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They/them. An ace, agender, autistic fren-shaped person. Owned by three cats. And a Roomba with googly eyes. I'll post pictures eventually.
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been thinking a lot lately about how the baseline fantasy of m/f romance novels is "what if a man wanted to fuck you, but *also* liked you, as a person"
December 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
been thinking a lot lately about how the baseline fantasy of m/f romance novels is "what if a man wanted to fuck you, but *also* liked you, as a person"
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It’s World Human Rights Day. Today is a reminder that political talk of “respecting dignity” is just gaslighting when governments deport people who need asylum, enable genocide, censor LGBT folks, trash disabled lives, and police women’s bodies. We must refuse this and cultivate our shared humanity.
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
It’s World Human Rights Day. Today is a reminder that political talk of “respecting dignity” is just gaslighting when governments deport people who need asylum, enable genocide, censor LGBT folks, trash disabled lives, and police women’s bodies. We must refuse this and cultivate our shared humanity.
I made delicious soup earlier today. Aaaaand now I'm paying for it. IBS sucks.
December 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I made delicious soup earlier today. Aaaaand now I'm paying for it. IBS sucks.
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wake up babe the least surprising plot twist of 2025 just dropped
So it turns out an ice agent is much more likely to have an arrest record than an immigrant.
December 10, 2025 at 6:16 AM
wake up babe the least surprising plot twist of 2025 just dropped
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The decline of democracy in the US means you can’t visit the US if you commented on the decline of democracy in the US
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The decline of democracy in the US means you can’t visit the US if you commented on the decline of democracy in the US
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People are going to die because of the pending insurance premium hikes. I know the terrain of discourse is inconsistent and goes through a tumble cycle every 24 hours, but I really think we need to hone in on this reality and drive it home for people.
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
People are going to die because of the pending insurance premium hikes. I know the terrain of discourse is inconsistent and goes through a tumble cycle every 24 hours, but I really think we need to hone in on this reality and drive it home for people.
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A year later
still relevant
still relevant
As we go into 2025 and resolution setting
It is my hope that we remember
Self care is a term coined by a black queer woman focusing on sustaining activism work especially regarding intersectional activism while battling cancer.
Please read the work of Audre Lorde.
It is my hope that we remember
Self care is a term coined by a black queer woman focusing on sustaining activism work especially regarding intersectional activism while battling cancer.
Please read the work of Audre Lorde.
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A year later
still relevant
still relevant
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anyway hello #ocsky i made you another goofy character meme to fill out. as usual: use and abuse. repost without credit. alter to your liking. go nuts out there
also i have more of these here toyhou.se/34588310.mem...
also i have more of these here toyhou.se/34588310.mem...
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
anyway hello #ocsky i made you another goofy character meme to fill out. as usual: use and abuse. repost without credit. alter to your liking. go nuts out there
also i have more of these here toyhou.se/34588310.mem...
also i have more of these here toyhou.se/34588310.mem...
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
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I promise you, your favorite queer authors are a size 4 or 5 star review at the review site of your choice!
"I can't afford to support my favorite author right now, I—"
Reviews.
Reviews are free AND they are a gift to authors that can keep on giving (i.e., exposure, marketing, algo boosts, etc.)
Please, give the gift of reviews to your authors this holiday season. It really can make a difference!
Reviews.
Reviews are free AND they are a gift to authors that can keep on giving (i.e., exposure, marketing, algo boosts, etc.)
Please, give the gift of reviews to your authors this holiday season. It really can make a difference!
December 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I promise you, your favorite queer authors are a size 4 or 5 star review at the review site of your choice!
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Babes, we all use Instagram filters (I know I do) but if you are a white person and you are using an Instagram filter that makes your skin so brown you look like a POC?
My sibling in Christ? You are unintentionally doing brown face.
My sibling in Christ? You are unintentionally doing brown face.
December 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Babes, we all use Instagram filters (I know I do) but if you are a white person and you are using an Instagram filter that makes your skin so brown you look like a POC?
My sibling in Christ? You are unintentionally doing brown face.
My sibling in Christ? You are unintentionally doing brown face.
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Hi all!
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
JENNA EVERLY - Full Role Information
JENNA EVERLY - Full Role Information Project: A ~45 minute mockumentary about YouTube drama culture. Everything is fictional, meaning fake creators played by actors, fake Kickstarter, and fake screens...
docs.google.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Hi all!
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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High infant mortality is not inevitable, it is not necessary, all it does is produce cruelty and discrimination and inconsolable grief. The Breast Only warriors are eugenicists.
Fed is best.
Fed is best.
December 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
High infant mortality is not inevitable, it is not necessary, all it does is produce cruelty and discrimination and inconsolable grief. The Breast Only warriors are eugenicists.
Fed is best.
Fed is best.
