monks Ruin Everything
The generative AI discourse is sincerely insane, it's exactly as if the entire food sector were scrambling to see who could add the most poison to their products. THESE FUCKING THINGS GENERATE FAKE INFORMATION, THAT'S WHAT THEY DO, YOU'RE TRYING TO REPLACE REAL INFORMATION WITH FAKE INFORMATION.
"Imagine, for example, asking your washing machine whether it’s safe to wash a beloved item of clothing on a certain setting—literally, asking it out loud or via an app." Right, now imagine that the generative AI, BECAUSE it's generative AI, gives you an answer that's pure garment-ruining bullshit.
March 30, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Douglas Adams: In my book I invented Electric Monks as a cautionary tale
Tech bros: At long last we have created the Electric Monks from the classic sci-fi novel Dirk Gently: Electic Monks Ruin Everything
Tech bros: At long last we have created the Electric Monks from the classic sci-fi novel Dirk Gently: Electic Monks Ruin Everything
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🧵 UPDATE FOR MY BIRTHDAY:
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
Stuff, from The Internet
tylerfromtheinternet.com
September 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
🧵 UPDATE FOR MY BIRTHDAY:
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
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We’ve always been at war with Reality.
January 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
We’ve always been at war with Reality.
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The older I get, the more I'm bewildered by human communication. Anyway, put the money in the bag.
January 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The older I get, the more I'm bewildered by human communication. Anyway, put the money in the bag.
Live my best life?
Why start now?
Why start now?
January 24, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Live my best life?
Why start now?
Why start now?
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Board of Peace - Season 1
January 24, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Board of Peace - Season 1
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The New Yorker wanted this but I said I’d put it up on Bluesky at half 8 in the morning instead.
January 24, 2026 at 8:36 AM
The New Yorker wanted this but I said I’d put it up on Bluesky at half 8 in the morning instead.
You’re never gonna find great meaning in a cubicle or in front of a computer screen. But you will find great meaning in the warm, loving embrace of a couch!
JD Vance: "To our fellow Americans we say, you're never gonna find great meaning in a cubicle or in front of a computer screen. But you will find great meaning if you dedicate yourself to the creation and sustenance of human life."
January 23, 2026 at 10:18 PM
You’re never gonna find great meaning in a cubicle or in front of a computer screen. But you will find great meaning in the warm, loving embrace of a couch!
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These lies are like their father that begets them, gross as a mountain, open, palpable.
January 23, 2026 at 2:55 PM
These lies are like their father that begets them, gross as a mountain, open, palpable.
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Queen Victoria?
No, the Kinks sang that.
No, the Kinks sang that.
January 23, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Queen Victoria?
No, the Kinks sang that.
No, the Kinks sang that.
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I once shot a man for criticizing my text alignment.
It was justified.
It was justified.
January 22, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I once shot a man for criticizing my text alignment.
It was justified.
It was justified.
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Annual reminder of how many days there are in each month.
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Annual reminder of how many days there are in each month.
![Donald Trump, at the head of a boardroom table, says, “Welcome to the inaugural meeting of the Board of Peace.”
At the table are Snidely Whiplash, Darth Vader, Montgomery Burns, Cruella De Vil, Hannibal Lecter, and The Joker.
[cartoon by Ben Jennings, published in The Guardian]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5btsem43nhh34kxcswjysvuk/bafkreihd3rnx5dqonrpmt2zoa4m2u7rzbbgkfvji57mt2somd6ktqnfasa@jpeg)
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Friend: Why are there 5 FBI agents sitting at desks in your bedroom?
Me: Ordered a small bureau on line and this is what they sent.
Me: Ordered a small bureau on line and this is what they sent.
December 27, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Friend: Why are there 5 FBI agents sitting at desks in your bedroom?
Me: Ordered a small bureau on line and this is what they sent.
Me: Ordered a small bureau on line and this is what they sent.
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