alarmist morisette
@technicalsquirrel.bsky.social
I am not fun at parties, why do people keep speculating about this
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creamery.wsu.edu/cougar-chees...
December 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Ohhhhhh Chomsky is one of THOSE guys. That explains quite a bit!
I bet you didn't know that Chomsky was flying on Epstein's jet because he's a "free speech absolutist." And yeah maybe he was friends with a rich pedophile but, like, he also talked to Ali G.
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Ohhhhhh Chomsky is one of THOSE guys. That explains quite a bit!
One can imagine an argument that goes something like, the right needs to see us so they know they're still opposed.
But that purpose is not well-served by being a punching bag on a hostile, manipulated platform. Controlled opposition serves the oppressor, not the opposition.
But that purpose is not well-served by being a punching bag on a hostile, manipulated platform. Controlled opposition serves the oppressor, not the opposition.
IMO it's hard to combat the dangerousness of the right by participating in a platform where they aren't present.
I think the best way to explain the X vs Bluesky preference is whether a person thinks the left is more annoying than the right is dangerous.
The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
December 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
One can imagine an argument that goes something like, the right needs to see us so they know they're still opposed.
But that purpose is not well-served by being a punching bag on a hostile, manipulated platform. Controlled opposition serves the oppressor, not the opposition.
But that purpose is not well-served by being a punching bag on a hostile, manipulated platform. Controlled opposition serves the oppressor, not the opposition.
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Well, there's a photo I never expected to see in my life. Noam Chomsky palling around with Steve Bannon.
December 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Well, there's a photo I never expected to see in my life. Noam Chomsky palling around with Steve Bannon.
I typically use a spatula.
You can’t even bake a cookie with a penis any more. Because of woke.
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I typically use a spatula.
I would seriously like to understand Greg Abbott's origin story. How did he get so awful, was he bitten by a radioactive hillbilly, what happened there?
Happening now: Texas leaders announcing a rollout of a statewide program to put TPUSA chapters in high schools and colleges across the state. Gov. Abbott adds that schools that stand in the way should be reported to the Texas Education Agency.
December 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I would seriously like to understand Greg Abbott's origin story. How did he get so awful, was he bitten by a radioactive hillbilly, what happened there?
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March 29, 2023.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
March 29, 2023.
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Trump's MRI raises new questions about Biden's health.
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Trump's MRI raises new questions about Biden's health.
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currently cooking book review of [REDACTED] essay titled "Are We Prometheans?" about how the right likewise has gone totally insane contemplating the possibility that technology might change society
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
currently cooking book review of [REDACTED] essay titled "Are We Prometheans?" about how the right likewise has gone totally insane contemplating the possibility that technology might change society
Soft men create hard times so they can seem harder.
Violence is the dumbest, laziest solution to most of society's problems. That's why the dumbest, laziest people let violence foment instead of the hard work of pursuing peace.
Violence is the dumbest, laziest solution to most of society's problems. That's why the dumbest, laziest people let violence foment instead of the hard work of pursuing peace.
2/ nor can we forget Thomas Fugate, the 22 year old Trump campaign worked appointed as the lead counter terrorism coordinator at DHS.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Soft men create hard times so they can seem harder.
Violence is the dumbest, laziest solution to most of society's problems. That's why the dumbest, laziest people let violence foment instead of the hard work of pursuing peace.
Violence is the dumbest, laziest solution to most of society's problems. That's why the dumbest, laziest people let violence foment instead of the hard work of pursuing peace.
I don't really care about being called an interchangeable term for Americans by people who don't really matter.
However I deeply resent being exposed to cringe, twee, in-group signaling without my consent. I have an eye condition, they get strained if I roll them too hard without a warmup.
However I deeply resent being exposed to cringe, twee, in-group signaling without my consent. I have an eye condition, they get strained if I roll them too hard without a warmup.
it looks like crap and immediately antagonizes a good chunk of us. if that's your goal, carry on. if that's not your goal, consider "Americans"
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I don't really care about being called an interchangeable term for Americans by people who don't really matter.
However I deeply resent being exposed to cringe, twee, in-group signaling without my consent. I have an eye condition, they get strained if I roll them too hard without a warmup.