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The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
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Marcel has been hard at work fighting the tree and causing general mayhem during his first Christmas (which is his job as a kitten, of course). In case you haven't heard, I am running a fundraiser for our local animal shelter right now - please consider donating if you can! givebutter.com/n5l31M
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Marcel has been hard at work fighting the tree and causing general mayhem during his first Christmas (which is his job as a kitten, of course). In case you haven't heard, I am running a fundraiser for our local animal shelter right now - please consider donating if you can! givebutter.com/n5l31M
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it was, in hindsight,* a mistake to hand over the running of our institutions of higher learning to a roving class of administrators.
*also at the time
*also at the time
these people are fraudsters selling snake oil and after their reforms crash and burn they'll be on to the next institution to do the same song and dance
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
it was, in hindsight,* a mistake to hand over the running of our institutions of higher learning to a roving class of administrators.
*also at the time
*also at the time
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Here’s why you shouldn’t pull your punches as a writer:
A big part of the appeal of a book is how dedicated the author is to their idea.
That crackling energy only comes from compulsion, the true driver of creativity.
Restrain it at your own peril.
A big part of the appeal of a book is how dedicated the author is to their idea.
That crackling energy only comes from compulsion, the true driver of creativity.
Restrain it at your own peril.
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Here’s why you shouldn’t pull your punches as a writer:
A big part of the appeal of a book is how dedicated the author is to their idea.
That crackling energy only comes from compulsion, the true driver of creativity.
Restrain it at your own peril.
A big part of the appeal of a book is how dedicated the author is to their idea.
That crackling energy only comes from compulsion, the true driver of creativity.
Restrain it at your own peril.
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Guy says: "Wow, I didn't have TERFs would pivot & go after AuDHD people on my 2025 BINGO card"
Me, fuming: "I've literally been warning, for YEARS, in WRITING even, that transphobia & autistiphobia go hand in hand while people acted like I was overreacting for drawing the explicit connection"
Me, fuming: "I've literally been warning, for YEARS, in WRITING even, that transphobia & autistiphobia go hand in hand while people acted like I was overreacting for drawing the explicit connection"
Once again, I need people to stop confusing the order of your awareness with the order of oppression.
Ableism is not new. The popularity of ableist beliefs, including those about ADHD, is not new, and it’s pretty insulting to watch you “discover” it like a European guy tripping over a continent.
Ableism is not new. The popularity of ableist beliefs, including those about ADHD, is not new, and it’s pretty insulting to watch you “discover” it like a European guy tripping over a continent.
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Guy says: "Wow, I didn't have TERFs would pivot & go after AuDHD people on my 2025 BINGO card"
Me, fuming: "I've literally been warning, for YEARS, in WRITING even, that transphobia & autistiphobia go hand in hand while people acted like I was overreacting for drawing the explicit connection"
Me, fuming: "I've literally been warning, for YEARS, in WRITING even, that transphobia & autistiphobia go hand in hand while people acted like I was overreacting for drawing the explicit connection"
Me: I can sleep in today; no class!
My cats: Bet?
My cats: Bet?
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Me: I can sleep in today; no class!
My cats: Bet?
My cats: Bet?
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This is what happens when I'm asked to design a holiday shirt for a charity.
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December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is what happens when I'm asked to design a holiday shirt for a charity.
spectrumcenter.threadless.com/designs/kram...
spectrumcenter.threadless.com/designs/kram...
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lrp I keep forgetting to share this bc my brain is mush at this point in the year, BUT there's a signed hardcover of THE KEEPER OF LONELY SPIRITS available through @writehive.bsky.social's auction, AND it's available internationally
#author
www.32auctions.com/organization...
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www.32auctions.com/organization...
Signed Hardcover of THE KEEPER OF LONELY SPIRITS
Auction item 'Signed Hardcover of THE KEEPER OF LONELY SPIRITS' hosted online at 32auctions.
www.32auctions.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
lrp I keep forgetting to share this bc my brain is mush at this point in the year, BUT there's a signed hardcover of THE KEEPER OF LONELY SPIRITS available through @writehive.bsky.social's auction, AND it's available internationally
#author
www.32auctions.com/organization...
#author
www.32auctions.com/organization...
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Well, I've had a weird and kinda gross morning on here, so I'm going to step back for a minute.
Buy trans books. Buy a lot of trans books. Today and every day.
Buy trans books. Buy a lot of trans books. Today and every day.
On that note:
Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day.
Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links.
Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo
Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day.
Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links.
Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo
Being a trans author is fucking weird right now. Hell is actively unfolding all around us but I still need to be like, "hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book? It won't make anything better, but it's kinda fun?"
So....hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book?
So....hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book?
December 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Well, I've had a weird and kinda gross morning on here, so I'm going to step back for a minute.
Buy trans books. Buy a lot of trans books. Today and every day.
Buy trans books. Buy a lot of trans books. Today and every day.
I COULD be done early today, buuuuuuut of course I have office hours. Will any students come to my office hours? Highly unlikely. Do I still have to sit there waiting for students to come just in case they do? Yup.
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I COULD be done early today, buuuuuuut of course I have office hours. Will any students come to my office hours? Highly unlikely. Do I still have to sit there waiting for students to come just in case they do? Yup.
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