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The Union Forever!

Durham, NC
The liberal justices need to call out the Republican majority's decision for what it is: purely political. If the political advantage were reversed, this majority would never have allowed the new maps to go into effect.
#BREAKING: Over dissents from the three democratic appointees, #SCOTUS puts Texas's new House maps back into effect for (and, presumably, through) the 2026 midterms.

The three Democratic appointees, in an opinion by Justice Kagan, dissent.

I'll post the ruling shortly.
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is an incredible photo from the Duke-Florida game last night. Somebody is certainly thirsty for Cam Boozer.
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This feels like @edsbs.bsky.social inspired content.
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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there is no legitimate definition of the term "democracy" under which maps like these are "democratic." this level of stovepiping is banana republic shit. this is effectively no different from stuffing a ballot box
Indiana Republicans have unveiled their proposal to re-gerrymander the congressional map & expand their current 7-2 majority to 9-0.

The Dem-held 1st would flip to Trump+12 & the 7th to Trump+19. All 7 GOP seats would be at least Trump+18.

Interactive map:
davesredistricting.org/maps#viewmap...
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAL!
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Instead of Gatorade they're drinking raw milk it's so fucked up
Cal is really just putting it on SMU. I did not see this coming at all.
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I would like to point out that Alabama has a worse loss than either of Miami's losses. How do you lose to 5-7 Florida State and make the playoff?
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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it's great
just wanna make sure everyone is aware that we are now perilously close to duke making the ACC championship game
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Mike Elko would've absolutely kicked the FG last week.
Congrats to Manny Diaz, back-to-back STATE CHAMPS. Unlike Mike Elko, he actually wins rivalry games at Duke!
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
As a lifelong Cal football fan, let's go Bears!
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
From MST3K Hamlet:

Claudius (looks at his hand): What if...?

Mike: Nah, that'd be like the fifth time today.

Two of us in my English class caught the joke, much to the annoyance of our teacher.
It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!

variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Was my subject line Fullcast disaster catnip? Yes. Was it 100% accurate? Also yes.
OKAY OKAY FINE, GOD 🌝

submit your THANKSGIVING DISASTERS to [email protected]

do NOT submit it here, we won’t see it, sorry that happened to you (or happy for you)!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Where's the beef? Meat Heist alert @edsbs.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
United could play for a week and not score. Completely pointless.
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Bruno Fernandes has been diabolical tonight. Just awful.
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
How’s Bill Belichick going to eat soup this winter without a bowl?
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You hate to see it. GTHC!
Duke 32, UNC 25.

After waiting 72 years to "beat Duke," Bill Belichick will have to keep waiting. Duke's fake field goal sets up the game-winning touchdown as the Tar Heels are eliminated from bowl contention.

Belichick has to walk past Duke ringing the Victory Bell on the UNC loco at midfield.
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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GTHC
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Manny thinking “I’m not losing to a guy who spent last Sunday at an adult cheerleading competition”
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
These UNC players are crashing out. The only thing more idiotic than Duke's play all game.
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM