Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®
@void0reason.bsky.social
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot.
The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
Pinned
I don’t believe in hell but I’m willing to make some exceptions.
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What if I don't want a case of the Mondays? A six-pack is more than enough
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
What if I don't want a case of the Mondays? A six-pack is more than enough
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
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No matter how many times I watch it, the picture at the end of the Shining ALWAYS gives me chills.
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
No matter how many times I watch it, the picture at the end of the Shining ALWAYS gives me chills.
Trump in 2024: “That’s the real threat to democracy: stupid people.”
He tried to warn us!
He tried to warn us!
December 8, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Trump in 2024: “That’s the real threat to democracy: stupid people.”
He tried to warn us!
He tried to warn us!
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Christmas in The Village.
From this day in 2016.
From this day in 2016.
December 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Christmas in The Village.
From this day in 2016.
From this day in 2016.
Soylent Green® remembers…
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Soylent Green® remembers…
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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Tom Waits turns 76 Sunday. Don't be late to the party because as we all know, Tom Waits for no one.
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Tom Waits turns 76 Sunday. Don't be late to the party because as we all know, Tom Waits for no one.
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“Tis time to fear when tyrants seem to kiss.”
#ShakespeareSunday
#ShakespeareSunday
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“Tis time to fear when tyrants seem to kiss.”
#ShakespeareSunday
#ShakespeareSunday
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Cerberus loved nothing more than chasing styx.
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Cerberus loved nothing more than chasing styx.
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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adding alt text to your photos is like washing your hands after going to the bathroom- both take a little extra time, but theyre the right thing to do, and it’s gross if you don’t.
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
adding alt text to your photos is like washing your hands after going to the bathroom- both take a little extra time, but theyre the right thing to do, and it’s gross if you don’t.
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the flu is a myth made up by woke to force people to get vaxxed
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
the flu is a myth made up by woke to force people to get vaxxed
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coming soon:
artisan small batch reality
artisan small batch reality
August 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
coming soon:
artisan small batch reality
artisan small batch reality
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that dream where you’re in an obscure home movie of the Monkees
January 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
that dream where you’re in an obscure home movie of the Monkees
“A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
“A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.”
The Passion Strikes Back
We're not just getting 2 Passion 2 Christ.
We're getting 3 Christ 3 Furious: Jerusalem Drift as well.
Yeo ; The Passion of the Chist 2 will be split into two movies.
Good lord. Just what we don't need.
www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/cul...
We're getting 3 Christ 3 Furious: Jerusalem Drift as well.
Yeo ; The Passion of the Chist 2 will be split into two movies.
Good lord. Just what we don't need.
www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/cul...
Mel Gibson angers far-right groups with latest casting decision
www.independent.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Passion Strikes Back
They call him Flipper, Flipper, don’t check his browser
No one, you see, more pervy than he
And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder
Kinking thereunder, under the sea
No one, you see, more pervy than he
And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder
Kinking thereunder, under the sea
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
They call him Flipper, Flipper, don’t check his browser
No one, you see, more pervy than he
And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder
Kinking thereunder, under the sea
No one, you see, more pervy than he
And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder
Kinking thereunder, under the sea
Classic movie line:
“That’s no moon! It’s a potato!”
“That’s no moon! It’s a potato!”
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Classic movie line:
“That’s no moon! It’s a potato!”
“That’s no moon! It’s a potato!”
My coffee cup is empty.
What have I done to deserve such a fate‽
What have I done to deserve such a fate‽
December 7, 2025 at 11:42 AM
My coffee cup is empty.
What have I done to deserve such a fate‽
What have I done to deserve such a fate‽
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Heads up.
Aldi has Peace Prizes in the middle aisle today.
Grab one while you can
Aldi has Peace Prizes in the middle aisle today.
Grab one while you can
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Heads up.
Aldi has Peace Prizes in the middle aisle today.
Grab one while you can
Aldi has Peace Prizes in the middle aisle today.
Grab one while you can