However I deeply resent being exposed to cringe, twee, in-group signaling without my consent. I have an eye condition, they get strained if I roll them too hard without a warmup.
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Trump envoy Steve Witkoff has been outed as a Russian asset. This is traitorous stuff.
Steve Witkoff helped Russia derail Ukraine’s access to Tomahawk missiles. He tipped off the Kremlin about Zelensky’s U.S. visit, giving Moscow time to arrange a call that convinced Trump to block the deal. Witkoff actively works against Ukraine’s defense, in coordination with Putin’s regime.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Trump envoy Steve Witkoff has been outed as a Russian asset. This is traitorous stuff.
I was expecting Trump appointees to be evil and incompetent, but I really wasn't prepared for them to be such dumb jackoffs.
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I was expecting Trump appointees to be evil and incompetent, but I really wasn't prepared for them to be such dumb jackoffs.
Noah Smith is the dumbest MF ever to walk on 2 feet. He isn't being improved by time.
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Noah Smith is the dumbest MF ever to walk on 2 feet. He isn't being improved by time.
MY PHONE SAYS UR A DOODY HEAD LOL LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
MY PHONE SAYS UR A DOODY HEAD LOL LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
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Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
See also "fluent in sarcasm.". Suggests a fragile mind that conceals its weakness by demeaning others.
Beware anyone who loudly labels themselves a "truth-teller."
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
See also "fluent in sarcasm.". Suggests a fragile mind that conceals its weakness by demeaning others.
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You have to wonder if the strikes on the "drug boats" were just a way to test which generals would follow illegal orders wrt an undeclared war with Venezuela and weed out those who wouldn't.
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
You have to wonder if the strikes on the "drug boats" were just a way to test which generals would follow illegal orders wrt an undeclared war with Venezuela and weed out those who wouldn't.
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She linked a whole *article about it* pure cope
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
She linked a whole *article about it* pure cope
Concerning!
Cygnal poll: ME Senate race at 49% generic Dem, 41% Collins. If she votes for ACA subsidies, race tightens to 45% Dem, 43% Collins, which is within the poll's 4-pt margin of error. #mepolitics www.newsweek.com/susan-collin...
Susan Collins gets new warning signs in Maine poll
Collins' positioning on Affordable Care Act (ACA) tax credits could be critical to her reelection next November, the poll found.
www.newsweek.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Concerning!
Elon, with a skull fracture, paralyzed from the neck down after getting sacked by a 350lb defensive end:
"heh heh, these suckers are giving me so much free quarterbacking data, they have no idea"
"heh heh, these suckers are giving me so much free quarterbacking data, they have no idea"
Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Elon, with a skull fracture, paralyzed from the neck down after getting sacked by a 350lb defensive end:
"heh heh, these suckers are giving me so much free quarterbacking data, they have no idea"
"heh heh, these suckers are giving me so much free quarterbacking data, they have no idea"
hey lefties, come get your boy
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In the documents, Chomsky described Epstein as a "highly valued friend."
Epstein emails show close connection with MIT's Noam Chomsky
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In t...
www.wbur.org
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
hey lefties, come get your boy
WTF?
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
wapo.st
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
WTF?
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'People forget what Khashoggi was investigating when he was murdered. He was writing about Kushner turning over classified info to MBS, who used it to hunt down, arrest and murder his opponents.'
h/t @cocacolakid
h/t @cocacolakid
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
'People forget what Khashoggi was investigating when he was murdered. He was writing about Kushner turning over classified info to MBS, who used it to hunt down, arrest and murder his opponents.'
h/t @cocacolakid
h/t @cocacolakid
According to my BlueSky law degree, when a judge is "concerned", that means one of the attorneys is definitely going to be executed at dawn.
Comey hearing just ended. Govt admits 2d indictment never shown to full grand jury. Judge concerned. AUSA also admits DAG Blanche’s office told him not to disclose if previous prosecutors prepared a declination memo (saying why there was no case).
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
According to my BlueSky law degree, when a judge is "concerned", that means one of the attorneys is definitely going to be executed at dawn.