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turkeycleverness.bsky.social
Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness
@turkeycleverness.bsky.social
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They/them. An ace, agender, autistic fren-shaped person. Owned by three cats. And a Roomba with googly eyes. I'll post pictures eventually.
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Moonlight Shadow techno remix by E-rotic.
A picture of Vecna from Stranger Things asking 'If Vecna takes you, what song should we play to save you?'
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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The Cat Who Will Eat Everything Except Celery and Frozen Cranberries But He Likes Dried Cranberries Just Fine.
A brown tabby curled up in a cat tree, looking as if he's almost asleep.
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
turkeycleverness.bsky.social
Describe your cat's personality with one photo.
A brown tabby eating a bit of an orange. Which cats are not supposed to like eating, and in fact the peel can be toxic to them. But he's still eating it.
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Okay, it's not quite my phone gallery because I do this from a computer, but... I prefer to think Rangi ate me like he ate this tube treat, not that *I* ate the tube treat.
An extremely mangled tube treat tube with fang marks every millimeter or so. A cat clearly had fun with it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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I saw a meme about this (this is NOT my meme). Enjoy.
A meme with text above a picture. The text says, "I found this paper by one of my kids and was immediately taken aback so I asked him what was written on it... he was confused because he didn't write anything at all; he drew a picture of a fork, knife, plate, napkin, and spoon... I was like, oh okay never mind," followed by some crying laughing emojis. Below is the picture of the kid's paper, which appears to say 'Yaoi!' but is, in fact, a drawing of a fork, knife, plate, napkin, and spoon.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Can confirm. (Okay, it's sunset and I'm crap at taking pictures, but.)
The suncatcher on a window with a beautiful sunset behind it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Rangi's latest crime. This *was* antibiotic ointment.
A tube of antibiotic ointment with several large fang punctures in it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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So...you know how cats don't like citrus fruits?

MORE PROOF I ADOPTED A RACCOON.

...Fuck now I can't leave fruit out on the counter.
A brown tabby cat taking bites out of an orange slice.
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Sure, it's called a butter comb and looks like the picture below. It's so much better than the normal slicker brush, for my cat, at least.
A butter comb.
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Sure, here you are! I think it's called a butter comb? Yes, I looked it up and that's what it's called. There are different sizes for large dogs/small dogs and cats. (Also, Sylphrena knows she's gorgeous...)
A picture of a butter comb.
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Not to interrupt, but a regular brush didn't work with my long-haired cat and I ended up getting the special comb Girl with the Dogs recommends. Pricey, but 100% worth it! The regular brush just brushes over the top of mats. (Pic of my long-haired cat as apology for interruption.)
A black fluffy cat loafed on top of a closed laptop.
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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You can now say you've seen a food-aggressive cat. (No, you don't actually want to know.)
A brown tabby laying on one of those circles with a ball in an outer ring that they can push around to play with, with a cardboard scratcher in the middle of the ring.
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Me, getting the chance to finally read a bit of Shadows over Ravenkirk, by @itsviviactually.bsky.social, spotting the following passage: ADSFKAGJDFSDFDGF I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!

(Also, next time I stupidly decide to add covers to my recs, I shall be stealing that as alt text...)
A snippet of text from a book saying, "Victoria blinked rapidly as she forced her train of thought down a divergent track. She glanced at the cover, a young woman gazing at the sky on a field of white, black upside-down pine trees reaching from above."
November 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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A story of #Caturday, told in two images:
A brown tabby lies sprawled on some papers, looking sleepy but not with his eyes fully closed. A picture of a ripped-up roll of paper towels and the bag it was in on a linoleum floor.
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Oh no. I thought I might have titled my recommendation list for next month's event 'Recs for Tru' so...apparently I'm going as sexy @trudieskies.readindiefantasy.com. Sorry, Tru!
A post by someone that says 'Your Halloween costume is "sexy" + the last thing you google searched." This year I'll be going as "sexy bus schedule."
October 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness. (Art by @fofoart.bsky.social.)
Laurence and Quentin from AK Faulkner's Inheritance series, which starts with Jack of Thorns. Laurence has a raven on his shoulder and has a hand tangled in vines, while Quentin is holding fire and has ice daggers floating above him.
October 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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An early #caturday, featuring chaos gremlin Horangi!
A brown tabby curled up on a couch throw on a white couch.
October 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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You weren't trying to grade those exams or anything, were you, Parent?
A brown tabby looking into the camera, laying on a pile of handwritten papers.
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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His chair neow. #Caturday
A brown tabby lies sprawled across a grey chair that shows evidence of scratching.
October 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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A deeply contemplative #Caturday. We must be using the braincell.
A black fluffy cat in what looks like deep thought. Perhaps she has the braincell today.
October 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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The chaos goblin.
A brown tabby making biscuits on a carpet that should probably be vacuumed.
September 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I picked up some Fishtopher merch the other day from the animal shelter! His name is probably going to be Horangi (Tiger in Korean).
A brown tabby cat sitting on a beige cat tree looking at something past the person taking the picture.
September 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Morning Cat Daddy, potentially to be renamed Hojakdo after the style of painting the tiger in KPop Demon Hunters is from.
A brown tabby playing with a red bird toy.
September 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Meet the currently named Cat Daddy! He's super chill.
A brown tabby hanging out at the top of a chest of drawers next to a stuffed unicorn.
September 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Is it too late for #caturday? My cats are only photogenic on Sundays...
A photo of a grey and white cat looking past the photo-taker. There's a white board and other stuff in the background, but you can see that the cat is sitting in front of a laptop (of course).
September 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM