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Joey Protons
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December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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They’re describing it as a “shock and awe” campaign, which is why it’s essential to show them there’s huge opposition NOW. Call / email your reps to let them know you oppose censorship bills like KOSA and the SCREEN.

Read up and get involved in the @fightforthefuture.org Week of Action.
With SCREEN Act and KOSA on the legislative block this week, there couldn't be a better time for Fight's "Stop Online ID Checks" Week of Action.

Today's action: Share and sign the petition.

Find out more here: www.stoponlineidchecks.org
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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The way you can tell "AI" is the future is because one of the most popular searches is "How do I get this AI shit out of my computer"
here's an updated guide on how to remove all of the AI from Firefox
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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[trans people fired from all federal jobs]
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]

liberal:
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I understand that there are a lot of people out there who think they have good intentions and love to take their ideological opponents in good faith because it makes them seem fair and reasonable and I truly cannot overstate how dangerous this is to trans people and how much they should stop
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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The combination of fascism covid more fascism genocide capitulation to fascism and the clear goal of AI tech bros to eradicate the workforce and make all jobs and future goals irrelevant as we all slide into poverty while eleven rich people become gods is really doing a number on us.
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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fucking incredible
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Still one of the great tweet exchanges
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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My latest is a tribute to the enduring power of friendship:
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Heaven Can’t Wait
Heaven Can’t Wait
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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It's December which means it's time to post the generic Hallmark version of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" that the kids are calling "probably not legally actionable"
December 2, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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HEY! WE'RE PUSHING BACK AGAINST ITCH'S SHITTY ANTI-QUEER ANTI-PORN BEHAVIOR BY GETTING YOU MATURE QUEER ART

THIS BUNDLE IS HUGE

COME GET!!
The Bundle With Benefits is now LIVE!
33 items are available for $10, with an extra 18 items available at a $15 tier! Contributors include @leaftilde.bsky.social, @beedokfern.bsky.social, @grumpy-tg.bsky.social, @ela-bambust.bsky.social, @autumnwolff.bsky.social, and more!

itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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If Trump proactively pardons Hegseth, the solution is to signal either to the ICC or the country of origin of the murdered men that we will honor extradition requests on this point.

And then, in something of an irony, Noem him out of the country before anyone can react.
Historical precedent of note...
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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like zoinks scoob, it's old man winters from the carnival
The depositions from the batshit CBP and ICE officials in Chicago have been unsealed. Here's how Russ Hott denied actually knowing anything about one of the weirder claims they made: that a protestor had ripped someone's beard off.

legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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This is a good idea. All lovers of democracy need to put aside their purity politics and support it!
What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The (useful) tech in our small devices plateaued when they figured out how to extend battery life to a totally adequate amount for all users. Ever since then they tried pushing camera tech. When that hit a ceiling they thought "AI" would be the selling factor. Guess what?
"People are poor and that's not enriching the rich"
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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"This happened in MGS2"
"This happened in Robocop"

Yea well you know what other dystopic, political and influential joint also predicted/made known of a bunch of stuff that will happen

That's right. Deltron 3030.
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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If you have a problem with trans women, trans men, or trans people of any make or gender, then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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This is how I found out that Chiitan was on BlueSky but also reposting with alt text because CHIITAN
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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This is how you know that it's not about the money. Because if it were, then libraries would not keep being defunded.
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM