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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®
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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot.

The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
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Results from a simple search on RhymeZone: “Words and phrases that rhyme with kumquat.” [in this instance it is spelled with a ‘k’] The only proposed rhyme is ‘cumquat’ spelled with a ‘c’
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Forget retaliation: To cut tariffs President Trump imposed on their country, the Swiss sent a delegation of industry tycoons bearing gifts — a special Rolex desktop clock, a 1-kilogram personalized gold bar, and loads of flattery. Why it matters: Trump loves such pampering, and the word's out among nations and companies seeking his favor: Tributes fit for a king - especially gold - catch his eyes and his heart. • The Swiss bar, given to Trump during the delegation's visit on Nov. 4, was stamped with 45 and 47 in homage to his presidential terms. It's worth a little more than $130,000. • Trump accepted the gifts on behalf of his presidential library, making them legal, White House officials say.
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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They don’t mention Sweden’s universal healthcare.

Surely a minor oversight.
Sweden, without lockdown or school closures, was the best in the world at protecting human life during the Covid pandemic. It had the lowest level of age-adjusted, all-cause excess deaths in the world between March 2020 and December 2024. Sweden succeeded in part because its people are relatively metabolically healthy. By contrast, the U.S. chronic-disease crisis all but guaranteed that Americans would have one of the highest mortality rates in the world. URL: https://www.city-journal.org/article/nih-jay-bhattacharya-covid-pandemic-lab
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Tweet from Bill Madden (@maddenifico) on X.com A man ran to the Broadview ICE facility today searching for his wife of five years. They were following the legal process, showing up for her court case, when ICE took her to another room and disappeared her. He tracked her phone to Broadview where the signal cut off. Police told him to just look up her name online. He sat in a parking lot weeping, confused, with no answers.
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Kash Patel demonstrating his resting “oops I fucked up again” face.
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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when you want to get it just right…
Merriam-Webster entry for “shit show” shit show noun [shown as two words] variants or less commonly shitshow [shown as one word] or shit-show [shown hyphenated] plural shit shows also shitshows or shit-shows https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shitshow
October 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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momentarily forgot what RTFM stands for

good thing I can just select the text and look it up…
RTFM | abbreviation New Oxford American Dictionary [This is the full extent of the entry that popped up. No mention of what it stands for.]
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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“Fuck Tyrants!”
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Painting of a frog by Ernst Haeckel. Description from Wikimedia Commons: The banded frog of Java has two parallel white bands on its back, running lengthwise, that contrast strongly against the dark red brown base colour. The jumping treefrog is about to capture an insect with its protruded bicornuated tongue. https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hylarana_erythraea_Haeckel_2.png
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Six baby bottle nipples. It’s good to have some spare nipples.
October 18, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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separated at birth?
International Day for Failure Mon, 13 Oct 2025
October 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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“Sure the birth defects are bad relative to not having them but it’s better to have those birth defects and exist than to not exist at all.”
Charles Amos, 26 years old, but prematurely aged by being a Tory, looking like a minor character from a Monty Python sketch.
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Where my mind went:
Merriam-Webster definition of “pate.” noun. 1 : HEAD example text: “A hat covered his bald pate.” 2 : the crown of the head example text: “combed his hair across his pate”
October 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Zest soap add noting its “crisp, refreshing scent”
October 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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NJMorrisonIV. This country has been split under Trump like it has been by no other single political character, and the Democratic Congress is facing low polling numbers squarely due to their lack of resistance against this obvious ongoing dictatorship.Along with Healthcare, the elected Democratic congress should refuse to move at all until the Trump Party decides to return to being an actual equal branch instead of Orange Hitler's rubber stamp. They need to force the GOP House and Senate to take back the power of the purse and Tariffs, their oversight and the Inspectors General, stop the ridiculous and dangerous domestic bullying with our armed forces, and force independence for the DOJ, FBI, and the FED, before they even think of coming to the table. And it is quite easy to go on, as Corporal Bonespurs and Slick McSignalgate literally, in realtime, stands in front of our assembled educated professional armed forces and babble about sending them against the "Enemy Within", while telling states to Gerrymander to denude the Will of the People? The people of this country, Progressive, Independent, and Patriotic Republicans...not to mention the Free Press...need to push and appreciate any stand against this administration. The Congressional Progressive Caucus did not reject a short-term deal so much as they took the first faltering steps in standing up for the country and her people.
October 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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He’s a sexual manticore!
A 13th century painting of a manticore, with a somewhat feline body colored reddish brown and some nasty little claws. He has a human head and is carrying a human leg in his mouth.
September 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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A picture that sums up what little I know about Nigel:
Nigel Farage delivering a keynote address. The little black microphone is lined up with his upper lip, looking quite reminiscent of that Hitler chap.
September 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture.
Irish American tenor singer John McCormack (1884-1945) on a wicker chaise lounge.
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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screenshot from Google Maps of an aerial view of a bit of Somerset, England, tagged with “Cheddar Gorge” for more information than you ever wanted, go to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheddar_Gorge
September 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Are there any medical folks who’d like to offer a DDx?
I saw her from the waist down. And from her waist to the place that denotes the female, she had various scaly blemishes; and in that latter place was a black and monstrous head. It had fiery eyes, and ears like an ass', and nostrils and mouth like a lion's; it opened wide its jowls and terribly clashed its horrible iron-coloured teeth.
September 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Portrait of Katharine Briggs and Isabel Briggs Myers, creators of the Myers–Briggs Type Indicator. A speech bubble says, “Even though it’s bullshit?”
September 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Quote post with a dramatic B&W of you.
a rather fanciful 17th century woodcut of an Asian junglefowl. converted to black & white. From https://archive.org/details/vlyssisaldrouan00aldra/page/323/mode/1up
September 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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the Trump Lawn Mower Meme, with Trump saying to the kid mowing the lawn, “DO I LOOK DEAD TO YOU?”
September 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
Parody of the Cracker Barrel logo with the text “Release the Files”
September 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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by @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social
A man who has just opened the door to a bunch of heavily armored with guns He’s calling out, “Honey, did you post something negative about the regime?” cartoon by Ivan Ehlers
August 31, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Searching text from an image:
An attempt at searching a bit of text from the above image, rendered in Google as, “THE FAP WORLD-- HOW NEAR IS IT?”
August 31, 2025 at 9:56 AM